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Febrifuge said:Dear god! Let him sleep.
Messing up the syllables;
Dosage could be next.
Milligrams and grams
Are just all the same to me
Give it IV push
Febrifuge said:Dear god! Let him sleep.
Messing up the syllables;
Dosage could be next.
That's just...appalling.WakeMedHeel said:Adiposity
Nystatin powder to your folds
Gastric bypass please
Seaglass said:For some reason, hours of rounds and chasing K and Mag all day really make me appreciate EM so much more.
Plus we have this really terrible order entry system that keeps eating my labs.
So I put together this haiku:
Damn this Medicine!
The hours spent chasing vapors -
I long for the Pit.
C
Trying to lose weight?Purulent DC said:Skin was discolored
Lost under her breast pannus
lived an old Chicklet
quideam said:Med student haikus... (at 2am before a final, mind you...)
Biochem pathway
All of these lovely enzymes-
Can't wait to forget
Pentose phosphate shunt
How many patients will die
Because I forgot?
I'm so sorry sir
I can't treat you at this time;
Need to draw structures
In first year, a sin -
Clinically relevant stuff?
What is this, med school?
NinerNiner999 said:Tito just got shot
Now he comes to my ED
Titos gonna die.
docB said:No prenatal care
LMP sometime last year
Fetus drops on the floor
I'm so glad someone revived this thread. It's too cool.
Oops.Apollyon said:6 syllables in that last line.
NeuroSync said:A Student Perspective:
Two minutes to go
Pray to the PDA God
I am the short coat
A differential?
Here: T.O.Ba.S.H.
Can I go home now?
Seaglass said:Fired is only one syllable
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fired
ditch doctor said:Nitro not under,
This tounge: old man; viagra,
Erection of death.