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Member 22817 · 02-08-2009, 06:54 PM

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I know some of you like to go off topic in important threads. So, whenever you feel the need to post about your dog or your new computer or whatever, post it here please.

Member 238399 · 02-08-2009, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BMBiology

I know some of you like to go off topic in important threads. So, whenever you feel the need to post about your dog or your new computer or whatever, post it here please.

you're jealous because you don't have a thread with your name on it with a million replies...

Member 27315 · 02-09-2009, 01:12 AM

I feel as though Pez is an underappreciated candy.

Member 91710 · 02-09-2009, 05:25 AM

This picture cracks me up!

Member 50614 · 02-09-2009, 07:36 AM

Nice try but every thread goes off topic. There is nothing you can do about it.

I liked PEZ when I was a kid but now not so much.

Cherry Nibs are the finest non-chocolate candy ever created.

CVS sucks.

Member 143876 · 02-09-2009, 09:23 AM

Electric blankets and DVRs are the most incredible pieces of technology ever.

Member 50614 · 02-09-2009, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMBiology

I know some of you like to go off topic in important threads.

We have important threads?!?!?

Member 27315 · 02-09-2009, 10:42 AM

I bought a remote starter for my car. Now my neighbor thinks I am a warlock with magical powers.

Member 94836 · 02-09-2009, 11:03 AM

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Member 51187 · 02-09-2009, 11:20 AM

sometimes i fall down

Member 22817 · 02-09-2009, 11:48 AM

There is this girl, who is in real estate, wants to meet up. Not sure if she wants to get to know me better

or sell me a house

Member 27315 · 02-09-2009, 12:42 PM

I once threatened to find a dental student and then cut his balls off with hedge trimmers when he made fun of my wife's dental pain.

Member 39622 · 02-09-2009, 04:32 PM

I don't like, nor celebrate, Valentine's Day.

Member 205891 · 02-09-2009, 04:46 PM

My dog ate my new computer.

Member 65171 · 02-09-2009, 04:58 PM

my dogs are cooler than all of you.

plus they are extremely entertained by empty toilet paper rolls. They scratch at the door when anyone is in there in hopes of getting one.

Member 57949 · 02-09-2009, 04:58 PM

X-Men is on TV right now and sometimes I wish I had magic powers... like remote start on my car.

Member 213391 · 02-09-2009, 05:30 PM

great song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYbAEVEa8eU

Member 203463 · 02-09-2009, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by confettiflyer

X-Men is on TV right now and sometimes I wish I had magic powers... like remote start on my car.

of all the powers you can have.. you would want that ability?

Member 22817 · 02-09-2009, 05:45 PM

I have this video in my signature. Sometimes, I wonder if people actually click on the link and watch the video.

Member 57949 · 02-09-2009, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by YiYaoYue

of all the powers you can have.. you would want that ability?

lol, i'm referring to WVU's post.

Member 27315 · 02-09-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by confettiflyer

lol, i'm referring to WVU's post.

I'm not kidding about my neighbor, either. Dude is crazy. He saw me start my car from my front door and he quickly folded up his lawn chair and scooted inside with a look of fear on his face. **** was hilarious.

Member 30224 · 02-09-2009, 09:19 PM

i think im going to save my off topic comment for some other thread

Member 224774 · 02-09-2009, 09:35 PM

Borat: My wife make this cheese.
Bob Barr: Very nice.
Borat: She make it from milk from her tits.

Member 214230 · 02-09-2009, 10:06 PM

There was a line of people waiting for their prescriptions today. There were just me and a new tech. The drive thru was great too.

Member 27315 · 02-10-2009, 12:19 AM

I'm working nights starting tomorrow...so I'm trying to stay up all night to readjust myself...I just spent the last 5 minutes of my life running up and down the road with my Garmin GPS trying to see how fast of a MPH I could register...I apparently can get up to 22 MPH...huh.

Member 137777 · 02-10-2009, 01:17 AM

My apartment mate's cat just peed right outside my door.

I wonder why cats scratch the floor before doing their business....

Member 207858 · 02-10-2009, 10:25 AM

I see dead people.

Member 57949 · 02-10-2009, 11:39 AM

i leaned back in my opto's chair today and looked over and saw a diploma for WVU.

I immediately thought of WVU's creepy warlock powers and got chills.

Member 115835 · 02-10-2009, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by meister

sometimes i fall down

Reminded me of tubthumper/chumbawumba

Member 195842 · 02-11-2009, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YiYaoYue

of all the powers you can have.. you would want that ability?

