Originally Posted by Knocked Up

Well Round-earth,

Another stellar of a post. Informative yet heart-felt.

I think it is time we redefine the MOPING specialties instead. (credit and citation: Medicinesux circa 2010)

M- Medicine (Family) (need to know a lot about everything and get paid crap; “noctors” intruding on the field)

O- Ob/Gyn (wildly erratic hours, malpractice rates that would leave you breathless)

P- Pediatrics (lowest paid specialty; crazy parents)

I- Internal Medicine (sucks so bad no explanation needed, only hope out is doing a second residency….I mean fellowship)

N- Neurosurgery (brutal 7 year residency with brutal hours; essentially sacrificing your life for a higher calling)

G- General Surgery (demanding 5 year long residency, some very malignant personalities to deal with, your mechanic gets paid more to fix your car than the surgeon who removes your appendix)