1) Reading this thread makes me glad that I've never had problems with acne. In this respect, I feel like God has been kind to me.
2) Am I the only one here who spent way too much time watching pimple popping/ear cleaning videos on youtube? I'll be looking for one thing, a pimple video will pop up, and there goes the rest of the afternoon. It's like a slo-mo train wreck: absolutely horrible, but you just can't look away.
Okay, three things. A pimple on your PERINEUM?! You have my unceasing sympathy. Holy cow.