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Hey guys I have decided to write a personals ad based on my recent dating experiences as a semi-attractive and semi-nice resident in a poorly populated area!
Hello! I am a kind of hot doctor who is kind of nice and I am single and ready to mingle! Do you meet some or all of these criteria? Then maybe we will get along!
- maybe shower most days?
- know where the clitoris is located, roughly
- try not to be actively horrible
The following would be a plus:
-agree to drive some of the time when we go places together
-don't eat most of the pizza I order and pay for on several occasions, as well as several home cooked meals I make for you, and then complain that waitstaff at restaurants often bring us one check.
-don't yell at me for "having expectations" when I ask if you'd like to skype and you live far away
-don't say "I like ribs" when I say I like you
What do you all think?
Hello! I am a kind of hot doctor who is kind of nice and I am single and ready to mingle! Do you meet some or all of these criteria? Then maybe we will get along!
- maybe shower most days?
- know where the clitoris is located, roughly
- try not to be actively horrible
The following would be a plus:
-agree to drive some of the time when we go places together
-don't eat most of the pizza I order and pay for on several occasions, as well as several home cooked meals I make for you, and then complain that waitstaff at restaurants often bring us one check.
-don't yell at me for "having expectations" when I ask if you'd like to skype and you live far away
-don't say "I like ribs" when I say I like you
What do you all think?