DMU................Self-proclaimed Super Geniuses

cremaster2007 said:

first off, GERI IS SAVING THE BIG WEDDING FOR #3 WHEN WE GET MARRIED

Yes I was yelling that, #2 astro you have officially lost it, I tried to read your posts and you say things with big words that give me a headache on a post test day

#3 I didn't fail ortho, thank god

#4 I have no idea what/why I answered clavenna's quiz today and I find it funny because He knows none of us give a damn right now

#5 I like easy girls cause I get tired of trying...................

dartos's new hip hop name is BANANA'S.............B A N A N A S
cause he ain't no holla back girl

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Cliff, I will always have only one hip hop name. DJ Shivy shiv...

I love Dr. Clavena. He makes me laugh, especially when he insinuates people are stupid in class.

Best lectures at this school are given by the following:
1) Dr. Boesler
2) Clavenna
3) Kaplan people - unfortunate they are not employed here
4) Dr Kahn - funny to hear
lots of number inbetween


worste:
99) kneusel
100) meetz
101) any pathology teacher

When she asked him if there were beta receptors in the eye..........

Astroglide User said:

Instead of studying i thought i'd offer some strange pictures. i felt bad since all my recent pictures involved girls.

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why would you feel bad about that?

my, you are a talkative group! hah

Cremaster finally whined and complained enough for me to post on SDN again....

I'll start with an art shot.

I call this, "Pushing My Girlfriend Down in the Snow, Composition 1." Granted she's my ex now, but.....



Next, I'm going to write a poem to my friend "No Ass Frency," also known as "Bird****," or "Astrotrain."

Mike oh Mike,
When can I be like you?
You boned the pretty girl with the ass I want to eat with crackers
I think I love you
Don't tease me anymore.

To Paul:

You don't need to run copies of my face to use as TP.
I've invented a stamp for normal TP that you can use.
It imprints my face on it...too bad you'll DIE OF RECTAL CANCER!!!

MU HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH

To Dartos Vader:

Indian food post Ophth exam?

Welcome back frenchie. i hope no one reads the post you offered below. my god hold some stuff back there killer.

just so you know, i voted for you!

Astroglide User said:

Welcome back frenchie. i hope no one reads the post you offered below. my god hold some stuff back there killer.

just so you know, i voted for you!

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Tell me what you want me to edit out.

maybe the part about my private life that i "made up for your entertainment." i love you man!

Astroglide User said:

maybe the part about my private life that i "made up for your entertainment." i love you man!

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done...check it now.

believe when i say it's not my action i'm worried about. he narrowed it down in such a way that might have caused some problems.

Astroglide User said:

believe when i say it's not my action i'm worried about. he narrowed it down in such a way that might have caused some problems.

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Yeah, I thought it'd be funny (eating ass with crackers and all), but I went too far....seems to be a common feat.

I do love the Top Gun poster, though.

cremaster2007 said:

hope you guys passed ophthamology (I learned how to spell it last night)

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ophthaLmology - not that it matters.

FORGET eating ass with crackers

FORGET owning a herd of fainting goats (cremaster, you know what I mean!)

FORGET the "L" in LOSER or OPTHALMOLOGY or "Let me see your balls, Mike."

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE SEEN IN WEEKS!!!!

http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=149454

Portier, who or what is your name icon? Just curious. It's not the ambiguously gay duo is it?

babyruth said:

Portier, who or what is your name icon? Just curious. It's not the ambiguously gay duo is it?

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http://www.hyperborea.org/flash/hal.html



It's a comic book thing from my youth.....that I revisited for a second here.

The count down begins.....only 1 full week of school left
The sun really needs to come out; I can feel my Vitamin D depleting by the minute!

i was escorted to a wedding this weekend with a married woman, how awkward. she needed a "fill in date" if you know what i mean. there is something about spring weddings that make hot women wear slutty clothes.

And steph - are we still on for our dinner date next monday, or did i dream that up without asking you?

