militarymd said:
I'm learning to put the catheters in the middle.
One more clinical tidbit for my budding colleagues:
IN THE MIDDLE IS NOT ALWAYS IN THE MIDDLE.
Since, at first glance, that makes no f uk k ing sense at all, lemme explain.
This is why I'm a big proponent of
identifying with your thumb, by pushing hard on the parturient's back, the spinous process your Tuohy is gonna fly, superiorly, over.
We all learned in residency to palpate the posterior-superior iliac crest, go midline-medial, etc.
Waste of time.
Sit'er-up. Position her optimally.
Eyeball where you think it is, then let your thumb do the walking.
I always feel for the spinous process
one level above where I think the PSIC is.....anecdotally going one level higher is technically easier.....
but heres my point....its not uncommon to feel the spinous process slightly right-or-left of midline.....a little subclinical-scoliosis manifesting...
so make a mark with your thumbnail at the top of the spinous process, EVEN IF ITS A LITTLE LEFT OR RIGHT OF MIDLINE.
Case-in-point: not uncommon for an inexperienced clinician to fire-the-Tuohy at true-midline, even though they palpated a spinous process slightly off midline.
So you're gonna fire your Tuohy in the middle of your designated thumbnail-spot, even if its not midline.
So like I said.
The middle is not always the middle.
But if your middle is appropriately designated, then it truly is the middle....so shoot for the modified middle.
Don't be afraid to shoot
wide right or
wide left. After all, you're not an FSU field-goal kicker.
hahahhahahhhahahaha.....thats some funny, albeit very true s h i t.