I'd prefer to have total control over time including time travel. Who needs super speed and invisibility when you can just freeze time and do whatever you want.

Member 230209 · 02-11-2009, 04:46 PM

The Celtics had both Ray Allen and Allan Ray on the roster at the same time for a few days.

Member 50614 · 02-12-2009, 11:02 AM

We are getting off topic here. Can we please get back to the topic of off topic posts please?

Member 184833 · 02-12-2009, 11:44 AM

But if you're off-topic in an off-topic thread, then aren't you on-topic, in which case you're off-topic, because it's an...

...nevermind...

Member 51187 · 02-12-2009, 12:31 PM

The point of an off-topic thread is to be off-topic. Therefore by definition we are never on-topic, for there is no topic.

Member 50614 · 02-12-2009, 01:27 PM

...but if the topic is off topic then there has to be an on topic discussion which would then violate the rules because it was on topic so then you need to make something off topic which starts the cycle over again....... right nevermind.......

Member 27315 · 02-12-2009, 01:45 PM

Of all the world religions, Ra worship was the only one that ever made any sense to me. Thanks sun. You rock.

Member 230209 · 02-12-2009, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WVUPharm2007

Of all the world religions, Ra worship was the only one that ever made any sense to me. Thanks sun. You rock.

You must love Stargate then...

Member 27315 · 02-12-2009, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Praziquantel86

You must love Stargate then...

The movie was cool. The series was lame. Those were old school Africans up on that planet far away. Ra wasn't even combined with Horus yet.

Member 230209 · 02-12-2009, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WVUPharm2007

The movie was cool. The series was lame. Those were old school Africans up on that planet far away. Ra wasn't even combined with Horus yet.

Well it depends. The movie says that Ra showed up on Earth during about the 4th Dynasty. According to Egyptian mythology, Ra didn't merge with Horus until after that.

Clearly, people on Earth were just trying to come up with an explanation for Ra's disappearance, and mixing him with the god of the underworld was a perfect copout. In other words, ancient Egyptians are dirty liars.

Member 27315 · 02-12-2009, 07:54 PM

Damn, son.

That torque curve is un-****ing-real. I'm buying one of these bitches in 2011 when I can get one used. Ford is coming right with the new SHO. Hells yeah.

Member 51187 · 02-12-2009, 08:13 PM

haha ecoboost, what clever marketing

Member 143876 · 02-12-2009, 09:26 PM

I still stick with the Japanese...

Anywhoo, I once knew someone who wanted to make STD-preventing gels for males to rub on their penises.

Yes I said it. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Say it loud, I'm immature and I'm proud!

Member 214525 · 02-12-2009, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by medicalcpa

I still stick with the Japanese...

Anywhoo, I once knew someone who wanted to make STD-preventing gels for males to rub on their penises.

Yes I said it. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Say it loud, I'm immature and I'm proud!

and did he?
how did it feel???

Member 143876 · 02-12-2009, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iphetamine

and did he?
how did it feel???

Actually, he couldn't. Reason: such a gel would get rubbed off during copulation. He's making a gel for females instead.

Member 20337 · 02-13-2009, 10:13 AM

I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER THE FRICKIN' HOUSE FOR 20 MINUTES...WHERE DID I PUT MY KEYS????????

AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

Member 39622 · 02-13-2009, 02:32 PM

I'm sitting in a non-chain coffee shop, eating a garden burger and listening to the hair metal they're playing.

I'm in love!

Member 22817 · 02-13-2009, 03:07 PM

So, I have been following the stimulus bill. I am kinda pissed off that the homeower tax credit got changed. Now you need to make less than $75,000 or $150,000 for couples in order to get the tax credit.

If you are making $75,000 or less, it is going to be tough to buy a house in a decent neighborhood in Southern Cali. Isn't the whole problem with foreclosures is people buying houses that they can't afford? So why not provide incentives to people who can actually afford to buy a house?

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/13/yo...3money.html?hp

Member 27315 · 02-13-2009, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Glycerin

I'm sitting in a non-chain coffee shop, eating a garden burger and listening to the hair metal they're playing.

I'm in love!

Hahahahaha. My God, I spent like 7 years of college avoiding people that would have thought the above was cool. God bless hipsters...let me guess, you like Apple computers more than PCs, too. Ooh, ooh, and you think Wes Anderson is clever. Hahahahaha.

Member 224774 · 02-13-2009, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glycerin

I'm sitting in a non-chain coffee shop, eating a garden burger and listening to the hair metal they're playing.

I'm in love!

My kinda girl!

