Wow, and I thought I was the one with a problem (a neighbouring rancher, as a joke, put up an 8'x5' sheet of plywood spraypainted with "Will trade sex for hay, call Orthonut, 123-4567" up by the highway...I got all these weird calls asking about the *hay prices* Took me about six hours to figure it out-drove past the sign on my way in to town...I did get him back though he he he)