Wierd, funny questions



Is there another word for synonym?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating
an endangered plant?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

:confused: :laugh:

I've always wondered why people call a chair, 'chair'. Who makes up these words?

Another question I have is, when meditating, you are supposed to be concentrating on nothing. But, nothing is infact something. So then how do you concentrate on 'nothing'?

Thats one reason i can't meditate...i can never stop thinking abt the million things that are on my mind...infact it gives you the best conc. ..so it must be the best time to think..yet you are supposed to clear your head by meditating???

hmmm...yeah i bet linguistics cud tell us abt the origins of words...
i know the origin of one word...fa-shizzle = 'for sure' by snoop dog.... :laugh: ;)

actually you can mediate doing a simple thing called JAPA.. and i would disagree on your definition of mediatation... when meditating.. your in fact focusing your energy on one thing... not "nothing" -- and that one may be God or such

defintely something to check out -- and the experience if done properly is sureal at times....

here is a site.. i am sure there are better ones but i googled "japa, meditation" but there are alot others
http://www.focalpointyoga.com/mantra_meditation.htm

ahh if you decide to try it out.. a lil modification... when you repeat the chant over and over again.... change your tone... tempo etc if you find yourself bored or distracted.... open your eyes.. close them.... and when u get to a point where the only thing your focusing on is that mantra.. close your eyes and then stop sayin the mantra.... ahh for a moment your at peace... and too some degree you do achieve mental freedom where your mind is focusining nothing... but it begins with a focus on onething to get to zero....

Thisisvick is right. Meditation is focusing on one thing, and one thing alone.
I've tried it and it seems that I can only meditate for a few seconds, and then that's it. All thoughts take over and I'm left worrying about the future, or regretting the past. It's awful. Meditation is discipline. Something I must cultivate. :rolleyes:

Oh Shweta dear don't be hard on yourself. :love:
This Devdas cannot help but follow you :laugh:

actually you can mediate doing a simple thing called JAPA.. and i would disagree on your definition of mediatation... when meditating.. your in fact focusing your energy on one thing... not "nothing" -- and that one may be God or such

defintely something to check out -- and the experience if done properly is sureal at times....

here is a site.. i am sure there are better ones but i googled "japa, meditation" but there are alot others
http://www.focalpointyoga.com/mantra_meditation.htm

ahh if you decide to try it out.. a lil modification... when you repeat the chant over and over again.... change your tone... tempo etc if you find yourself bored or distracted.... open your eyes.. close them.... and when u get to a point where the only thing your focusing on is that mantra.. close your eyes and then stop sayin the mantra.... ahh for a moment your at peace... and too some degree you do achieve mental freedom where your mind is focusining nothing... but it begins with a focus on onething to get to zero....

Thanks for that thisisvick. i'll try it too. i think mastering something like this- can really help one in so many ways- but its tough ...getting there...
like saffronrain i can't stop the thoughts either...but i am going to try .... i really need the peace! ;)

actually you can mediate doing a simple thing called JAPA.. and i would disagree on your definition of mediatation... when meditating.. your in fact focusing your energy on one thing... not "nothing" -- and that one may be God or such

defintely something to check out -- and the experience if done properly is sureal at times....

here is a site.. i am sure there are better ones but i googled "japa, meditation" but there are alot others
http://www.focalpointyoga.com/mantra_meditation.htm

ahh if you decide to try it out.. a lil modification... when you repeat the chant over and over again.... change your tone... tempo etc if you find yourself bored or distracted.... open your eyes.. close them.... and when u get to a point where the only thing your focusing on is that mantra.. close your eyes and then stop sayin the mantra.... ahh for a moment your at peace... and too some degree you do achieve mental freedom where your mind is focusining nothing... but it begins with a focus on onething to get to zero....
The point of meditation is to become "thoughtlessly aware", which is very difficult to achieve. This is what I was referring to when I said that you had to focus on "nothing" during meditation.

I am aware of the jap meditation, but didn't quite understand it fully. I'll take a look at the link you provided, and do a google search when I get the chance. Thanks.

You know Sunny, my fam. and I were talking about meditation last night, and my dad said, "meditation is learning to focus on the gap between two thoughts- nothing... a state of thoughtlessness." i had not known this... so I guess you're right Sunny, it's focusing on "nothing."
Apparently there's this meditation class taught by a Buddhist monk, and I'm thinking about going if it doesn't cost too much. Learning to meditate should be free- anyone should be entitled to it, don't you think? It's unfair to put a price on something like that.

here we go again!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :meanie: here 2 debu??Oh Shweta dear don't be hard on yourself. :love:
This Devdas cannot help but follow you :laugh:

perhaps original things has lost itself on the way...----------------------------------------------If ghosts go through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?

Why isn’t evaporated milk a gas?

Why was it that in all different cultures the men always used to come first and never the women?

When you feel down, why do people ask what’s up?

In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?

If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, why don’t they fly off to the sun?

What happens if you die in your dream?

Why do people more commonly skip breakfast than any other meal, considering that this is the time when the stomach is emptiest?

If same-sex couples could marry, what would happen to their surnames?

How are children supposed to take medicine if it’s meant to be kept out of their reach?

Why do people talk about ‘girlie’ things but never ‘boyie’ things?

If you sneezed on a computer, would it get a virus?

Can you dream of having a dream?

Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering that sound travels better through solids?

If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen?

What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when his/her original design was a failure?

What sort of a vehicle did those huge 300kg tyres that are used in the World’s Strongest Man contests come off?

Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line and not a drying line?

Why do ‘a fat chance’ and ‘a slim chance’ mean the same thing?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Why are there seeds in seeded grapes, but no bones in a boned fillet?

When people go mental, why do they get physically violent?

Why do we never hear of people coming from ‘left west’ or ‘right east’?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?

Why is Friday 13th considered unlucky, considering that the Last Supper was on Thursday?

If you can enjoy yourself, why can’t you enjoy anyone else?

What would a burger of ham be called?

If dawn breaks, does dusk come together?

Why does ‘dyslexia’ have to be so hard to spell?

If you think you’re a hypochondriac, then are you one or not?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

perhaps original things has lost itself on the way...----------------------------------------------If ghosts go through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?

Why isn’t evaporated milk a gas?

Why was it that in all different cultures the men always used to come first and never the women?

When you feel down, why do people ask what’s up?

In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?

If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, why don’t they fly off to the sun?

What happens if you die in your dream?

Why do people more commonly skip breakfast than any other meal, considering that this is the time when the stomach is emptiest?

If same-sex couples could marry, what would happen to their surnames?

How are children supposed to take medicine if it’s meant to be kept out of their reach?

Why do people talk about ‘girlie’ things but never ‘boyie’ things?

If you sneezed on a computer, would it get a virus?

Can you dream of having a dream?

Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering that sound travels better through solids?

If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen?

What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when his/her original design was a failure?

What sort of a vehicle did those huge 300kg tyres that are used in the World’s Strongest Man contests come off?

Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line and not a drying line?

Why do ‘a fat chance’ and ‘a slim chance’ mean the same thing?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Why are there seeds in seeded grapes, but no bones in a boned fillet?

When people go mental, why do they get physically violent?

Why do we never hear of people coming from ‘left west’ or ‘right east’?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?

Why is Friday 13th considered unlucky, considering that the Last Supper was on Thursday?

If you can enjoy yourself, why can’t you enjoy anyone else?

What would a burger of ham be called?

If dawn breaks, does dusk come together?

Why does ‘dyslexia’ have to be so hard to spell?

If you think you’re a hypochondriac, then are you one or not?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

http://www.stewartsplace.org.uk/humour/questions.html Got it from this site??? ;)

Oooohhh !!! Nokia is busted! :laugh:

Oooohhh !!! Nokia is busted! :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hey nokia,
where did u get these from???
perhaps original things has lost itself on the way...----------------------------------------------If ghosts go through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?

Why isn’t evaporated milk a gas?

Why was it that in all different cultures the men always used to come first and never the women?

When you feel down, why do people ask what’s up?

In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?

If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, why don’t they fly off to the sun?

What happens if you die in your dream?

Why do people more commonly skip breakfast than any other meal, considering that this is the time when the stomach is emptiest?

If same-sex couples could marry, what would happen to their surnames?

How are children supposed to take medicine if it’s meant to be kept out of their reach?

Why do people talk about ‘girlie’ things but never ‘boyie’ things?

If you sneezed on a computer, would it get a virus?

