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It's getting that time of year where we are all transitioning to a new year, new responsibilities. I want to start a post of floor calls that have been amusing, funny or downright ridiculous.
Ill start:
BEEP BEEP BEEP
ME: Hi, this is so-and-so returning a page.
NURSE: Hi doctor. Miss Johnson in room 2 has cut off her Foley, both her JP drains and is walking down the hall with scissors.
ME: Cut off??
NURSE: Yes.
ME: Cut off her person, but the tubes are still in her?
NURSE: Yes.
ME: Um . Well go get her and Ill be right up
NURSE: Ok.
ME. Also, take the scissors away from her.
NURSE: Ok. Thanks.
When I arrive at bedside, sure enough, she has the cut end of JP drains sticking out both sides of her belly and the cut end of a Foley coming out from below. And she still had the nurse's scissors in her hand...
That wasnt in the Intern Handbook we got at orientation
Ill start:
BEEP BEEP BEEP
ME: Hi, this is so-and-so returning a page.
NURSE: Hi doctor. Miss Johnson in room 2 has cut off her Foley, both her JP drains and is walking down the hall with scissors.
ME: Cut off??
NURSE: Yes.
ME: Cut off her person, but the tubes are still in her?
NURSE: Yes.
ME: Um . Well go get her and Ill be right up
NURSE: Ok.
ME. Also, take the scissors away from her.
NURSE: Ok. Thanks.
When I arrive at bedside, sure enough, she has the cut end of JP drains sticking out both sides of her belly and the cut end of a Foley coming out from below. And she still had the nurse's scissors in her hand...
That wasnt in the Intern Handbook we got at orientation