Wouldn't work. Without a DEA number you cant function as a doctor. Doesn't matter if the hospital doesn't care about the results of drug tests, they would still have to administer them due to outside requirements, and doctors aren't going to risk their livelihood for a fun Friday night. Doctors don't just answer to one hospital. They answer to every place they are credentialed, plus their insurance companies, the state and the federal government. Lots of masters, lots of bosses. So it doesn't really matter if one or two get lenient on drugs, you still have to comply with all the others. It's a heavily regulated industry and that's not going to ever change. I don't see the federal government changing things any time soon. In fact I suspect if democrats lose in the next election things will tighten back up again at the federal level. Bottom line is there are always tradeoffs and choices in life. This shouldn't be one of the more difficult tradeoffs for most people who have invested so much time and money.