Can you dream of having a dream?

Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering that sound travels better through solids?

If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen?

What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when his/her original design was a failure?

What sort of a vehicle did those huge 300kg tyres that are used in the World’s Strongest Man contests come off?

Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line and not a drying line?

Why do ‘a fat chance’ and ‘a slim chance’ mean the same thing?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

Why are there seeds in seeded grapes, but no bones in a boned fillet?

When people go mental, why do they get physically violent?

Why do we never hear of people coming from ‘left west’ or ‘right east’?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?

Why is Friday 13th considered unlucky, considering that the Last Supper was on Thursday?

If you can enjoy yourself, why can’t you enjoy anyone else?

What would a burger of ham be called?

If dawn breaks, does dusk come together?

Why does ‘dyslexia’ have to be so hard to spell?

If you think you’re a hypochondriac, then are you one or not?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

:laugh: Oooohhh !!! Nokia is busted! :laugh:

hey..i enjoyed reading some of those..and i am sure the others..who busted you did too....so thanks nokia...

:laugh: hey..i enjoyed reading some of those..and i am sure the others..who busted you did too....so thanks nokia...

Hen or Egg?

thats a Classic one.....welcome back

hmm..i'd say the hen came first...from whichever bird it evolved from...by the natural selection process....i know the evolution wasn't overnight

------overnight
turkey -----> hen ... :laugh: that didn't happen
but
ok...
i don't even know what i'm saying....
hen or egg....this is too complex....

i'll probably get flamed for this but I would say that the egg came before the chicken...uh oh, did i just choose evolution over religion :scared: :p

nope i think you just chose religion over evolution

BTW...i chose SUNY buffalo.... ;)

Oooohhh !!! Nokia is busted! :laugh:
yeah rickshaw puller ! i hope u too hada laugh at it ! :)

i'll probably get flamed for this but I would say that the egg came before the chicken...uh oh, did i just choose evolution over religion :scared: :p
i worry for u , rxgal , from now on! i just hope Bush & company ( rather GANG ) doen`t read ur reply !! Amen. :p

yeah rickshaw puller ! i hope u too hada laugh at it ! :)
For sure I laughed. I called all my other ricksaw-wallah friends, using my NOKIA cell, to tell them about it :laugh: .

For sure I laughed. I called all my other ricksaw-wallah friends, using my NOKIA cell, to tell them about it :laugh: .
now that`s what U call " NOKIA-POWER "
Nokia khush huaaaa ...hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL. :laugh:

BTW...i chose SUNY buffalo.... ;)
Oh wow...good for you :) I thought you might end up going to Albany. But SUNY is a good school, my friend's going to start her med school there this fall. COLDDDD weather :scared: :luck:

yeah.....nokia....connecting people....!For sure I laughed. I called all my other ricksaw-wallah friends, using my NOKIA cell, to tell them about it :laugh: .

nope i think you just chose religion over evolution

BTW...i chose SUNY buffalo.... ;)

Good for you Tina

Hope everything goes well .

Oh wow...good for you :) I thought you might end up going to Albany. But SUNY is a good school, my friend's going to start her med school there this fall. COLDDDD weather :scared: :luck:

yeah its cold...
but its a big univ...and well known...I chose it because i know it will open to me a world of new and diff experiences....atleast i hope so...meeting new people...from all over...study under accomplished professors and maybe learn abt/help with their research....yell at myself (during the cold) for choosing for come there ...and while i'm at it.....i'll study a little tooo...
Maybe i'll c ur friend there...

nope i think you just chose religion over evolution

BTW...i chose SUNY buffalo.... ;)
well....religions ays ..adam & eve came first ..it manes chicken came first .acc to the religion ..
If egg came first ...first of all it`s against religion just coz it`s not chicken ...second..it`s evolution ..coz ..the predecessor ( spelling mistake , sorry ) was not chicken , in fact it was something pre-chicken . so pre -chicken gave an agg that was the next step in evolution ..coz pre-chicken can`t change to chicken during its life time .

i agree with rxgal ..when she says egg cames first ..it`s evolution over religion.... :luck:
PS: it`s strictly personal comment ..no offence emant .

i thought religion says- god created everything....
that he put all these animals on the earth...
i just meant that a chicken obvioulsy evolved from something.... like u said something prechicken...but i get what ur saying too...makes sence

Egg refers to evolution because it is based on the idea that everything came from single cell organisms. An egg is a single cell.
Whereas, chicken would pertain to religion because religion is based on God who created mankind (eg Adam/Eve).

Of course, there is no true answer to the Chicken/Egg question. It's just a matter of what we choose to believe in. :D

i agree with rxgal ..when she says egg cames first ..it`s evolution over religion.... :luck:
PS: it`s strictly personal comment ..no offence emant .
Phew, I'm not the only one :laugh:

yeah its cold...
but its a big univ...and well known...I chose it because i know it will open to me a world of new and diff experiences....atleast i hope so...meeting new people...from all over...study under accomplished professors and maybe learn abt/help with their research....yell at myself (during the cold) for choosing for come there ...and while i'm at it.....i'll study a little tooo...
Maybe i'll c ur friend there...
Yah you'll definitely have a great time there....I've heard lots of good things about the school :) And, at least you can lock yourself up in your room during winter with hot chocolate and get your studying done instead of procrastinating lol...my friend is the skinny persian girl who can never stop talking (she'll kill me for saying this haha), you'll know when u see her :luck:

now that`s what U call " NOKIA-POWER "


Ya- Nokia batteries last longer than any others

hey nokia what is ur model number????? i've got 3310 its pretty primitive!!!!nonetheless a gr8 model........ do u play snake????

hey nokia what is ur model number????? i've got 3310 its pretty primitive!!!!nonetheless a gr8 model........ do u play snake????
lol . i do`t even own a cell phone !!!!!!! :p

i have an 3100
I had a 5510 in past- that was a great nokia mob- u can use it as a phone and in hour of need you can also use it as a weapon to ang someone's head. it's that big and sturdy.
when someone asks me what my favourite Sports is------ i answer SNAKE

Why is it that anything blue is called blue, green called green and not vice versa?

Like why is Sunny bald and not hairy? :laugh:

^ easy, I was making tandoori chicken, and the fire was too much for me to handle...and the hair go poof!

What's your reason for keeping the shiny dome? :meanie:

yeah, dr.gar.....!i had a 5510 too!mainly used 2 use it as my main defence weapon!it was like a hatoda!it can kill someone-itz so huge! :laugh: i have an 3100
I had a 5510 in past- that was a great nokia mob- u can use it as a phone and in hour of need you can also use it as a weapon to ang someone's head. it's that big and sturdy.
when someone asks me what my favourite Sports is------ i answer SNAKE

sunny r u obsessed with 'seinfield'? :laugh:

^ easy, I was making tandoori chicken, and the fire was too much for me to handle...and the hair go poof!

What's your reason for keeping the shiny dome? :meanie:

sunny r u obsessed with 'seinfield'? :laugh:
I'm obsessed with life, and the many things that encompasses it. Seinfeld is apart of my life. How big a role it plays in my life is still yet to be determined ;) .

:thumbup: I'm obsessed with life, and the many things that encompasses it. Seinfeld is apart of my life. How big a role it plays in my life is still yet to be determined ;) .

coming back to the thread- i think this must have been in one of the long list of questions people posted, but still i would ask this-

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If the bomb device of a suicidal human bomb didn't function well at the planned time; would he be happy or sad?

coming back to the thread- i think this must have been in one of the long list of questions people posted, but still i would ask this-

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If the bomb device of a suicidal human bomb didn't function well at the planned time; would he be happy or sad?
I saw this movie about kamikaze pilots but they wore lether helmets (more like hats). Like back the the days motorcycle helmets were all lether hats very much like some winter hats we see today.

hey guys!
tell me the difference b/w lime & lemon!it may b simple 4 u guyz,but i remain to b confused!!!!!!!!!! :confused: :laugh: :meanie:

hey guys!
tell me the difference b/w lime & lemon!it may b simple 4 u guyz,but i remain to b confused!!!!!!!!!! :confused: :laugh: :meanie:
Lime is green and lemon is yellow. Put the lime in the coconut and shake it all about. :p

why do indians like to gossip? (especially indian aunties)

why do indians like to gossip? (especially indian aunties)
Because they are on the prowl for a groom and bride, not like they'll be getting married to them.

