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We've all had them, so just for amusement's sake -- what was the worst Freudian slip you ever had with a patient, or vice versa.
"Take a deep breast...errr breath."
There were these two guys having lunch one day when the first guy says to the second one, "You ever say one thing to someone when you meant to say something else?"
"How do you mean?" says the second one.
"Well last week I was at the airport in Philly and I wanted to come back here to Pittsburgh and the women at the counter had these enormous breasts so instead of asking for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Tittsburgh."
"I know what you mean.", says the second guy. "Why just this morning I was having breakfast with my wife and I meant to ask her to pass the jelly but instead I said 'You're ruining my life you stupid bitch!'"
I gave a presentation once about psychopathy and when talking about my review of the literature I meant to say "scanning and skimming" and instead said "scamming and skinning."
More phonetic than Freudian but I had to pause over the irony...
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"Take a deep breast...errr breath."
I hope this isn't Freudian but when we were waiting for the initial diagnosis of a mass in my father's abdomen I said "We'll know more after the autopsy." I meant biopsy.
double freudian! it's a parapraxis and an oedipal complex!I hope this isn't Freudian but when we were waiting for the initial diagnosis of a mass in my father's abdomen I said "We'll know more after the autopsy." I meant biopsy.