Originally Posted by DropkickMurphy
You knew Feb, the first step to getting help, is admitting you have a problem.
I learned from my patients that the correct response to this is, "Shut the f**k up! You don't know me! Who the f**k do you think you are, ya bal'headed motherf**ker? Don't call me no motherf**kin' junkie!"
I have also learned that if you watch enough movies, people swearing at you will sooner or later just start to seem like a pathetic attempt to be as menacing as Samuel L. Jackson. Many will try, and few will succeed.
On that note: an angry, quiet patient needs much more careful attention than an angry, loud patient.