Because they are on the prowl for a groom and bride, not like they'll be getting married to them.

hahaha seriously!!

yup!u r right! :thumbup:
Because they are on the prowl for a groom and bride, not like they'll be getting married to them.

is that all?what about the taste?what is a lime called ,when it is ripe? ;)






Lime is green and lemon is yellow. Put the lime in the coconut and shake it all about. :p

Isn't is put the lime in the coke you nut??

About Indian aunties it is terrible! A few weeks back an aunty called my mom asking about me :eek:

Man, I never realized living in the US I will have to resort to arranged marriage type of BS

Help me somebody :(

Isn't is put the lime in the coke you nut??

About Indian aunties it is terrible! A few weeks back an aunty called my mom asking about me :eek:

Man, I never realized living in the US I will have to resort to arranged marriage type of BS

Help me somebody :(

yeah it is "put the lime in the coke you nut".. i love that.

Indian aunties can't mind their own business. they're always prying into other people's lives (esp. other people's children's).. ugh. i can totally relate. some aunties call our house (and mind you, we haven't spoken to each other in about 2 years) and ask how i am, how my sister is, what we're doing, what our plans our (ie. med school, etc). they just like gossip and i don't know if it's b/c they're so insecure about themselves- they compare other ppl's kids to their own. my dad does it, but my mom doesn't. i hate it!!!!! :mad:

yeah it is "put the lime in the coke you nut".. i love that.

Indian aunties can't mind their own business. they're always prying into other people's lives (esp. other people's children's).. ugh. i can totally relate. some aunties call our house (and mind you, we haven't spoken to each other in about 2 years) and ask how i am, how my sister is, what we're doing, what our plans our (ie. med school, etc). they just like gossip and i don't know if it's b/c they're so insecure about themselves- they compare other ppl's kids to their own. my dad does it, but my mom doesn't. i hate it!!!!! :mad:

I think insecurity is the problem. I agree with you on this one. It is terrible.

i guess ,u r rite!it IS horrible! :laugh: I think insecurity is the problem. I agree with you on this one. It is terrible.

why do indians like to gossip? (especially indian aunties)
:laugh: :laugh:

The question that actually bugs me is,"why are feelings so irrational...yet so rational?"

feelings r irrationally rational!!!!lol! :laugh: mark my words! ;) The question that actually bugs me is,"why are feelings so irrational...yet so rational?"

I feel.................

what...........??? ;) I feel.................

The question that actually bugs me is,"why are feelings so irrational...yet so rational?"

You thinking way too much :laugh: :laugh:

The question that actually bugs me is,"why are feelings so irrational...yet so rational?"
depends on what part of your brain you're thinking with...logic or emotion :p

The question that actually bugs me is,"why are feelings so irrational...yet so rational?"
One that gets me is, what is beyond space? There has got to be something there...fluidic space perhaps?

you know about that Addison's idea of universe?
May be we are all just like a colony of bacteria on some other super human, or super sized animal the size or shape of which is beyond our comprehension.

i have an interesting question!why is the pakorah so mean to others?any answers? :laugh:

i have an interesting question!why is the pakorah so mean to others?any answers? :laugh:

May be it's in the name- Pakorahs
they are full of atherosclerosis inducing fats and oxidized fats can also cause some malignancies.
The only differences between Pakoras and Pakorah is- Pakoras at least taste good initially!

- Why ppl become suicide bombers (is there really 72 virgins waiting for them?); if its a female suicide bomber, does she get 72 male virgins?

- What would happen if you put curry powder in the oven?

- Why Bush opposes stem cell research, but does not mind ppl in Iraq dying everyday?

- Why some countries are so wealthy, and others are so poor?

- If space is really curved, how come objects fall straight down?

- What was I in the past lives?

- What will India be like in 1000 yrs?

- What is the next superpower?

- And this: why Aish and Salman did not work out? Vivek is such a sad bugger, no offence.

you know about that Addison's idea of universe?
May be we are all just like a colony of bacteria on some other super human, or super sized animal the size or shape of which is beyond our comprehension.
you know...i always wonder abt that....gives me a creepy feeling...but it could just be true....hmm...will we ever know??

- Why ppl become suicide bombers (is there really 72 virgins waiting for them?); if its a female suicide bomber, does she get 72 male virgins?
Isn't it sad how they brain wash them....what a waste of life...
What would happen if you put curry powder in the oven?
Maybe some of the people who cook can figure that out...
Why Bush opposes stem cell research, but does not mind ppl in Iraq dying everyday?
I still don't understand how people here hav somewhat accepted his decision...it was so irrational...and harmful..to people and the economy...
What is the next superpower?
WHat or Who..? you know...pakora had earlier threatned with her plans for world domination... :scared:
And this: why Aish and Salman did not work out? Vivek is such a sad bugger, no offence.
I think Vivek is :thumbdown . i don;t know how people find him attractive...or hero material...but maybe he's a nice guy :confused:

Can a super conducting magnet tear the iron out of your blood cells?

Can a super conducting magnet tear the iron out of your blood cells?
Apparently this was proven in xmen. where magneto took out the excess iron placed inside the cell of a guard. Noting that this was excess iron.

Apparently this was proven in xmen. where magneto took out the excess iron placed inside the cell of a guard. Noting that this was excess iron.
but that's sci-fi, i'm lookin for real data corroborating the statement. ;)

hahaha!lol! :laugh: May be it's in the name- Pakorahs
they are full of atherosclerosis inducing fats and oxidized fats can also cause some malignancies.
The only differences between Pakoras and Pakorah is- Pakoras at least taste good initially!

[QUOTE]Can a super conducting magnet tear the iron out of your blood cells?
it`s possible only if something is holding the non-iron part i.e. th eproteein etc as strongly as the magnetic pull !

hahaha!lol! :laugh:
Can a super conducting magnet tear the iron out of your blood cells?
it`s possible only if something is holding the non-iron part i.e. th eproteein etc as strongly as the magnetic pull !

- Why ppl become suicide bombers (is there really 72 virgins waiting for them?); if its a female suicide bomber, does she get 72 male virgins?
BRAIN WASHED AS IN KASHMIR ! OR FREEDOM FIGHTERS AS IN PALESTIAN !


- What would happen if you put curry powder in the oven?

WILL TO CONSULT MY GF FOR THAT, BUT FIRST, DAMN , I DO`T EVEN HAVEA OVEN !PASS

- Why Bush opposes stem cell research, but does not mind ppl in Iraq dying everyday?

THERE R QUITE A FEW WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOUR --DOUBLE STANDARDS , OPPURTUNISM, POLITICS , ONLY-AMERCANS-ARE-HUMANS , I-TAKE-DECISIONS-BY-TOSSING-A-COIN , LONG-LIVE-CHRISTIANITY , INSANITY-IS-IN-MY-GENES , PHEW ......TO NAMEA FEW !


- Why some countries are so wealthy, and others are so poor?

poor resources , money , lack of unity , corruption etc ...



- If space is really curved, how come objects fall straight down?

BUT GRAVITY ISN`T !

- What was I in the past lives?

ONLY SOME QUACK CAN ANSWER THAT , I GUESS , CORRECTLY !!


- What will India be like in 1000 yrs?

HUMANS EXISTENCE BY THE END OF NEXT 1000 YRS IS UNLIKELY , ACC TO ME .

What is the next big thing in telecom. ?

Why can't a magnet lift a floppy??

try it


:laugh: :laugh: :D :laugh: :clap:



ok incase someone didn't get it--plz don't try it...

Why can't a magnet lift a floppy??

try it


:laugh: :laugh: :D :laugh: :clap:



ok incase someone didn't get it--plz don't try it...

Naughty gal!

One that gets me is, what is beyond space? There has got to be something there...fluidic space perhaps?
Exactly...I am so amazed by this question.....I can not put my awe in words..........what is it......a void.......ether..........a vaccum......WHAT?????????????????????????????????? ??????????

