Originally Posted by Doctor Eliza
It is like my favorite psychologist joke: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it has to really WANT to change.
I'm a big fan of: "How many Freudian psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?" "Two... one to screw in the bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean 'ladder.'"