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07-02-2004, 05:17 PM
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Emergency Medicine Haikus for all to enjoy
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Plus we have this really terrible order entry system that keeps eating my labs. So I put together this haiku: Damn this Medicine! The hours spent chasing vapors - I long for the Pit. C |
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07-02-2004, 08:04 PM
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Cool poem! For everyones edification, Haiku is one of the most important form of traditional japanese poetry. Haiku is, today, a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.
Switch your 2nd and 3rd lines around and you got a winner. 
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07-03-2004, 11:38 PM
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that's funny
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07-10-2004, 07:42 AM
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 Bravo.
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07-10-2004, 01:53 PM
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Here's mine...
Round, round, round all day efficiency goes away Medicine blows hard.
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07-10-2004, 06:22 PM
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Son of Zeus
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07-17-2004, 10:44 PM
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Diving Medical Officer
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My Haiku :D
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Vomit on my shoes, Getting pimped like no other I want my mother |
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07-18-2004, 01:57 AM
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Admit, treat, discharge
No one really improves much Long live DNR |
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07-18-2004, 08:03 AM
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Outstanding!
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07-18-2004, 08:50 AM
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Smells like so much poo
Doesn't matter what labs say She's circling the drain.
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07-18-2004, 12:16 PM
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Percocet-R-US
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Differential list
Is nineteen enough for you? It's a UTI! |
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07-18-2004, 12:49 PM
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07-18-2004, 01:46 PM
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My name is Neo
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Location: Wisconsin
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Here, have some Mo-feen
Get addicted, lose your job Disability! Q, DO
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07-18-2004, 01:56 PM
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Quote:
 what a suprise.. a morphine haiku from quinn.  
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07-18-2004, 04:21 PM
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My name is Neo
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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My Roja Haiku
Roja of New York Ultrasound me please, thank you Don't forget condoms Q, DO |
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07-18-2004, 04:28 PM
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I tuned up my haiku. If you need to check syllables try www.dictionary.com.
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07-18-2004, 04:30 PM
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Quinn, can you make the thread title Haiku related?
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07-18-2004, 06:04 PM
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Peds ER
I'm on Peds ER this month, in the non-urgent area, so here's one...
Check my rash, my throat. Let the med student do it. Not sick anyway.
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07-18-2004, 06:56 PM
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You dirty man! I feel violated! Harassed! Can you do it again? 
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07-18-2004, 09:23 PM
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Oh now we're not limited to Internal Medicine haiku, eh?
Pregnant, in labor Four hundred pounds of woman How did she get laid? |
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07-18-2004, 10:47 PM
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My name is Neo
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Q, DO |
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07-18-2004, 10:48 PM
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My name is Neo
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House Officer Here
Give forty of K-C-L Damn Potassium! Q, DO |
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07-19-2004, 12:52 PM
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Ghost in the Machine
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these are for all the students in the house...
Slaving away here Post call delirium sucks can I go home please? Medical student why do I have to show up? Need to check labs now This is FUN! jd
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07-19-2004, 02:21 PM
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FYI, this is such a great idea I Bogart'ed it for the dental forum.
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07-19-2004, 03:40 PM
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Gin and Tonic
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Snorted coffee out my nose I've asked the same thing. |
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07-20-2004, 04:33 PM
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Ghost in the Machine
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dchristismi and USCDiver,
LOL!! jd |
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07-20-2004, 05:23 PM
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Where's the damn I.V.?
Nurse DC'd it days ago. I'll give it I.M. |
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07-20-2004, 05:33 PM
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My name is Neo
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Q, DO |
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07-20-2004, 05:47 PM
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"Krispy Kreme" units:
So fat he can't aim his pee - Give him a foley. |
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07-20-2004, 10:08 PM
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Percocet-R-US
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My boy is crying!
Tell me, is this your first child? He's ten days old, ma'am. |
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07-20-2004, 10:10 PM
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Inhale, wait, inhale
Four breaths per minute, doctor! Give her some Narcan. |
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07-21-2004, 12:46 AM
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Chronically painful
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You are here again.
There is nothing wrong with you. You are here again.
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07-21-2004, 08:37 AM
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Well done, very well done. E- |
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07-21-2004, 12:57 PM
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Truely beautiful. Truly. *sniff* |
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07-21-2004, 01:45 PM
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My name is Neo
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Pain everywhere?
What is your diagnosis? Fibromyalgia! Fibromyalgia? Is it end stage, dear doctor? Yes, discharge home now. Q, DO |
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07-21-2004, 02:02 PM
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They aren't working you hard enough, my friend. |
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07-21-2004, 09:47 PM
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M.D. = Massive Debt
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Someone going in VT? No, just needs lasix 1 more call mike |
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07-22-2004, 08:32 AM
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From the Psych ER:
Have no place to stay? Ideation, Voices, Detox Hello, Psych Admission |
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07-22-2004, 08:34 AM
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Screw the GST
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07-22-2004, 08:39 AM
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Sorry, a prolonged psych rotation has made me unable to count
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07-22-2004, 08:57 AM
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Chronically painful
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07-24-2004, 08:30 AM
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Here are my haikus...
ER
God damn drug seeker All he wants is percocet There's no kidney stone Internal Medicine Elderly train wreck Nursing home is an option She is ninety-five Pediatrics Love that Zithromax Treat the parent not the child He has a virus Psych He has ADD Give him some amphetamines Teacher is happy Surgery Abdominal pain Johnny has decreased bowel sounds Let's operate now OB/GYN I have low back pain That is part of pregnancy Stat c-section now Foreign medical schools Med school is abroad Sacrifice is four years long Better pass your boards Radiology Normal x-Ray film But cannot rule out disease Suggest can scan now Enjoy :-) |
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07-24-2004, 08:33 AM
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My name is Neo
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Very nice. Q |
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07-24-2004, 03:12 PM
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Chronically painful
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You have smoked more crack.
You know that you are pregnant. Don't you care at all? |
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07-25-2004, 12:03 AM
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GlobalDoc2B
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You Lost Your Script Dude
How Is This My Problem Dude Call Your Clinic Doc
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07-25-2004, 10:54 PM
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Screw the GST
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You - shot in the ass
Quit asking for Percocet You'll get a couple |
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07-25-2004, 11:27 PM
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Very nice.
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07-25-2004, 11:29 PM
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Soft Rule-out MI
Enzymes times three, AM Stress Then you're out the door |
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07-26-2004, 12:09 AM
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07-26-2004, 02:02 AM
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Screw the GST
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Worked hard (more or less)
Scumbags, fossils, and dealers. Time for some good porn! |
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