You thinking way too much :laugh: :laugh:

yep....a lot...about you.....

i have an interesting question!why is the pakorah so mean to others?any answers? :laugh:

Hmmmn.....I am sure.....she is a burnt piece of charcol.....she is too overcooked........... the bitter one......lonely sad thing lying alone in the plate.....and yes...she never mentioned"what kind of pakorah is she actually?"........aloo...gobi......ok.........add the adjectives to your choice...... :love: :laugh: :laugh: .

depends on what part of your brain you're thinking with...logic or emotion :p
why is it so difficult to strike a balance......

yep....a lot...about you.....
:laugh: :laugh:

Did Pradillacious read this ? :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh:

Did Pradillacious read this ? :laugh:

why?????how does it matter...do I have an admirer???? :love:

huh? someone called me? ;) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Did Pradillacious read this ? :laugh:

well, looks like i've an ardent supporter!!! ;) :laugh: Hmmmn.....I am sure.....she is a burnt piece of charcol.....she is too overcooked........... the bitter one......lonely sad thing lying alone in the plate.....and yes...she never mentioned"what kind of pakorah is she actually?"........aloo...gobi......ok.........add the adjectives to your choice...... :love: :laugh: :laugh: .

hey sid, what will happen to ur swetha?? ;) hope saff is reading this...........!!!yep....a lot...about you.....

when someone asks me what my favourite Sports is------ i answer SNAKE
:laugh: Garf and me are true snake charmer - the real indians :D

yeah!herpetologists!! ;) :laugh: Garf and me are true snake charmer - the real indians :D

hey sid, what will happen to ur swetha?? ;) hope saff is reading this...........!!!

::sigh:: i will move on if sid's moved on. ::sigh:: ;) :laugh:

::sigh:: i will move on if sid's moved on. ::sigh:: ;) :laugh:


Sadly I haven't I am just fooling around since you quit posting for a while

:laugh:

Sadly I haven't I am just fooling around since you quit posting for a while

:laugh:
I am all alone....again........

well, looks like i've an ardent supporter!!! ;) :laugh:
Hmmmn.....I am mean to mean people.....thats it.......... u sound like a nice guy... :love:

I am all alone....again........


aah There's enough of me to go around :love: :laugh: :p

aah There's enough of me to go around :love: :laugh: :p
naughty boy......I am sure....saffron is gonna pull your ears......

thanks! :) Hmmmn.....I am mean to mean people.....thats it.......... u sound like a nice guy... :love:

:laugh: :laugh: ::sigh:: i will move on if sid's moved on. ::sigh:: ;) :laugh:

:laugh: hey,sid!watch out,dude!this gal means business! :laugh: naughty boy......I am sure....saffron is gonna pull your ears......

now the search is on & on..................... :laugh: :thumbup: I am all alone....again........

does anyone believe is ghosts (and ghosties :laugh: ) ?

does anyone believe is ghosts (and ghosties :laugh: ) ?
Yup, lost spirits yeah i believe.

Yup, lost spirits yeah i believe.

R u one Datakshas (from rakshas) ? :laugh:

Oh wait a min. Rakshas stands for demon. Oh well :laugh:

I find it funny :laugh:

does anyone believe is ghosts (and ghosties :laugh: ) ?

no way.

however, you should watch "A Haunting in Connecticut" it's a true story apparently..... and it WAS scary, but... i don't think i believe in ghosts.

me neither...don't like the spookies....don''t believe in them either...but scary flicks are known to make me paranoid for short intervals following the movie....
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me neither...don't like the spookies....don''t believe in them either...but scary flicks are known to make me paranoid for short intervals following the movie....
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/american_pie19606/skeleton-026.gif

Bad things will happen if you make fun of the spirits...BOOOOOOOOOH BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH scared yet? :p

na-ah
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Ghosts don't scare anyone during the day, only at night :laugh: .

Ghosts don't scare anyone during the day, only at night :laugh: .
Haven't you seen Prof. Moens? come on he's freaky int he daylight.

Haven't you seen Prof. Moens? come on he's freaky int he daylight.
If he starts giving you a lecture on virgin briths, then sure... one scary dude.

If he starts giving you a lecture on virgin briths, then sure... one scary dude.
HAHAHAAHAH DEJESUS!..hahahahaa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

If he starts giving you a lecture on virgin briths, then sure... one scary dude.
wha...whos the guy....? sounds interesting :scared:

wha...whos the guy....? sounds interesting :scared:
weirdo...he took a class picture went home and enlarged every picture came and memorized everyones face and name. (FREAK) You are best not meeting him.

wha...whos the guy....? sounds interesting :scared:
Peter Moens (he's on the left, his daughter on the right):
http://www.yorku.ca/ycom/gazette/past/archive/2000/052400/current/moens.jpg

He was the Reproduction/Genetics prof, and the biggest atheist on this planet. The girls wearing burkas in our class felt REALLY uncomfortable because he spoke with this degrading attitude. He brought up the notion of the "virgin Mary" when he was talking about parthenogenesis (females giving rise to other females without the need of sperm fertilizing any ova). He said that Jesus should have been a girl, not a boy, if Mary was in fact a virgin.

Question...does anyone wash their clothes right after they purchased it from the store? or wash it when it is dirty?

does anyone believe is ghosts (and ghosties :laugh: ) ?

Not at all !!!!! I find ghosts rather funny. i would like to meet a ghost if they exist at all.
Does anyone know what is planchet?

even though i dont believe in ghosts I love ghost movies especially the Japanese ones. no one does horror like the Japanese. Slew of hollywood remakes of Jap horror films only shows how Japs are good at it.But i prefer wathching original Jap movies. Kakashi and Ju-on r my all time favourite. Both of these movies are fantastic date movies because if she doesn't snuggle up to you during these then she REALLY hates you. :thumbup:

Question...does anyone wash their clothes right after they purchased it from the store? or wash it when it is dirty?

yeaaaaaahhh........... am I weird for doing that? :confused: B/c like, who knows who tried it on before???? Its just nasty. :D

yeaaaaaahhh........... am I weird for doing that? :confused: B/c like, who knows who tried it on before???? Its just nasty. :D
Me too, my dad actually taught me that.

Question...does anyone wash their clothes right after they purchased it from the store? or wash it when it is dirty?
Yep...absolutely...g ot the habit in india....most indian clothing looses color in the first wash...so people wash first ...then wear..esp for guys..because if you didn't wash to remove the extra color...and incase u sweat...well then the color comes off on you....hehe

Yep...absolutely...g ot the habit in india....most indian clothing looses color in the first wash...so people wash first ...then wear..esp for guys..because if you didn't wash to remove the extra color...and incase u sweat...well then the color comes off on you....hehe
:laugh: I didn't know that about if you didn't wash first, and sweated, the colour came off on you.

He was the Reproduction/Genetics prof, and the biggest atheist on this planet. The girls wearing burkas in our class felt REALLY uncomfortable because he spoke with this degrading attitude. He brought up the notion of the "virgin Mary" when he was talking about parthenogenesis (females giving rise to other females without the need of sperm fertilizing any ova). He said that Jesus should have been a girl, not a boy, if Mary was in fact a virgin.

he's looks ok...but u wud know better...yeah some prof's can be wierd....u know the ones who are really fanatical over something....i mean yeah...some things don't make sence...alot of them don't actually...and he's a bio prof....but i guess he shud keep that to himself....

Yep...absolutely...g ot the habit in india....most indian clothing looses color in the first wash...so people wash first ...then wear..esp for guys..because if you didn't wash to remove the extra color...and incase u sweat...well then the color comes off on you....hehe
:laugh: :laugh: true

he's looks ok...but u wud know better...yeah some prof's can be wierd....u know the ones who are really fanatical over something....i mean yeah...some things don't make sence...alot of them don't actually...and he's a bio prof....but i guess he shud keep that to himself....
Trust me, this dude is no good. He is sexist, and prefers girls when it comes to handing out grades. That pic was taken at least 2 decades ago, cause now the man has no hair whatsoever, so he may look ok in that pic. He goes out of his way (literally, he goes to nearby highschools to lecture the students on why Christianity is wrong.... the teachers at the school keep asking for him because he gets everyone riled up).

Lets just say I'm not a big fan of him because the man is very impatient with students. Doesn't like to give them the time of day, and talks very bluntly+rudely if you ask a question. Peopel are their to learn, and he is being paid to teach. He should have some respect and common courtesy for ANYONE that wants to ask a question.

