As for temporary access:
Untunneled dialysis catheters:
Big ole central line (11-15Fr) in whatever vein you can get it into. Different sites, different troubles. Femoral (likes to get infected), subclavian (likes to f-up the vein precluding placement of a fistula later on) or IJ (higher infection risk than subclav due to drool and food residue, sticks out under shirt collar, not so great for people who have to go to work).
Note to intern of sub-I: If someone tells you to pull a temporary dialyisis catheter A. make sure it really has to come out B. make sure you know what you are doing (a 15Fr hole in the IJ can suck air killing the patient if you don't know what you are doing).
Cuffed tunneled dialysis catheter:
The real 'Perm-A-Cath' is an extra-long 13-15Fr central line that is tunneled under the skin for 10-12cm before it makes a turn and either enters the IJ, subclavian, femoral vein or IVC. It also has a 'cuff' that is usually made from Dacron and bonded to the (usually PU) catheter. After a week or two fibroblasts grow into the dacron forming a good shield against bacteria migrating along the catheter. It also makes a good mechanical bond (anyone who had to take one of these out before can appreciate this).
These perm-a-caths are completely at the grace of the dialysis staff that handles them. If they are half-way intelligent people who care about the patients (a rare trait in commercial dialysis mills), they will change the dressings, remove glue residue, clean the catheter with approved cleaning solution (using certain solvents on PU will remove the softeners and make the catheter brittle). If they are the usual commercial dialysis center dimwits, they will just slap on a new dressing with every dialysis run and let the glue pile up on the catheter (creating a perfect breeding ground for gram+ bugs).
A perm-a-cath can last 2 years if properly cared for. At some point the hubs will crack or a fibrin sheath will form around the tip disabling the catheter (for some of the perm-a-cath brands you can get a 'fix-it' kit that allows you to replace the hubs. A fibrin sheath can be stripped).
Note to intern or Sub-I: If someone tells you to pull one of these, make sure you know what you are doing. It is not rocket science, but it helps to have seen it done once before you endeavor on this yourself. Remember, the hole in the vein is 10-12cm from the skin entrance site. So this is where you want to compress when the red nile comes at you.