Member 50614 · 02-13-2009, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMBiology

So, I have been following the stimulus bill. I am kinda pissed off that the homeower tax credit got changed. Now you need to make less than $75,000 or $150,000 for couples in order to get the tax credit.

If you are making $75,000 or less, it is going to be tough to buy a house in a decent neighborhood in Southern Cali. Isn't the whole problem with foreclosures is people buying houses that they can't afford? So why not provide incentives to people who can actually afford to buy a house?

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/13/yo...3money.html?hp

What the hell is the point? You just excluded a huge group of people who would benefit. The grandstanding that goes on in government is pathetic. 700 billion stimulus...whatever.

02-08-2009, 06:54 PM	#1
Member 22817 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,884	The Off Topic Thread SDN Members don't see this ad. (About Ads) I know some of you like to go off topic in important threads. So, whenever you feel the need to post about your dog or your new computer or whatever, post it here please. __________________ The NEW BMBiology

02-09-2009, 01:12 AM	#3
Member 27315 I said HARPER'S, Lamar! Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Born/Raised: Parkersburg, WV \| Currently: Montgomery Township, Montgomery County, PA Posts: 10,815	I feel as though Pez is an underappreciated candy. __________________ West Virginia University School of Pharmacy Alumnus "The slurs stick to me, standing on these graves. Rednecks. Trailer-park trash. Racists. Cannon fodder. My ancestors. My people. Me." - from Born Fighting by Jim Webb ------- Officially immune from the influence of any mod that joined after September 2006

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02-09-2009, 07:36 AM	#5
Member 50614 4K Member Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,174	Nice try but every thread goes off topic. There is nothing you can do about it. I liked PEZ when I was a kid but now not so much. Cherry Nibs are the finest non-chocolate candy ever created. CVS sucks. __________________ Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty I am free at last!

02-09-2009, 09:23 AM	#6
Member 143876 Cancer Biology PhD to be Status: Pre-Health Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In a secret place, working on my SUMO skillz... Posts: 1,706	Electric blankets and DVRs are the most incredible pieces of technology ever. __________________ Mr J.L.B. Matekoni here is only a man. He cannot be expected to keep his own house clean. --- Mma Ramotswe, founder, The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency

02-09-2009, 10:42 AM	#8
Member 27315 I said HARPER'S, Lamar! Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Born/Raised: Parkersburg, WV \| Currently: Montgomery Township, Montgomery County, PA Posts: 10,815	I bought a remote starter for my car. Now my neighbor thinks I am a warlock with magical powers.

02-09-2009, 11:03 AM	#9
Member 94836 Super Member Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: East Posts: 2,235	My cat's breath smells like cat food.

02-09-2009, 11:20 AM	#10
Member 51187 Senior Member Status: Resident Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,732	sometimes i fall down

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Member 22817 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,884	There is this girl, who is in real estate, wants to meet up. Not sure if she wants to get to know me better or sell me a house

02-09-2009, 12:42 PM	#12
Member 27315 I said HARPER'S, Lamar! Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Born/Raised: Parkersburg, WV \| Currently: Montgomery Township, Montgomery County, PA Posts: 10,815	I once threatened to find a dental student and then cut his balls off with hedge trimmers when he made fun of my wife's dental pain.

02-09-2009, 04:32 PM	#13
Member 39622 Commercially Unavailable Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Squint your eyes and look closer. Posts: 3,344	I don't like, nor celebrate, Valentine's Day. __________________ "Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow." - Plato "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain "Do this long enough, you'll get a taste for it." - "Code Red" by Tori Amos

02-09-2009, 04:46 PM	#14
Member 205891 2K Member Status: Resident Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,036	My dog ate my new computer.

02-09-2009, 04:58 PM	#15
Member 65171 Senior Member Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Now headed all the way west! Posts: 6,425	my dogs are cooler than all of you. plus they are extremely entertained by empty toilet paper rolls. They scratch at the door when anyone is in there in hopes of getting one.

02-09-2009, 04:58 PM	#16
Member 57949 SHC1984 <3 Status: Resident Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: west coast Posts: 5,932	X-Men is on TV right now and sometimes I wish I had magic powers... like remote start on my car.

02-09-2009, 05:30 PM	#17
Member 213391 Hamburglar Status: Pharmacy Student Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Wellington, Fl Posts: 246	great song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYbAEVEa8eU

02-09-2009, 05:45 PM	#19
Member 22817 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,884	I have this video in my signature. Sometimes, I wonder if people actually click on the link and watch the video.