I trust you... ;)
seems like he's on his own twisted mission....mixing that with the students' education expereince is :thumbdown: and ofcourse so is discriminating on the basis of anything....i am surprised the high schools let him do that :eek:

Yep...absolutely...g ot the habit in india....most indian clothing looses color in the first wash...so people wash first ...then wear..esp for guys..because if you didn't wash to remove the extra color...and incase u sweat...well then the color comes off on you....hehe
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

does anyone believe is ghosts (and ghosties :laugh: ) ?
absolutely not.

here is a question.."when will guys learn how to propose a girl?"

here is a question.."when will guys learn how to propose a girl?"

haha, yeah or "when will guys learn how to ask out girls on dates?" :rolleyes:

I trust you... ;)
seems like he's on his own twisted mission....mixing that with the students' education expereince is :thumbdown: and ofcourse so is discriminating on the basis of anything....i am surprised the high schools let him do that :eek:
It was a christian school that wanted his view of things...so dumb. the students love him cause he swears and makes fun of authority. I adore him on one stance he made for holidays at our university for certain scientists who have improved the health in our lives.

haha, yeah or "when will guys learn how to ask out girls on dates?" :rolleyes:
When will all girls think its okay for both men and women to ask be the first ones to ask a person out.

Trust me, this dude is no good. He is sexist, and prefers girls when it comes to handing out grades. That pic was taken at least 2 decades ago, cause now the man has no hair whatsoever, so he may look ok in that pic. He goes out of his way (literally, he goes to nearby highschools to lecture the students on why Christianity is wrong.... the teachers at the school keep asking for him because he gets everyone riled up).

Lets just say I'm not a big fan of him because the man is very impatient with students. Doesn't like to give them the time of day, and talks very bluntly+rudely if you ask a question. Peopel are their to learn, and he is being paid to teach. He should have some respect and common courtesy for ANYONE that wants to ask a question.
He is retired....i don't understand how retired prof can still teach. He doesn't give a rats @ss about anything so why does he still teach?

When will all girls think its okay for both men and women to ask be the first ones to ask a person out.
The day Indian men will get over their double standards.

The day Indian men will get over their double standards.
If you have so much hatred towards indian men...go for the goras :D

If you have so much hatred towards indian men...go for the goras :D
Hahahaha....see even a slightest remark over prized double standards makes you jump.......I love Indian men.....

Hahahaha....see even a slightest remark over prized double standards makes you jump.......I love Indian men.....
who says i jumped...i'm not indian and i just said that to make u happy....sheesh indian girls. :confused:

who says i jumped...i'm not indian and i just said that to make u happy....sheesh indian girls. :confused:
Hmnn.....thanks for making me happy........well ......I will definitely try a gora now since they make an effort towards making a girl happy......

Hmnn.....thanks for making me happy........well ......I will definitely try a gora now since they make an effort towards making a girl happy......
:laugh: :thumbup:

When will all girls think its okay for both men and women to ask be the first ones to ask a person out.
I couldn't agree more. There's nothing wrong with asking a guy out. I mean...why wait for a guy to initiate anything...doesn't that limit whom you can go out with...by taking the first step, you can ensure that the cute guy you saw at the party won't be gone after its over...and guys find it to be amazing. I once asked a stranger to dance with me, and he said "coolest girl ever!" So try it....

The day Indian men will get over their double standards.
for instance?
I don't think they have double standards.... I pity them sometimes coz indian girls are very dramatic and love to be pampered... :o

hmmmmmmmmn!fine, then stop flirting in this forum & look for a gora guy!spanish chalega? :laugh: Hmnn.....thanks for making me happy........well ......I will definitely try a gora now since they make an effort towards making a girl happy......

way to girl! ;) :thumbup: I couldn't agree more. There's nothing wrong with asking a guy out. I mean...why wait for a guy to initiate anything...doesn't that limit whom you can go out with...by taking the first step, you can ensure that the cute guy you saw at the party won't be gone after its over...and guys find it to be amazing. I once asked a stranger to dance with me, and he said "coolest girl ever!" So try it....

hmmmmmmmmn!fine, then stop flirting in this forum & look for a gora guy!spanish chalega? :laugh:
Hmmn.....I am not flirting.....see a girl is open about her feelings and u call it flirting........congrats......Indian Idol.......Indian men prove themselves over again and again.....

for instance?
I don't think they have double standards.... I pity them sometimes coz indian girls are very dramatic and love to be pampered... :o
I asked a guy out.....man ......I was talk of the town.....gave me instant fame.......

i respect girls that can ask a guy out ...

its kinda lame for a guy to always ask a girl out

here is one for ya = )

if u thought of something a while back and ur thinking of it how can u have thoughts in the past when if u think of it now u are rethinking the past but since ur rethinking the past at the present can there really be such a thing as a thought?

I asked a guy out.....man ......I was talk of the town.....gave me instant fame.......
*Sunny starts perofmring epileptic bhangra moves* :D

*Sunny starts perofmring epileptic bhangra moves* :D
listen to"bulla kee jaane" for relief.....

*Sunny starts perofmring epileptic bhangra moves* :D
Ooooh I get it now ur dancing like elaine....gotcha :laugh:

listen to"bulla kee jaane" for relief.....
who's it by?

here is one for ya = )

if u thought of something a while back and ur thinking of it how can u have thoughts in the past when if u think of it now u are rethinking the past but since ur rethinking the past at the present can there really be such a thing as a thought?
I read this...was confused in past(1o secs ago)......am confused in present.....and will be confused in future.....so experienced it all in a 30 sec episode.....

who's it by?
Rabbi Shergill

Ooooh I get it now ur dancing like elaine....gotcha :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ......like kramer...I guess.....

I read this...was confused in past(1o secs ago)......am confused in present.....and will be confused in future.....so experienced it all in a 30 sec episode.....
sweet =)

let me know if u guys want more hehe

I wonder why GOD made me perfect...........

mmm because he wanted to ?

mmm because he wanted to ?
hahahahaha...thanks..... :love:

I wonder why GOD made me perfect...........
someone's ego went through the roof....out of the sky and into the next solar system. ;) :laugh:

someone's ego went through the roof....out of the sky and into the next solar system. ;) :laugh:
why not the next galaxy ?
hell lets make it next dimension

but know meets if ur soo perfect we needa see pics ;)

someone's ego went through the roof....out of the sky and into the next solar system. ;) :laugh:
And The Perfect meetlife.....travelled all the way through the galaxy......and very much to her perfection......landed on this earth.......

lol

And The Perfect meetlife.....travelled all the way through the galaxy......and very much to her perfection......landed on this earth.......
you sound like Qhttp://startrek.gamer.hr/trekologija/vrste/q.jpg

here is one for ya = )

if u thought of something a while back and ur thinking of it how can u have thoughts in the past when if u think of it now u are rethinking the past but since ur rethinking the past at the present can there really be such a thing as a thought?

comma's, semicolons; and periods (fullstops.) are your friends.....Get to know them.... :laugh:

Sure, there can be a thought; because you had originally thought of the idea, or whatever it is that you think abt (bacejumping or racing or of a knife fight with data, I guess), in the past.
Now, in the present, you are thinking about the thought you had. Revisiting it. Like you relive the memory of skydiving when you reminisce by your :cool: computer....and design those stupefying graphics...what was that red flamy thing? how'd you make it....? (red is my fav color). ;)

comma's, semicolons; and periods (fullstops.) are your friends.....Get to know them.... :laugh:

Sure, there can be a thought; because you had originally thought of the idea, or whatever it is that you think abt (bacejumping or racing or of a knife fight with data, I guess), in the past.
Now, in the present, you are thinking about the thought you had. Revisiting it. Like you relive the memory of skydiving when you reminisce by your :cool: computer....and design those stupefying graphics...what was that red flamy thing? how'd you make it....? (red is my fav color). ;)
What the hell, i don't do knife fighting. I just enjoy knives...wtf. Its like how some people love baseball bats and collect them. Does mean i use them to knock people in the head. Some people have exotic pets. Doesn't mean they release them onto annoying door to door salesmen.

I wonder why GOD made me perfect...........

:laugh: intriguing question...

What the hell, i don't do knife fighting. I just enjoy knives...wtf. Its like how some people love baseball bats and collect them. Does mean i use them to knock people in the head. Some people have exotic pets. Doesn't mean they release them onto annoying door to door salesmen.

you SIR, will control your language. I did NOT say anything TO YOU. And what i did say to someone else is clearly meant to be a joke. SO relax...

you SIR, will control your language. I did NOT say anything TO YOU. And what i did say to someone else is clearly meant to be a joke. SO relax...
what the fudge? :confused:

someone answer this
If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?

this one kills me :mad:
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

what the fudge? :confused:

someone answer this
If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?

this one kills me :mad:
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

What the fudge.... :laugh: cute

so they can lock it when those crazy celebrities come in for shopping for their crazy pills (to keep the paparazzi away) :laugh: :laugh:

It probably wouldn't be able to fly, and that wud be a prob :D

What the fudge.... :laugh: cute

so they can lock it when those crazy celebrities come in for shopping for their crazy pills (to keep the paparazzi away) :laugh: :laugh:

It probably wouldn't be able to fly, and that wud be a prob :D

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Oh this is a funny question "Why is it that to stop Windows XP, you have to click on "Start"? :laugh: :laugh: omg too funny :laugh:

i use photoshop you want me to make it so you can use it as an avatar?

