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In the spirit of a similar thread in the Emergency Medicine forum, share your Family Medicine Haiku!
In case you don't know, Haiku is a Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables (definition courtesy of Answers.com).
Here are a few to get the ball rolling:
I'm sorry sir, but
I won't give you Zithromax
For your runny nose.
Medicare Part D
No one can figure it out
But we know it sucks.
Young guy shows up with
Yet another STD
Wear a condom, man!
Sorry, we don't take
Your Medicare HMO
You'll have to pay cash.
Here she is again
Complaining that her knees hurt
Losing weight would help.
Diabetes and
Heart disease, but he's healthy
According to him.
No cancer screening
Because she thinks it will hurt
But so does cancer.
Mom refuses to
Immunize her new baby
This will take a while.
Dad has dementia
The family is stressed out
No nursing home, please.
Five-vessel bypass
Says he feels like a new man
But won't quit smoking.
Reviewing lab work
Glucose is elevated
Here we go again.
In case you don't know, Haiku is a Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables (definition courtesy of Answers.com).
Here are a few to get the ball rolling:
I'm sorry sir, but
I won't give you Zithromax
For your runny nose.
Medicare Part D
No one can figure it out
But we know it sucks.
Young guy shows up with
Yet another STD
Wear a condom, man!
Sorry, we don't take
Your Medicare HMO
You'll have to pay cash.
Here she is again
Complaining that her knees hurt
Losing weight would help.
Diabetes and
Heart disease, but he's healthy
According to him.
No cancer screening
Because she thinks it will hurt
But so does cancer.
Mom refuses to
Immunize her new baby
This will take a while.
Dad has dementia
The family is stressed out
No nursing home, please.
Five-vessel bypass
Says he feels like a new man
But won't quit smoking.
Reviewing lab work
Glucose is elevated
Here we go again.