I vote for Latin. How else can you master phrases like these?
Domino vobiscum. The pizza guy is here.
Sharpei diem. Seize the wrinkled dog.
Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus. Remove foil before microwaving.
Motorolus interruptus. Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.
Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi forevercus. Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.
E Pluribus Tupac. Rap is everywhere.
Veni, vidi, Pesci. I came, I saw, I moidered da bum.
Veni, vidi, Velcro. I came; I saw; I stuck around.
Ignoramus microsoftis multa pecunia dat. Yeah, where DO I want to go today?
Sic semper tyrannus. Your dinosaur is ill.
No Quid Pro Quo. I'm Sorry, We're All Out of Quid.
Tempo fugit. I drove my Ford off a bridge.
Modem non carbarundum. I need a new modem.
Carpe dentum. Go soak your dentures.
E pluribus septum. Multiple nose piercings.