How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?

:laugh: dorky

i use photoshop you want me to make it so you can use it as an avatar?
sure y not?

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?

If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?

Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

:laugh: dorky
stop making fun of me u big meanie :(

those jokes are dorky...thats wat i said.... :rolleyes:

Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?

Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines? :laugh:

those jokes are dorky...thats wat i said.... :rolleyes:
Unanswerable question...not jokes

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown? :laugh:

Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
coz otherwise it wud just be mooooooooooooooo

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why are hot dogs sold in packages of six, but hot dog buns in packages of ten.

can't they just get together and work cooperatively. Its just like how the hotdog is too small for the buns. :mad:

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

QUESTION TO CHEMISTS

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping? (note i didn't name any people's name lol)

Why are hot dogs sold in packages of six, but hot dog buns in packages of ten.

can't they just get together and work cooperatively. Its just like how the hotdog is too small for the buns. :mad:
well...then veg people can skip the dog...add the mustard and eat the bun :thumbup:

well...then veg people can skip the dog...add the mustard and eat the bun :thumbup:
what u've never heard of veggie dogs?

ahh cant do it
it doesnt look right that small =( sorry

Yeah making it that small won't allow proper appreciation of the vibrant shades of red...but thankx for trying... :)

what u've never heard of veggie dogs?
Naah...most dogs are non-veg.... :laugh:

OK i know what u mean...but no...haven't tried veggie dogs....

Yeah making it that small won't allow proper appreciation of the vibrant shades of red...but thankx for trying... :)
the canadian flag has alot of red in it.... :D

Naah...most dogs are non-veg.... :laugh:

OK i know what u mean...but no...haven't tried veggie dogs....
my friend has a dog and she only gives him vegie stuff im like eww ur killing ur dog

my friend has a dog and she only gives him vegie stuff im like eww ur killing ur dog
But I think they are healthier. The dogs that just eat meat just become fat. My friends dog he eats all our leftovers. Then we give it bread and yogurt(no clue why it loves yogurt..dumb desidog)

lol desi dogs are kinda dumb =p they like the spices =)

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," isn't Congress the opposite of progress?
Or did we just f*cking blow your mind?!?-Jon Stewart "America"

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," isn't Congress the opposite of progress?
Or did we just f*cking blow your mind?!?-Jon Stewart "America"
i heard that somewhere before =)

i heard that somewhere before =)

yeah i had to put that up b/c i JUSt saw it on my friend's away msg. haha

lol desi dogs are kinda dumb =p they like the spices =)
I guess videshi dogs are dumber..........they have no concept of self and non-self.......

I guess videshi dogs are dumber..........they have no concept of self and non-self.......
videshi dogs.. :laugh:

i dont think any animals have a concept of self... thats what makes humans dif =P

i dont think any animals have a concept of self... thats what makes humans dif =P
desi dogs have it.........

hehe if ya say so =P

who is second best on the forum????

why do we have burnt pakorahs to spoil the taste.....

who is second best on the forum????
YOu are second best, I'm first. :cool:

Sunny calls me "number 1" so i'm number one.

why do we have burnt pakorahs to spoil the taste.....
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

YOu are second best, I'm first. :cool:

Sunny calls me "number 1" so i'm number one.
okay...ur second best...ur number 1 canadian......or data master or actually...lore......

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
:laugh: OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY. :thumbup:

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
wow..u got a sense of humor......good comeback.....thanks a lot for the compliment...

okay...ur second best...ur number 1 canadian......or data master or actually...lore......
Gold doesn't rust no matter which country its in. BOOYAH!!

Gold doesn't rust no matter which country its in. BOOYAH!!
Well gold can never beat diamond.....

I wonder why GOD made me perfect...........
I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

Well gold can never beat diamond.....
NO matter how hard you try meetlife you can not fall off the floor.

NO matter how hard you try meetlife you can not fall off the floor.
yep...fell after reading ur FUNNY comments.....

I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
Absolute truth......

none of that can beat stardust! =P

yep...fell after reading ur FUNNY comments.....
I don't care where you go, as long as you get lost.

none of that can beat stardust! =P
listen up you addict! cocaine is God's way of telling you you make way too much money. :p

:laugh:

thats a good one

he's got jokes watchout now !

:laugh:

thats a good one

he's got jokes watchout now !
I'm a girl...loser.

I'm a girl...loser.
hey...pakorah.....why do not u post everday........I love the way you make me laugh......besides what is it with the word "loser".......bestow ur greatness on other words as well...........whole ocean of dirty words is at your service.....broaden your horizons........

hey...pakorah.....why do not u post everday........I love the way you make me laugh......besides what is it with the word "loser".......bestow ur greatness on other words as well...........whole ocean of dirty words is at your service.....broaden your horizons........
Do they ever shut up on your planet? :mad:

^Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine. :idea:

Do they ever shut up on your planet? :mad:
hey.....we got someone from jupiter.............welcome.......okay......we discount your weird behaviour......

Do they ever shut up on your planet? :mad:

Sadly, they can hear you all the way up there :laugh:
So, they talk to drain your voice out :laugh:

hey.....we got someone from jupiter.............welcome.......okay......we discount your weird behaviour......
It's people like you who make the Internet all but impossible to trust.

It's people like you who make the Internet all but impossible to trust.
hmmn.....and people like you make it so welcoming.....as long as there are pakorahs.....internet can not be impossible.........you make it all fun and easy.......people always log on to read u...besides ur so trustworthy and predictable.....keep it up..... :thumbup:

Sadly, they can hear you all the way up there :laugh:
So, they talk to drain your voice out :laugh:
I didn't know regurgitated spam could talk. BooYAH!

If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

I didn't know regurgitated spam could talk. BooYAH!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

wow pokarah's got some attitude eh dont matter to me
we are in the intraweb! everyone can have attitude! its the luxury of being behind a screen and being faceless...

If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
cos no.2 is umatched.....unattainable.....kidding.....

YO GUYS. LET'S NOT START ANOTHER WORLD WAR.

Keep your cool!!!! It's only a forum where you post replies to threads you think are interesting. Don't take anything personally... sure, some people make stupid remarks, but that's their problem- not yours.
I don't want to single anyone out, but honestly- calm down. Don't take everything so seriously! :)

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"If two wrongs don't make a right." But 4 wrongs do make a right...try taking 4 left turns you make a right turn. I can't stand when people use that quote.

cos no.2 is umatched.....unattainable.....kidding.....
You can't win. You can't break even. You should of quit the game while you were ahead.

GOLD WINS BOOYAH!

i think what they are trying to say is if you make screwed up choices enough ur bound to get something right....

its like even a blind dog has his day (i forget how it exactly goes )

i think what they are trying to say is if you make screwed up choices enough ur bound to get something right....

its like even a blind dog has his day (i forget how it exactly goes )
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.

its life

You can't win. You can't break even. You should of quit the game while you were ahead.

GOLD WINS BOOYAH!
Diamond.......

Diamond.......
man say something intelligent. sheeeeeesh

hey...pakorah.....why do not u post everday........I love the way you make me laugh......besides what is it with the word "loser".......bestow ur greatness on other words as well...........whole ocean of dirty words is at your service.....broaden your horizons........
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

then why don't you just quit talking??

You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.

its life


Get one :thumbup:

Get one :thumbup:
Stand on toilet: get high on pot. :laugh:

I Swear To God You Guys Need A Break From Sdn. All You Do Is Make Fun Of Each Other. And That, Takes The Fun Out Of Everything.

I Swear To God You Guys Need A Break From Sdn. All You Do Is Make Fun Of Each Other. And That, Takes The Fun Out Of Everything.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray... :laugh:

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray... :laugh:

wow i wrote that in caps lock and it didn't work....weird

cant shout on forums...

Stand on toilet: get high on pot. :laugh:
Is that what you did?

Do they ever shut up on your planet? :mad:
:idea:
i knew she wasn't an earthling :laugh:

Well that explaines Pakora's one track mind...her life is filled with one emotion= hatred
......that makes her rude
......that makes her call others' loosers so that she can go to bed at night, content

Sadly, they can hear you all the way up there :laugh:
So, they talk to drain your voice out :laugh:

:laugh: great one sid!!

