how bout some tips for putting arch bars on?

Don't put them on up side down. That will really piss you off.

...and it will piss off your upper-level when he helps you wire in the occlusion.

It will also piss off the patient, particularly if you are doing it under local anesthesia in the ED................

if you are doing it under local anesthesia in the ED.
Anesthetic??? You must be at one of those wealthy programs...

Anesthetic??? You must be at one of those wealthy programs...

We had to bring our own topical :D None of that fancy injectable stuff.

Most of my patients come "self-medicated".

3. Apply a generous coat of betadine paint with a toothbrush to the patients teeth . This ensures they have to clean the brown crust out of their teeth and keep on the oral hygiene before their first office visit.
I like this one. I'm giving that a go on my next wiring...

Worry about how you are going to plate and percutaneously screw that displaced subcondylar mandible fracture at 4 am.

Why would you do this at 4 am? ORIF of a subcondyle is so overated.

Oh my god, like, you guys are, like, still using closed reduction? We used that, like, back in the old days.

OMFSRES, you better stay away from that cream in your avatar....you might vanish.

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