The fatter you are, the more the likely you'll try to use the drive thru to pick up otc items.
The degree of one's stupidity is directly proportional to the number of times you ring the drive-thru bell (when there is big sign that clearly states "ring bell ONCE please").
Medical assistance (medicaid, public assistance) will not pay for cigarettes or lottery tickets. It is not a credit card.
The pharmacist cannot get your rx ready for you before he/she actually has the written rx in hand. It makes no difference at all if "you've had it before, I think"
Unless you are a nurse, md, do, pa, dds, dvm, np, etc. please refrain from calling in your own prescriptions.