I Swear To God You Guys Need A Break From Sdn. All You Do Is Make Fun Of Each Other. And That, Takes The Fun Out Of Everything.

I second that...lets discuss stuff - both fun and valuable for us
It was all so great here..when people were nice and talked abt issues
but then "certain people" came on and turned everything sour...its hard to resist replying back to such people...but i should know better and just ignore them..... :(

:idea:
i knew she wasn't an earthling :laugh:

Well that explaines Pakora's one track mind...her life is filled with one emotion= hatred
......that makes her rude
......that makes her call others' loosers so that she can go to bed at night, content
as they say ignorance is bliss....you don't know pakorah. So don't assume things.

I second that...lets discuss stuff - both fun and valuable for us
It was all so great here..when people were nice and talked abt issues
but then "certain people" came on and turned everything sour...its hard to resist replying back to such people...but i should know better and just ignore them..... :(
you called my stuff dorky. while you can't answer the questions. "certain people" = hopeful :p

Are you trying to say that those questions were "your" questions?
Because they were pulled off of a website....yeah they were dorky questions..but you didn't wtire them..so they are not your-dorky questions...so what is your problem....grow up..already....jeez!

What does it take to be a Pakorah??

as they say ignorance is bliss....you don't know pakorah. So don't assume things.
Yeah I know pakora who roams the forum. To be frank, i don't like her ( yeah! like that was a surprize). But I said I don't like pakora- the person portrayed on SDN, not whomever is behind the id; coz for all i know, it could be a 49year old man angry coz he's turning 50! So i don't know the person behind the sdn id and don't have any assumptions abt her/him/it. but yeah I have thoughts abt the person portrayed on sdn. That person is mean for no reason. I don't understand why that person cannot be just normal- and talk like normal people= normal people get happy, sad, excited, angry etc....but this person just sticks to rudeness.... I just think calling people loosers is such low behavior. The pakora is the one who assumes this abt people; and feels happy in saying it then :thumbdown

Yeah I know pakora who roams the forum. To be frank, i don't like her ( yeah! like that was a surprize). But I said I don't like pakora- the person portrayed on SDN, not whomever is behind the id; coz for all i know, it could be a 49year old man angry coz he's turning 50! So i don't know the person behind the sdn id and don't have any assumptions abt her/him/it. but yeah I have thoughts abt the person portrayed on sdn. That person is mean for no reason. I don't understand why that person cannot be just normal- and talk like normal people= normal people get happy, sad, excited, angry etc....but this person just sticks to rudeness.... I just think calling people loosers is such low behavior. The pakora is the one who assumes this abt people; and feels happy in saying it then :thumbdown
Judgements prevent us from seeing the good that lies beyond appearances.

Yeah I know pakora who roams the forum. To be frank, i don't like her ( yeah! like that was a surprize). But I said I don't like pakora- the person portrayed on SDN, not whomever is behind the id; coz for all i know, it could be a 49year old man angry coz he's turning 50! So i don't know the person behind the sdn id and don't have any assumptions abt her/him/it. but yeah I have thoughts abt the person portrayed on sdn. That person is mean for no reason. I don't understand why that person cannot be just normal- and talk like normal people= normal people get happy, sad, excited, angry etc....but this person just sticks to rudeness.... I just think calling people loosers is such low behavior. The pakora is the one who assumes this abt people; and feels happy in saying it then :thumbdown
And you are allowed to trash people while others aren't? :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: fine...i'm out of the forum. LATES

And you are allowed to trash people while others aren't? :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: fine...i'm out of the forum. LATES
Laters

Laters
:laugh: lates my homey...yo sunny she's a bengali like u right?

:laugh: lates my homey...yo sunny she's a bengali like u right?
Well thats what she said, but I never saw her type a word in Bengali.

And you are allowed to trash people while others aren't? :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: fine...i'm out of the forum. LATES
No pakora..i am not trashing people...i am only trashing YOU- the pakora from SDN. I just really dislike what your purpose on SDN is. All you do here is call people unwarranted stuff...
you know what....i won't even bother !

WHY isn't there a BLOCK OUT or IGNORE provision on SDN?!!

What killed the dinosaurs?

I always thought it was the comet. But as a biologist we are supposed to think that mammals are the ones who killed them. Mammals eat embryos since the dawn of time. Mammals were the ones who ate the eggs of the dinosaurs and therefore the dinosaurs just died off. Mammals couldn't climb trees so the flying dinosaurs became birds. Mammals couldn't swim(at this time) so the dinosaurs became reptiles. This is what my prof taught us in reproduction course. He said that comet theory is all bull since its just a media frenzy. He never did say anything about that iridium layer found all over the earth. I do agree that volcanoes had some effect but iridium is found in lava i think.

man say something intelligent. sheeeeeesh
I just try to match your wit......l

THE ORIGINAL THINGS LOST AGAIN , it seems to me .....well here r some ....Thought-provoking exercises
All the answers are given in this page, but it will require some lateral and/or logical thinking to find them (and no, e-mailing me isn't the answer)!


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1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! Why?

This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is truly satisfying.

2. A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son!" How can this be?

3. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?

4. One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How?

5. Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones? This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that can be solved by lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a very well-known software company as an interview question for prospective employees.

6. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?

7. A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?

8. A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?

9. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you' and walks out.

This puzzle claims to be the best of the genre. It is simple in its statement, absolutely baffling and yet with a completely satisfying solution. Most people struggle very hard to solve this one yet they like the answer when they hear it or have the satisfaction of figuring it out.

10. A man without eyes sees plums on a tree. He neither takes plums nor leaves plums. How can this be?

This is a very special question for me; people who know me personally have already been provided with a huge clue.

11. Jack and Jill are found dead, lying on the floor in the living room of a house, in a puddle of water. How did they die?

12. A man is found dead in an empty field with a pack strapped to his back. How did he die?

13. A man is found hanging in a completely empty warehouse high off the ground. How did the man manage to hang himself.

14. A frog is dead in the centre of a pond, surrounded by ten feet of water on all directions. How can the frog get to land?

15. You have three lights in a box, each of which is connected to a switch outside the box. The box is closed. You need to figure out which switch to corresponds to which light and you can open the box only once (and you can't manipulate the switches after you open the box). How do you do this?

16. A pot of gold is on a square island surrounded by a chasm 10 metres wide and of infinite depth. You have two 9.8 metre poles. How do you get across to the pot of gold and get back with it.

17. Mel Colly stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 26th floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived?

18. A man is hiking up a snowy mountain, he comes across a cabin. Inside the cabin is a small fire and two dead men. How did they die? (They did not burn to death.)


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good!all the best to u!GOD save us! :laugh: :meanie: And you are allowed to trash people while others aren't? :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: fine...i'm out of the forum. LATES

job well done,buddy! :thumbup: No pakora..i am not trashing people...i am only trashing YOU- the pakora from SDN. I just really dislike what your purpose on SDN is. All you do here is call people unwarranted stuff...
you know what....i won't even bother !

WHY isn't there a BLOCK OUT or IGNORE provision on SDN?!!

may b u r rite!i was under the impression that a large meteor wiped off the dino race!What killed the dinosaurs?

I always thought it was the comet. But as a biologist we are supposed to think that mammals are the ones who killed them. Mammals eat embryos since the dawn of time. Mammals were the ones who ate the eggs of the dinosaurs and therefore the dinosaurs just died off. Mammals couldn't climb trees so the flying dinosaurs became birds. Mammals couldn't swim(at this time) so the dinosaurs became reptiles. This is what my prof taught us in reproduction course. He said that comet theory is all bull since its just a media frenzy. He never did say anything about that iridium layer found all over the earth. I do agree that volcanoes had some effect but iridium is found in lava i think.

thatz right!even i've never seen her posting anything in my matribhasha! ;) claiming to b a bong! :laugh: Well thats what she said, but I never saw her type a word in Bengali.

'm quite curious to know the answers! :laugh: THE ORIGINAL THINGS LOST AGAIN , it seems to me .....well here r some ....Thought-provoking exercises
All the answers are given in this page, but it will require some lateral and/or logical thinking to find them (and no, e-mailing me isn't the answer)!


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1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! Why?

This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is truly satisfying.

2. A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son!" How can this be?

3. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?

