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We must all die. But that i can save him from days of torture, that is what i feel as my great and ever new privilege. Pain is more terrible than even death itself. -Dr. Albert Schweitzer |
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"The stereotypical image of male orthopaedic surgeons as strong but stupid is unjustified in comparison with their male anaesthetist counterparts. The comedic repertoire of the average anaesthetist needs to be revised in the light of these data. However, we would recommend caution in making fun of orthopaedic surgeons, as unwary anaesthetists may find themselves on the receiving end of a sharp and quick witted retort from their intellectually sharper friends or may be greeted with a crushing handshake at their next encounter"
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hahaha, have seen you that there is one anesthesiologist with an IQ about 60?!
whoa this guy must be a beast when he has still made it through medschool!
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Apparently Toennis is an anesthesiologist.
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"PS. to Skiz_Not: your suggestion that the OP should volunteer at a hospital to help termnally ill children shatters the Bill Simmons' Unintentional Comedy Scale. True to the spastic connotations of your name, I cant imagine a hospital that would allow such a truly bitter, resentful and irritable person work with anyone, let alone children. You need medication." Posted by junebuguf |
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What?
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How in the world did that actually get published? It's funny, but there's gotta be some story behind it ending up in a legit medical journal.. |
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Apparantly it´s a tradition to publish lighthearted or entertaining articles in the christmas edition of the bmj.
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/langu...es/005246.html |
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Legendary Dr. X
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He was pointing out your grammatical errors on a post about someone being unintelligent (irony). Relax.
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does the phrase "strong as an ox..... and almost as smart" mean anything to you?
LOL just kidding.. |
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I certainly don't get your point. Depending on the author, solid data can be described in humorous ways. My point is, again, whether it is throw the whole baby out with the bathwater, or whether it was strictly a fiction from top to bottom. It's not like it is so outrageous as to be obvious satire.
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I always find it interesting that orthopaedic surgeons play up to the stereotype of the dumb jock. Everyone knows that you guys are very smart, disciplined students. Why not embrace your intellectual prowess, as well as your physical strength? Is it so repugnant to the ortho community to be thought of as smart jocks, than dumb jocks? |
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And...why should I admit the 65yo female with an isolated hip fracture and a host of medical problems that are "stable"? I can tell you why we don't....no one wants these train wrecks sitting on your service for days when we can just simply place a hemi in there, do two dressing changes and call it a cure.
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Also my experience is that medicine consults do not pay as close attention as medicine primaries. If my wife's grandma broke her hip (mine are dead) I would want a medicine admit. |
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It would be similar to me ordering an orthopedics consult on a 50 year old guy who was admitted for chest pain because he had a hip replaced 2 months ago and "we dont know anything about how to manage his hardware." |
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I'm also not sure that admitting to medicine is any better. At least at my hospital, surgery consults dont get the same attention as surgery primaries, meaning their surgeries are more likely to be delayed so the surgery folks can concentrate on their primary patients first. So the "chronic" patient ends up waiting a few days for surgery and then of course the **** hits the fan because they pick up cdiff or some other hospital-related complication while they were waiting for you guys to fix her. |
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I wanted to say slam it in, but I didnt want to sound too douchey. You know, Im practicing my patient talk.
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