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Discussion in 'Pre-Medical Allopathic [ MD ]' started by swifteagle43, 12.04.04.

  1. swifteagle43

    swifteagle43 Lover- not a fighter

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    If you had to build a "perfect resume" what would it be?

    Here mine goes

    Mcat
    V:10
    BS:12
    PS:12

    GPA:
    3.9

    Activities:
    "Leader of the French Revolution"
    "Architect of the great pyramids"
    "Ghandi's right hand man during the Indian revolution"
  2. fotolilith

    fotolilith It's for a good cause

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    Skippered Hitler's Catamaran during the War. :smuggrin:
  3. a_student

    a_student Senior Member

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    sorry the mcats way too low
  4. MWillie

    MWillie On the wards

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    Yeah, a 10? What the hell is that?
  5. 45408

    45408 aw buddy

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    No kidding. That's like, idiot territory. :p
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    skoaner Senior Member

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  7. Medikit

    Medikit Plastic Bag Middle Class

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    okay.. MCAT 45 GPA 4.0.

    Developed a cure for IBS and started a $40 million scholarship fund for children in Rwanda. Did all of this while spending every single minute in a children's hospital playing games, emptying bed pan,s and taking care of all the paper work and never sleeping, EVER.

    that was easy
  8. SanDiegoSOD

    SanDiegoSOD Milk was a bad choice

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    38+ MCAT
    3.9+ GPA

    3 yrs+ research exp. with publications
    Clinical experience
    Strong leadership experience, founding at least one major organization
    Varsity athlete


    I think that a person with this resume would be hard to turn down.
  9. Cat's Meow

    Cat's Meow Removed

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    Sounds like me :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Yeah, right.
  10. funshine

    funshine at the fateful hour

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    you forgot something in the arts. Like, violin prodigy who debuted in Carnegie Hall. Varsity athlete is boring. How about a cool sport like skiing or hang-gliding instead?

    btw, WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF DOING THIS? To make ourselves feel worse?!
  11. MD Rapper

    MD Rapper Senior Member

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    and I KNOW there are people on SDN right now who have a profile like this... I hate you guys!!

    MCAT: 41
    Non-Sci GPA: 4.0
    Sci GPA: 3.89

    Attended Ivy League undergraduate

    - President of Pre-med honor society
    - Created an organization at school
    - 3 publications (2 science, 1 non-science)
    - Medical community service in an underdeveloped country
    - Worked at NIH
    - Peace Corps
    - Teached in an impoverished location
    - Shadowed at a Top 10 Hospital
    - Played a sport for school

    Did I leave anything out?
  12. Doctor&Geek

    Doctor&Geek 25 > 5 / 15 < 8 Lifetime Donor

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    Those people exist. They also win Rhodes Scholarships:

    http://www.rhodesscholar.org/win.html

    Elected to Phi Beta Kappa as a junior, Jeff Ishizuka is a Williams College 1960's Scholar in chemistry and has held several research assistantships. At Williams he worked on a project, funded by the National Science Foundation, deriving mathematical models for chaotic molecular behavior. He has also co-authored a paper for first year students (now submitted for publication) introducing the concepts of non-linear dynamics. Jeff studied at Oxford in his junior year on the Williams-Oxford Programme where, as a research assistant in physical chemistry, he predicted unknown energy levels in a vibrational-rotational spectrum of FeH and assigned portions of FeH's spectrum. An Eagle Scout, Jeff has received distinction as a scholar-athlete at Williams, where he was a varsity wrestler. He has also served as a writing tutor at Williams and worked with asylum seekers from Kosovo as part of Oxford's REACH UP program. While volunteering at Montaa de Luz hospice for children with HIV/AIDS in Honduras, Jeff managed and translated for volunteer construction teams, computerized and updated projects and finances, developed environmental plans, and administered the hospice for two weeks in the director's absence. He has also co-authored a successful grant proposal to assist the work of the hospice. Jeff writes poetry and has played classical piano for 15 years (enjoying Brahms and Chopin in particular).

    (Formulaic, eh?)
  13. 45408

    45408 aw buddy

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    C'mon, make it something worthwhile. Was the captain of the football team of a Big Ten school, and won MVP of xxx-Bowl.
  14. MD Rapper

    MD Rapper Senior Member

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    LOL

    The pre-med life has stripped any creativity from me. I can't WAIT to get in so that I can focus on being interesting again!!
  15. Fermata

    Fermata kekeke

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    Invented the Slinky.

