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now this one i believe is my favorite!Purulent DC said:Skin was discolored
Lost under her breast pannus
lived an old Chicklet
now this one i believe is my favorite!Purulent DC said:Skin was discolored
Lost under her breast pannus
lived an old Chicklet
I disagree:Oh Penistaxis!
The bleeding goes on for hours-
Clot! Please Please Please clot!
I was SOCMOBing.
Oh no, once again they strike -
the two dudes are back!
Oh now we're not limited to Internal Medicine haiku, eh?
Pregnant, in labor
Four hundred pounds of woman
How did she get laid?
huge forty-weeker
educated me on that
only short-dicks ask
Yes, 5 - 7 - 5 is the traditional scheme for Haiku.
(Okay, technically it's "Senryu," since a real Haiku should be on a theme of nature and natural beauty, and written in the present tense only; Senryu are traditionally the ones to bring the ha-ha. Commonly, and good enough for our purposes, they're interchangeable.)
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