HAIKU TRIPLET
My EM leader
said that I do not need her
Reason? Vag bleeder.
She came to our Room
with a dirty, bloody womb
that led to love's doom.
With menses, no qualm
But every day? God damn!
Now I've got to scram.
Politically correct disclaimer: Menses are normal. Once a month can be tolerated. But when that stuff starts gushing like a river, without yield, without reason, without MERCY, for 18 straight days, a man has to pull the plug on the relationship and look for love elsewhere, esp when his girlfriend shows up at his own hospital's ER with her "female problems". He just never hears the end of it from his colleagues, male and female alike.
Poetically correct disclaimer: Yes, "qualm" does not rhyme overtly with damn/scram - unless you have a thick hick accent and also say, "Cass-a-blank-a is a good dramm-a," - but there is such a thing called a "slant rhyme" (you see it a lot in rap music today since most of the slam-bam rhymes were used up by Run DMC, LL Cool J, and the other old-schoolers), and I have employed it here.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, Hornet. You pick on other people for their haikus and then have to get all pre-emptively whiney when you see that they can just as easily pick on yours."
Good point.
the HORNET