4. One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How?

5. Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones? This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that can be solved by lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a very well-known software company as an interview question for prospective employees.

6. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?

7. A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?

8. A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?

9. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you' and walks out.

This puzzle claims to be the best of the genre. It is simple in its statement, absolutely baffling and yet with a completely satisfying solution. Most people struggle very hard to solve this one yet they like the answer when they hear it or have the satisfaction of figuring it out.

10. A man without eyes sees plums on a tree. He neither takes plums nor leaves plums. How can this be?

This is a very special question for me; people who know me personally have already been provided with a huge clue.

11. Jack and Jill are found dead, lying on the floor in the living room of a house, in a puddle of water. How did they die?

12. A man is found dead in an empty field with a pack strapped to his back. How did he die?

13. A man is found hanging in a completely empty warehouse high off the ground. How did the man manage to hang himself.

14. A frog is dead in the centre of a pond, surrounded by ten feet of water on all directions. How can the frog get to land?

15. You have three lights in a box, each of which is connected to a switch outside the box. The box is closed. You need to figure out which switch to corresponds to which light and you can open the box only once (and you can't manipulate the switches after you open the box). How do you do this?

16. A pot of gold is on a square island surrounded by a chasm 10 metres wide and of infinite depth. You have two 9.8 metre poles. How do you get across to the pot of gold and get back with it.

17. Mel Colly stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 26th floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived?

18. A man is hiking up a snowy mountain, he comes across a cabin. Inside the cabin is a small fire and two dead men. How did they die? (They did not burn to death.)


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'm quite curious to know the answers! :laugh:
u did`t even try man !!!! throw some crazy answers .....

Interesting questions!! need to put some thinking ;) THE ORIGINAL THINGS LOST AGAIN , it seems to me .....well here r some ....Thought-provoking exercises
All the answers are given in this page, but it will require some lateral and/or logical thinking to find them (and no, e-mailing me isn't the answer)!


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1. There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! Why?

This is probably the best known and most celebrated of all lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic. Although there are many possible solutions which fit the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is truly satisfying.

2. A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son!" How can this be?

3. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?

4. One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How?

5. Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones? This is logical rather than lateral, but it is a good puzzle that can be solved by lateral thinking techniques. It is supposedly used by a very well-known software company as an interview question for prospective employees.

6. A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?

7. A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?

8. A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?

9. A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you' and walks out.

This puzzle claims to be the best of the genre. It is simple in its statement, absolutely baffling and yet with a completely satisfying solution. Most people struggle very hard to solve this one yet they like the answer when they hear it or have the satisfaction of figuring it out.

10. A man without eyes sees plums on a tree. He neither takes plums nor leaves plums. How can this be?

This is a very special question for me; people who know me personally have already been provided with a huge clue.

11. Jack and Jill are found dead, lying on the floor in the living room of a house, in a puddle of water. How did they die?

12. A man is found dead in an empty field with a pack strapped to his back. How did he die?

13. A man is found hanging in a completely empty warehouse high off the ground. How did the man manage to hang himself.

14. A frog is dead in the centre of a pond, surrounded by ten feet of water on all directions. How can the frog get to land?

15. You have three lights in a box, each of which is connected to a switch outside the box. The box is closed. You need to figure out which switch to corresponds to which light and you can open the box only once (and you can't manipulate the switches after you open the box). How do you do this?

16. A pot of gold is on a square island surrounded by a chasm 10 metres wide and of infinite depth. You have two 9.8 metre poles. How do you get across to the pot of gold and get back with it.

17. Mel Colly stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 26th floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived?

18. A man is hiking up a snowy mountain, he comes across a cabin. Inside the cabin is a small fire and two dead men. How did they die? (They did not burn to death.)


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ok some answers for now,,
2..A child has 2 parents..if the father died,,then the surgeon must be his mother :D

3.It day time... :laugh:

ok some answers for now,,
2..A child has 2 parents..if the father died,,then the surgeon must be his mother :D

3.It day time... :laugh:
quite right ... ;) :thumbup:

6.May be he had the punch before the poison was added.... :p ... :laugh: :laugh:
8.they were not twins..but could be triplets..or quadruplets,,pentets... and whatever not :D

:thumbup: 6.May be he had the punch before the poison was added.... :p ... :laugh: :laugh:
8.they were not twins..but could be triplets..or quadruplets,,pentets... and whatever not :D
good one ..try 1 & 9 it`s classic & u`ll love it ..trust me .

14...the frog is DEAD..why will it need to come to the land...And if someone else wants it to come to land..they can carry the dead frog. ;)

last one..i guess its 18..may be the 2 men died of COLD or someone else killed them :D

1. the man is to short and when it rains he uses his umbrella
5. so the manhole cover doesnt fall in if its round it cant fall in
6. the poison was in the ice he drank it before it melted
7. they didnt have belly buttons
9. the man had hiccups
10. he doesnt have eyes he has 1 eye and he takes 1 plum

thats all i can get for now

I remeber the first one from grade 6. He is a midget and when it rains he carries an umbrella with him, therefore is able to hit the top button with the umbrella.
2. infamous sexist riddle, obviously his mother was a surgeon
3. DAYLIGHT
4. This has to do with the 28th of feb. This took me a while. Hmm the elder kid born on the 1st of march and then the lady flew across timezones to get the 2nd kid born on 28th but its stupid what plane would let the lady on board in labour. Unless both kids born on the plane but in diff time zones.
5. it ifs round can't fall in..very simple
6. easy again with the poison in the ice.
7. only people with out "belly buttons"
8. they are triplets? or more?
9. this is funny he prolly had hiccups, at first i thought it was a water gun and he squirted him...lol
10. one eye
11. Jack and Jill are fish
12.
13. I'm assuming he is hanging a picture of himself with a ladder.
14. Can't the frog just jump or swim it?
15.
16.
17. he was outside and jumped inside the building
18. old age?

12. A man is found dead in an empty field with a pack strapped to his back. How did he die?
Is it a pack of wolves...maybe?

16. A pot of gold is on a square island surrounded by a chasm 10 meters wide and of infinite depth. You have two 9.8 meter poles. How do you get across to the pot of gold and get back with it.

________________________________________
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If this is the scenario then he can cross with a 9.8m pole and come back with it....

But if this is the scenario:

-----------------------10 m
-------------------10 m [] 10 m
-----------------------10m

Then i don't know :( but i am dying from curiosity...someone tell me before muy head explodes...i'm just not seeing it.... :idea:

^ i was thinking about the wolves but it didn't seem to me like the right idea. Btw i was wondering when you are going to say that nokia took it from a website?

Someone tell me if my answers are correct.

what...so the guy got hit by lightening then? the pack was metal?

what...so the guy got hit by lightening then? the pack was metal?
Pack of cigarettes...died of lung cancer. :laugh:

^ i was thinking about the wolves but it didn't seem to me like the right idea. Btw i was wondering when you are going to say that nokia took it from a website?

yup.obviously i dot spend time making questions ...i just wud like to solve them like the rest of u ... ;)
& ur answers r correct . :thumbup:

yup.obviously i dot spend time making questions ...i just wud like to solve them like the rest of u ... ;)
& ur answers r correct . :thumbup:
I agree with you, I like solving stuff on the internet. But there are others who don't...at least i thought they don't :confused:

Someone post some answers!

http://www.webpost.net/th/themaxx/faces.gif

urs r correct man !.btw ..u`ll HAVE to mail the author for the answers ....

17- He fell in the Fire Brigade net. it said- The window was Soot covered, so the building was already on fire, and Guards were there.

17- He fell in the Fire Brigade net. it said- The window was Soot covered, so the building was already on fire, and Guards were there.
long time...no seeeeeeeeeeee...

17- He fell in the Fire Brigade net. it said- The window was Soot covered, so the building was already on fire, and Guards were there.

but there was nothing to cover the fall !

long time...no seeeeeeeeeeee...
Ya meet, i am back to india- and so back to work. so hardly even get time to check mails. I had a break for a couple days now- next month i am shifting back to Ahmedabad- then i think i can be here more often.

Hey guys I got this from a site, if you have a couple of minutes you'll enjoy this

Puzzle 1

There are 5 houses in 5 different colours. In each house lives a person of a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. Using the clues below can you determine who owns the fish?

The Brit lives in a red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.

If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?

Would you rather a crocodile attack you or an alligator?

anyone see the double meaning in this sentence? i would rather have the crocodile attack an alligator... :laugh: