View Full Version : Aptnonyms: Actual Names of Practicing Dentists! LOL!
Smilemaker100 09-24-2005, 08:08 AM These are "aptonyms" or "aptronyms" which are the perfect mating of a person's name and his occupation .
These are actual names of practicing dentists :eek: :laugh:
Dr.Pullman, Dr De Kay Dr.Filler, Dr.Fear, Dr.Rensch (pronounced wrench), Dr.Pick, Dr.Tusk, Dr. Drewel (pronounced "drool"), Dr.Tucek (2thChk), Dr.Chu, Dr.Shugar, Dr.Pic, Dr Les Plack, Dr.Fang, Dr.Butcher, Dr.Harm, Dr.Hurter, Dr.Toothaker, Dr.Lynch, Dr.Root, Dr.Nasti, Dr.Paine/Payne/Pain (15 entries but notably Dr.Daryl B Payne = "There Will Be Pain"), Dr.Smiley, Dr.Schotz, Dr.Hale (pronounced "hell" in southern), Dr.Bliss, Dr.Lancit, Dr.Gager, Dr. Eke, Dr. J.A.W, Dr. Spits, Dr. Mollar, Dr. Swallow, Dr. Yankum, Dr.Toothman,
Dr . Screech, Dr. Phil Ing, Dr. Watamaniuk, Dr. McCavity
The ad for Dr Chui
http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?
Dr. Samuel Comfort, Dentist, has been comforting his patients for
many years now, in the town of Haddonfield, New Jersey, USA
An oral surgeon's firm: Fear, Small, Pickens & Hitchcock (that has got to be THE best one LOL! ) :laugh: especially Fear & Hitchcock...lol
ShawnOne 09-24-2005, 01:57 PM Dr.Daryl B Payne ... classic
kato999 09-24-2005, 03:47 PM I got my wisdoms pulled by a Dr. Stitch
Smilemaker100 09-24-2005, 04:29 PM I got my wisdoms pulled by a Dr. Stitch
Some more :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Dr. Hertz, a recently retired dentist in Ft. Lauderdale
Dr. Slaughter, an oral surgeon
Dr. Bitt
Dr Yankelovich
Dr. Aichen, a dentist who was advertising himself as a "painless dentist"
"From Maine: There was once a dentist in Windham named Toothacre."
"My dentist's name is Dr. Fungoose Fut."
"My aunt taught at a college when I was a kid. One of her students, first name Nova, married a dentist, Dr. Kane."
"My childhood dentist was named Dr. Fillmore."
"It's a shame Dr. Dick and a dentist, once stationed in Cold Lake, Alberta, didn't get together and open a Urology practice. The dentist's name? Major Leek."
" One time a dentist named Dr. Kool prescribed pain killers over the phone for me when I was suffering from a botched root canal (by another dentist). "
-Patient testimonial
"Years ago my children's dentist belonged to a small practice that included a Dr. Grinder"
"While I served in the US Navy, I had a dentist with the name of Dr. Richard Finger. I see that now there is one by that name at the University of North Carolina. At least he didn't go into Proctology!"
"I lived in Chula Vista CA for several years and we had a dentist there whose name was Dr. Speedy Nutz. I don't know where it came from but it has always stuck in my mind."
Dr. Maybe
"No joke, in Rockford, IL there is an Oral Surgeon named Dr. Wonderlick"
MANY Payne dentists LOL! :laugh:
Dr.Ian D Payne, Birmingham
Dr. Julia Payne, Manchester
Dr.Kenton Clifford Payne, Lymington
Dr. Robert Mitchell Payne, Stourbridge
Dr. Trevor Malcolm Payne, London
AUG2UAG 09-24-2005, 05:08 PM my nickname's Dr. Wonderlick :laugh:
i only kid
mike3kgt 09-24-2005, 06:19 PM There is an orthodontist in Ft. Lauderdale named Dr. Tight. :)
-Mike
Smilemaker100 09-25-2005, 12:02 AM There is an orthodontist in Ft. Lauderdale named Dr. Tight. :)
-Mike
There is an orthodontist in Ft. Lauderdale named Dr. Tight.