02-09-2009, 09:19 PM	#22
Member 30224 Senior Member Status: Pharmacy Student Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 934	i think im going to save my off topic comment for some other thread

02-09-2009, 09:35 PM	#23
Member 224774 Banned Status Pharmacy Student Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,654	Borat: My wife make this cheese. Bob Barr: Very nice. Borat: She make it from milk from her tits.

02-09-2009, 10:06 PM	#24
Member 214230 Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 89	There was a line of people waiting for their prescriptions today. There were just me and a new tech. The drive thru was great too.

02-10-2009, 12:19 AM	#25
Member 27315 I said HARPER'S, Lamar! Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Born/Raised: Parkersburg, WV \| Currently: Montgomery Township, Montgomery County, PA Posts: 10,815	I'm working nights starting tomorrow...so I'm trying to stay up all night to readjust myself...I just spent the last 5 minutes of my life running up and down the road with my Garmin GPS trying to see how fast of a MPH I could register...I apparently can get up to 22 MPH...huh.

02-10-2009, 01:17 AM	#26
Member 137777 Senior Member Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 796	My apartment mate's cat just peed right outside my door. I wonder why cats scratch the floor before doing their business....

02-10-2009, 10:25 AM	#27
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Member 57949 SHC1984 <3 Status: Resident Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: west coast Posts: 5,932	i leaned back in my opto's chair today and looked over and saw a diploma for WVU. I immediately thought of WVU's creepy warlock powers and got chills.

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Member 50614 4K Member Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,174	We are getting off topic here. Can we please get back to the topic of off topic posts please?

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02-12-2009, 11:44 AM	#33
Member 184833 foxy pharmacist Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,004	But if you're off-topic in an off-topic thread, then aren't you on-topic, in which case you're off-topic, because it's an... ...nevermind...

02-12-2009, 12:31 PM	#34
Member 51187 Senior Member Status: Resident Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,732	The point of an off-topic thread is to be off-topic. Therefore by definition we are never on-topic, for there is no topic.

02-12-2009, 01:27 PM	#35
Member 50614 4K Member Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,174	...but if the topic is off topic then there has to be an on topic discussion which would then violate the rules because it was on topic so then you need to make something off topic which starts the cycle over again....... right nevermind.......

02-12-2009, 01:45 PM	#36
Member 27315 I said HARPER'S, Lamar! Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Born/Raised: Parkersburg, WV \| Currently: Montgomery Township, Montgomery County, PA Posts: 10,815	Of all the world religions, Ra worship was the only one that ever made any sense to me. Thanks sun. You rock.

02-12-2009, 07:54 PM	#40
Member 27315 I said HARPER'S, Lamar! Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Born/Raised: Parkersburg, WV \| Currently: Montgomery Township, Montgomery County, PA Posts: 10,815	Damn, son. That torque curve is un-***ing-real. I'm buying one of these bitches in 2011 when I can get one used. Ford is coming right with the new SHO. Hells yeah. Last edited by WVUPharm2007; 02-12-2009 at 08:14 PM.*

02-12-2009, 08:13 PM	#41
Member 51187 Senior Member Status: Resident Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,732	haha ecoboost, what clever marketing

02-12-2009, 09:26 PM	#42
Member 143876 Cancer Biology PhD to be Status: Pre-Health Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In a secret place, working on my SUMO skillz... Posts: 1,706	I still stick with the Japanese... Anywhoo, I once knew someone who wanted to make STD-preventing gels for males to rub on their penises. Yes I said it. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Say it loud, I'm immature and I'm proud!

02-13-2009, 10:13 AM	#45
Member 20337 Always Sleepy Status: Veterinarian Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Where It Is Always Cold Posts: 1,082	I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER THE FRICKIN' HOUSE FOR 20 MINUTES...WHERE DID I PUT MY KEYS???????? AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

02-13-2009, 02:32 PM	#46
Member 39622 Commercially Unavailable Status: Pharmacist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Squint your eyes and look closer. Posts: 3,344	I'm sitting in a non-chain coffee shop, eating a garden burger and listening to the hair metal they're playing. I'm in love!

02-13-2009, 03:07 PM	#47
Member 22817 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,884	So, I have been following the stimulus bill. I am kinda pissed off that the homeower tax credit got changed. Now you need to make less than $75,000 or $150,000 for couples in order to get the tax credit. If you are making $75,000 or less, it is going to be tough to buy a house in a decent neighborhood in Southern Cali. Isn't the whole problem with foreclosures is people buying houses that they can't afford? So why not provide incentives to people who can actually afford to buy a house? http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/13/yo...3money.html?hp