Guy walks up to the pharmacy counter and asks the pharmacist, "Plan B is over the counter, right?"
The pharmacist replies, "Yes sir, it is."
Guy says, "Ok. Well then I would like to buy some condoms."
The pharmacist replies, "Oh, I thought you were looking for Plan B. The condoms are on aisle 4."
Guy says, "No. I was looking for the condoms. You keep Plan A next to Plan B, right?"
Sorry for this awful attempt at threadjacking, but it was getting totally heavy in here with all of this talk about babies, alcohol, iron, and personal attacks! As if iron toxicity wasn't deadly enough.