Just recently sent in my ASA#
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The six rules of surgery:
1. Eat when you can.
2. Sleep when you can.
3. Don't f*** with the pancreas.
4. Read when you can.
5. Hide out in the operating room when you can.
6. When you are told to go home, get the f*** out of the hospital.
"Surgeons are medicine doctors that offer definitive therapeutic modalities." --attributed to an old surgeon.
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