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Because you'll be forever grateful and promise to respond generously during the school's annual fund drive for the next 5 decades.How do you answer the question of why a medical school should accept you?
I've heard that if you answer the question in the style of an emotional free verse poem, your chance of admittance goes up 90%.
Say exactly this but replace "Rehabilitated" with "Accepted"
I actually had a secondary a lot like this last year..."I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call med school. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable med school ass off the face of the continent, you little ****."
I actually had a secondary a lot like this last year...
He thought the president was using the secret service to keep him down, though.
Not so far. I checked.He'll get in somewhere.
I think maybe he was referring to fighting the gorillas at the zoo in Cincinnati.Not so far. I checked.
I prefer the visual on gorilla warfare, but I think you meant guerrilla (from the Spanish for "little war")!
Not so far. I checked.
I prefer the visual on gorilla warfare, but I think you meant guerrilla (from the Spanish for "little war")!
His post was just a copypasta from 4chan. If you don't know what that is, you don't want to.Not so far. I checked.
I prefer the visual on gorilla warfare, but I think you meant guerrilla (from the Spanish for "little war")!
Assert your dominance and ask the medical school why you should accept them.
just tell them "your mom told me I should apply here" *drops keyboard* [but picks it back up and writes something meaningful]