-Mike
:laugh:
Other ones: Dr. Lipkiss Dr. Lipp, Dr. Lips
In London there's a dentist called Blood-Smyth
"My husband's dentist was Dr. Hertz who's office was on Payne Avenue"
Dr Robert L. Capps , dentist (ad in Greenville, NC, Daily Reflector)
A good one..."My dentist Dr. Chandler had a daughter named Crystal. Imagine the response when Crystal Chandler married Robert Lear. She became Crystal Chandler Lear."
Tombstone humor: Here lies John B. Cudd, DMD (dentist) filling his last cavity.
How about a fictional names for dentists: Dennis Toffice , Ginger Vitis, Kay Neine, Candy Barr ,Candy Kane, Ophelia Payne, Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White , Hy Gene, Ivan Odor, Justin Credible, Karen Maintenance, Kay Ken Coffee, Ken U. Diggit, Ken U. Seemee, Kenny Dewitt, Lorraine Inspain. Lou Stooth, Manuel Dexterity, Morgana Pheeling, Payne N. Sofren, Royal Payne, Uta Mann, Uta Payne
"Some while ago in a nearby city two doctors were in practice together whose children we all hoped would join them. One was Jack Chitty, the other Cameron Bangs. Had they been joined by their progeny, they could have had the Chitty-Chitty-Bangs Bangs Clinic"
One of my favorite people in the world is my orthodontist from Santa Fe, New Mexico, Dr Shackel.
I had my appendix taken out by a Dr. Guttman.
Troof. :cool:
mms0805 09-25-2005, 08:10 PM I had my appendix taken out by a Dr. Guttman.
Troof. :cool:
My tonsils were taken out by Dr. Davis.
My tonsils were taken out by Dr. Davis.
Huh?
Sk8aBull 09-26-2005, 05:24 PM An old dentist of mine was Dr. Smiley :laugh:
DrJeff 09-26-2005, 06:45 PM An oral surgeon I shadowed while I was in college name was Dr. Ripp :eek: :D
On a famous name category, the former president of the Ct State Dental Association is Dr. Tom Brady. Let's just say that he NEVER has a tough time getting a good hotel room at The Yankee Dental Congress in Boston each year ;)
DMD-2-B 09-26-2005, 07:13 PM This takes the cake. My dentists name is...
Lou Smoller
in Manhasset, Long Island.
DrJeff 09-26-2005, 07:15 PM This takes the cake. My dentists name is...
Lou Smoller
in Manhasset, Long Island.
Wouldn't happen to be a periodontist would he :confused: :confused: That be a great one!
Smilemaker100 09-26-2005, 08:45 PM An oral surgeon I shadowed while I was in college name was Dr. Ripp :eek: :D
On a famous name category, the former president of the Ct State Dental Association is Dr. Tom Brady. Let's just say that he NEVER has a tough time getting a good hotel room at The Yankee Dental Congress in Boston each year ;)
Dr. Ripp? :laugh:
Sorry, Dr. Jeff, but as I only spent one year in CT, I am not familiar with many people from the dentistry community there. I don't know this Dr. Brady.
My urologist's name was Dr. Freely. First name: Irene. Middle initial: P. You guessed it! Dr. urologist, I. P. Freely.
Ok, I just made that up! just thought that it was funny!
oldboy 09-29-2005, 07:15 AM I know it sounds impossible, but there is a dentist in my town whose name is .....
Dr. Mangle
look it up if you don't believe me
http://www.du.edu/hr/download/PacDentalHMO_Directory.pdf
(page 4--fort collins G.D.)
sjdent 10-09-2005, 01:18 PM That is hilarious - my dad was in Daryl B. Payne's class!!!!!
JavadiCavity 10-09-2005, 10:20 PM Not a dentist, but a patient was just assigned to my friend. His name:
Fu K Yu
No lie. When my friend called to schedule the appointment, the patient said to call him Steven.
beannaithe 10-10-2005, 02:14 PM There used to be a family of doctors at a local hospital with the last name "Superdoc". Guess with a last name like that, medicine seems like the only profession for you. :rolleyes:
I also usedto know a Dr. Ecke (pronounce ICK!)
kerrydds06 10-17-2005, 06:51 PM Dr Joynt is head of admissions at UB
We also have Dr. Mohl who wrote your occlusion text.
Dr Ferry (first name not Tooth) teaches dent. anatomy
Dr. Gross who is now deceased but whe have a room and scholarship named in his honor (heard he was a great man)
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