>Harold is 92 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every
>night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden
>behind the Center to sit, smoke a cigar, listen to music,
>ponder his accomplishments and reflect on his long life.
>One evening, Mildred, age 86, wanders into the garden.
>
>They begin to chat, and
before they know it, several hours
>have passed. After a short lull in their conversation,
>Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss
>most of all?" She asks, "What?"
>
>"SEX!!" he replies.
>
>Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it
>up if I held a gun to your head!"
>
>"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman
>could just hold it for awhile."
>
>"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers,
>removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
>
>Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the
>garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would
>hold Harold's penis.
>
>Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual
>meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold
>and make
sure he was OK.
>
>She walked around the senior citizen home where she found
>him sitting by the pool with another female resident,
>Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood!
>
>Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! ----- What
>does Ethel have that I don't have?"
>
>Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's!" !

Can't you see me standing here with my back against the wrecking machine?

I ain't the worst that you seen.





I'm in love with Jeri-Rocks....I'm going to clone her....with Astroglide bite marks and all.

God, I am so ****in tough. Anyone who wants to talk trash to me must get hit by an expedition going 55 mph, get flung 60 yards, and finish out the semester. Then we can talk. At least with optho, i felt like i was learning something. This class is worthless.

Not only are you TUFF, but you are super sexy as well. yesterday i caught myself staring at you in disbelief as you were not sitting next to me in ethics. playing hard to get is working, and you better give in ASAP!!!!!!!!!

Mike, was this your TURP?

Portier said:

Mike, was this your TURP?

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I dont get it, thats not normal? I know the wang is a little on the small side but....?

I think the Netter's guy is pretty hot. Do you think Frank used to look like that before his pipe/cigar and smoking jacket days? Does he have a son do ya think?

Dartos Vader said:

I dont get it, thats not normal? I know the wang is a little on the small side but....?

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It is also important to point out that the penis is flacid in this picture.

I'd be scared to be in the same room when it grew by 4-5x when it became erect.

Frenchie - here is a lesson in penis mechanics according to personal experience AND a study done by Trojan brand condoms. Men with large penises while flaccid do not experience much growth with an erection, meaning it pretty much hangs out there in full swing most of the time. whereas, men with small flaccid penises see significant growth in length.

and babyruth just like to see a man fondling another man.

G6P (Glucose-6-phosphatase) deficiency is Vok Gierke disease...big liver, big kidney, hypoglycemia.

G6PD (Glucose-6-phosphate dehydrogenase) deficiency...hemolytic anemia, don't eat mothballs, fava beans, or oxidating medicataions. Heinz bodies, "bite cells," and spherocytes.


now, that sucked to get that confused

Boards!

Astroglide User said:

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that's a nice stadium.... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!

Astroglide User said:

Frenchie - here is a lesson in penis mechanics according to personal experience AND a study done by Trojan brand condoms. Men with large penises while flaccid do not experience much growth with an erection, meaning it pretty much hangs out there in full swing most of the time. whereas, men with small flaccid penises see significant growth in length.

and babyruth just like to see a man fondling another man.

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Ahh yes, the groundbreaking "Grower vs. Shower" study. I do believe that the nobel prize was awarded to Dr. Richard Everhard et al for that one. Very popular theory in china as I understand it.

slut

Lisi i just realized why wisconsin has a hard time beating iowa lately. They adopted the amish philosophy of doing everything the normal man does and than another 1/2 of that to keep up in the world. problem is that football does NOT have a FIFTH QUARTER like wisconsin people believe. they must have a hard time with math since quarter implies 4. With this said, i admire the courage and great cheese which comes from your state, but the hawks get done in four quarters what the badgers do in 5 periods.

On iowa and go hawks!

Astroglide User said:

Lisi i just realized why wisconsin has a hard time beating iowa lately. They adopted the amish philosophy of doing everything the normal man does and than another 1/2 of that to keep up in the world. problem is that football does NOT have a FIFTH QUARTER like wisconsin people believe. they must have a hard time with math since quarter implies 4. With this said, i admire the courage and great cheese which comes from your state, but the hawks get done in four quarters what the badgers do in 5 periods.

On iowa and go hawks!

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Well seeing as how the badgers went undefeated at home last year, I don't see how the 5th quarter could be a bad thing

well they lost to iowa the last time the two played there bizzatch

slut