True. Although I would venture that some of what you've listed below was practiced in your institution because with the exception of the old-timers citing #s 3 and 4, I've never heard of #s 1 and 2. And the vast majority of younger surgeons I know do none of the below:
Except 5 because THAT is true.
I'd much rather have done 5+ years of a surgical residency (as hellish as it could be) than 3 years of something I didn't care for.
Anyway, like roja, I will usually US and look for a hypoechoic area. If its large enough you can see a fluid wave sometimes with floating debris.
No antibiotics unless
systemically ill and/or cellulitis.
No cruciate or ellipse (although I had attendings who still did it that way). Nice linear incision at the point of maximal fluctuance, perferably in a skin crease or Langer's.
If needed, a closed suction drain is safer than a Penrose unless drain is just staying in overnight (then it doesn't matter what the skin flora crawl in on - Ribbon gauze or Penrose). I'm frankly not a fan of any drains staying in these. I'd rather thread Kerlex through with a sponge stick and change it everyday.
And there may not be good evidence for irrigation and perhaps its dogma, but something just *feels* right to me about washing out all that nasty stuff.