if at first you don't
succeed, try, try, try, again.
so they like to say.
succeed, try, try, try, again.
so they like to say.
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anyone gonna
attempt writing limericks?
OK, i'll go first
A dermatologist-to-be named Rex
spent all of first year having sex.
He scored 193
on USMLE
Settled for doing well-child checks
There was an intern from Seattle
100 hours a week caused a battle
he told RRC
he was doing q3
now he's known to his peers as the Tattle.
attempt writing limericks?
OK, i'll go first
A dermatologist-to-be named Rex
spent all of first year having sex.
He scored 193
on USMLE
Settled for doing well-child checks
There was an intern from Seattle
100 hours a week caused a battle
he told RRC
he was doing q3
now he's known to his peers as the Tattle.
D
deleted87716
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I'm no fault lawyer
Not real doctor
Hit by a tractor
Where's my retractor?
I'll fix you up
Just like a nuclear [nukelar] reactor.....
hmmmm.......good......
United he stood
Devided he fell
Only I could
detect smell of hell
Not real doctor
Hit by a tractor
Where's my retractor?
I'll fix you up
Just like a nuclear [nukelar] reactor.....
hmmmm.......good......
United he stood
Devided he fell
Only I could
detect smell of hell
D
deleted87716
It doesn't matter
what the symptom complex is,
it could be TB.
what the symptom complex is,
it could be TB.
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the room is stinky
fatty crazy with gross nuts
i need a nice mask
fatty crazy with gross nuts
i need a nice mask
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Abe Fromann, it's true!
Chicagoland sausage king.
Now, where's his table?
Chicagoland sausage king.
Now, where's his table?
D
deleted87716
Even though it's old
This thread is funny enough
To deserve a bump.
This thread is funny enough
To deserve a bump.
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I went to med school cause I'm witty,
Left home and moved to the city.
The money went bye-bye,
so I will write to my
political action committee.
My attending is a man of great class.
He's patient and still full of sass.
But one day he asked me,
since I'm still a trainee,
to stick my hand up someone's @ ss.
(The next two are true)
A cardiac surgeon would round,
and rumors of his own health abound.
According to supporters,
He was only three quarters,
Of his previous 400 pounds!!!
He was known as a bit of a meany,
who should have fed more on zucchini.
He had a short fuse,
but daily could choose
his Ferrari or Lamborghini.
This is going to be such a great thread,
dredging humor up from the dead.
It gives me a grin,
so let us begin
counting syllables all in our head!
Left home and moved to the city.
The money went bye-bye,
so I will write to my
political action committee.
My attending is a man of great class.
He's patient and still full of sass.
But one day he asked me,
since I'm still a trainee,
to stick my hand up someone's @ ss.
(The next two are true)
A cardiac surgeon would round,
and rumors of his own health abound.
According to supporters,
He was only three quarters,
Of his previous 400 pounds!!!
He was known as a bit of a meany,
who should have fed more on zucchini.
He had a short fuse,
but daily could choose
his Ferrari or Lamborghini.
This is going to be such a great thread,
dredging humor up from the dead.
It gives me a grin,
so let us begin
counting syllables all in our head!
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