    HELLO HARVARD. :D
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    skoaner Senior Member

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    MWillie On the wards

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    Best EC: Invented the question mark.
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    a_student Senior Member

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    all you need really is 30million dollars donated to hms
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    SanDiegoSOD Milk was a bad choice

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    I don't think that an ADCOM would dock you any points for saving someone's life :thumbup:
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    skoaner Senior Member

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  21. indo

    indo Feed me a stray cat

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    the perfect med school resume goes like this:

    3.0 gpa

    28-30 mcat

    some arbitrary short term volunteering

    no research

    1 acceptance


    This outlines how to get into med school using the minimal effort plan. Why bust your ass for a 4.0 when you can get a 3.0 and still get in?
  22. indo

    indo Feed me a stray cat

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    Also, if you led a revolution wouldn't you have killed at least one person? I don't think Ghandi would be cool with that. Also, wasn't the architect of each pyramid killed after it was finished so that nobody knew the way in or out?
  23. DieselPetrolGrl

    DieselPetrolGrl twisterChamp&so much more

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    MCAT: (taken while looting 3 Spanish merchant ships simultaneously ) 13-14-11 (11 in bio because a cannon went off bit about half e’meters from me ear!
    GPA: at Great Queens Academy for Pirates,Lords, and Ministry Men….3.89 ( I had scurvy during my second year for 4 months!)

    Achievements:

    Stolen the entire history of Spain –pottery – art- textiles- you name it I jacked ite!...and soldon ebay ..thus donating millions to OAD ( Orange a Day initaive to cure scurvy) thanks to my efforts it has been eradicated from sea ships far and wide!

    Single-handedly prosecuted and dealt with justly of over 300 bandits and ill wishers..among them several who dissed me lovely queen !

    I am diverse.. and I will bring in funds with my current research pimpointing why the “Magentic Compas Is Off by a Wee Bit!”
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    Caesars0331 Registered Abuser

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    MWillie On the wards

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    Those Rhodes scholars are such obvious gunners. I'm going to have fun wailing on the premeds on there if I'm ever a PGY-III and they're only an intern since they took time to go to jolly old England.
  26. MD Rapper

    MD Rapper Senior Member

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    LOL!!! Thank god I don't have to be like these people to get into medical school...
  27. derf

    derf Ohio Land

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    Won Nobel prize for negotiating eternal peace between Arabs and Jews. Yup, I'll make that the theme of my personal statement.
  28. swifteagle43

    swifteagle43 Lover- not a fighter

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    Post these resumes on Mdapplicants.com
  29. indo

    indo Feed me a stray cat

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    does anyone else hate the fact that 90% of the average pre-med resume was done in an effort to conform as closely as possible to the "perfect" med school application?
  30. LiNk

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    Research: discovered cure for cancer
  31. indo

    indo Feed me a stray cat

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    Wouldn't a "godly" resume include more stuff that is god oriented? For example, I cursed a guy named Atlas to holding the world on his shoulders for eternity. That is pretty godly.
  32. swifteagle43

    swifteagle43 Lover- not a fighter

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    YOU ARE FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!
  33. 45408

    45408 aw buddy

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    Yeah, to an extent. There's all the "must-haves" of clinical experience, shadowing, volunteering, and research.
  34. swifteagle43

    swifteagle43 Lover- not a fighter

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    Thats kinda sad...there is something sad about the way things have come to be...pushed into doing everything....whatever happened to drinking?
  35. KAR

    KAR Invincibility

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    From what I've heard, this is what med school's greatest downfall is. The destruction of a creative individual to make another slave to a sick system. But, who cares, I'm trying to sign up too.
  36. doogyhowser

    doogyhowser Senior Member

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    MCAT 8
    GPA 2.5niner

    newcomer of the year award at the adult films festival for my work in

    naked nurses from neptune #3 and #6
    sorority sex kittens #12
    lord of the wang: fellowship of the wang

    vice-president of the thespian group "gangbang brothas"




    what, no secondaries???!!!
  37. indo

    indo Feed me a stray cat

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    drinking? oh mama, that is alive and well in my cavity of the woods
  38. vhawk

    vhawk 2K Member

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    MCAT: 11 VR, 11 PS, 10 BS
    GPA: 3.5 nonsci, 3.4 sci
    Little research, hospital volunteer, student gov.,
    Small school
    2 interviews, witty, charming, dazzling smile
    1 acceptance
    4-yrs from now....doctor

    Thats the perfect resume....cause its mine, and I am perfect!!

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