How often do medical students get intimate?

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Optimist100 said:
I reject invitations on a weekly to daily basis
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LOL. I can't help but jump in on this troll thread.

Rule #1: If you have to talk about all the bishes you reject, you are the one being rejected.
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BrCo said:
LOL. I can't help but jump in on this troll thread.

Rule #1: If you have to talk about all the bishes you reject, you are the one being rejected.
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Hahahaha it wasn't necessary to mention it until someone said I was jealous, maybe you can scroll back up and read well??
 
wait OP is a male? da fawk?


OP why you no at Loma Linda?
 
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Not having sex at all? I didn't think that was possible. Are you abstaining from it temporarily or permanently? And why are you depriving yourself of one of life's greatest pleasures?
 
Loma Linda wold be your best bet to avoid this. In fact anything that I'm sure would annoy you would get you kicked out there. It's perfect.

Edit: It looks like @Derpz beat me to it.
 
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Optimist100 said:
How does not wanting to hear people's orgasms equate to being immature? It' s like saying not wanting to hear a specific type of music is immature. I don't mind listening to sexual stories from patients, I don't want to hear people moaning in my apartment. And equating sexual life to happiness is delusional, what do you think happiness is? It's a very subjective definition. You can't pinpoint something and think it will make everyone happy.
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Is your apartment like a porn studio or something? How often are they going to be f***ing where hearing a orgasm is going to be a major detractor from day to day life?
 
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The "I'm so fine" comment sealed the deal on my assessment of this situation.

I once went canoeing in the female canal on my roommate's side of our couch and laughed quietly the next time he sat down to watch television. I feel like the OP and I would make great housemates.
 
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Optimist100 said:
We can't be expected to have the same likes and dislikes huuuuh EXACTLY my point, I don't want a roommate who has a significant other unless they are willing to go to the significant other's place or some hotel or whatever for physical intimacy. You like to bang I like to cook and eat, i get the same fulfillment you get from a sexual orgasm by cooking and eating.
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OP:

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Does anyone under the age of 40 use the phrase "getting intimate?"


Optimist100 said:
You are only jealous of what you can't have and sex is the easiest thing to get especially for such a SO FINE person like me, I reject invitations on a weekly to daily basis, I just don't want to hear something I don't experience if you understand what I mean.
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So women throw themselves at you on a daily basis? Do they just come up to you on the street and say "let's get intimate and have sexual orgasms."
 
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Friendly PSA that there are people who are asexual/don't enjoy having sex, which is totally fine.

But yeah seriously, you're going to all have your own bedrooms; as long as you're not standing outside their room with your ear pressed to the door and/or they're not superduper loud on a regular basis, I really can't imagine why it'd bother you so much.
 
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If you aren't getting laid then you're a f*cking nerd.
 
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My mental image during this thread.


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OP, you are the real life manifestation of Randy in the Creme Fraiche episode. (He gets a certain form of "satisfaction" from cooking shows).
 
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Leave OP alone. He wants to have peace and quiet while he wanks it.
 
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Everyone needs to forget about their housing situation and focus on the task at hand. You gotta be sure to....
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THE MODS ARE STOMPING THEIR FOOTS. I CAN HEAR THEM COMING! EVERYBODY HIDE
 
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bear2roo said:
In college, I used to play halo reach REALLY loud with my friends in the living room when "board games" was going on in the other room. Granted that guy was a douche so we felt justified...
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A far better option is to crank "Bananaphone" up to max volume on the loudest speakers you have, place it on repeat, and leave the apartment entirely.

Had it done to me once, it was horrible.
 
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Optimist100 said:
All my college years I was lucky to have good roommates that never brought any partner over. I really can't stand a roommate that brings a partner over for sex it really drives me nuts. I don't have sex and I don't want to hear my roommate having sex. I understand the best way out of it would be to get my own apartment but that would be too expensive. What is the probability that my future medical student roommate will never bring any man/woman over for intimacy?
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I predict the probability that I'll have sex in Med School is 100%, so I guess we can't be roommates. That's just too bad. I also make great food and loves to clean everything.
 
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IncognitoGuy said:
So.. live alone?
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Don't underestimate the proportion of young males who are in their prime time and who have no desire to have sex. Plenty out there waiting to be OP's roommate.
 
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Friendly_female_house said:
Don't underestimate the proportion of young males who are in their prime time and who have no desire to have sex. Plenty out there waiting to be OP's roommate.
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Yes, due to lack of partner, not due to lack of want. They then go ham on themselves.
 
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Friendly_female_house said:
I predict the probability that I'll have sex in Med School is 100%, so I guess we can't be roommates. That's just too bad. I also make great food and loves to clean everything.
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^^^^^ Relevant username
 
The recipe for a great thread:

Fear of sex
Self ego stroking
Pictures of random cityscapes
More ego stroking

Strong work, all.
 
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Moment of pure honesty, I'd rather have a roommate that has sex loudly on a regular basis than one that spends long periods of time in a shared bathroom fapping.

OP, use the occasional sound effect as motivation to get in the gym more/land that top [earning] specialty. If all else fails, noise canceling headphones are your friend. I don't see how you've made it this far without them.
 
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They have time to get intimate???


Optimist100 said:
All my college years I was lucky to have good roommates that never brought any partner over. I really can't stand a roommate that brings a partner over for sex it really drives me nuts. I don't have sex and I don't want to hear my roommate having sex. I understand the best way out of it would be to get my own apartment but that would be too expensive. What is the probability that my future medical student roommate will never bring any man/woman over for intimacy?
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Optimist100 said:
All my college years I was lucky to have good roommates that never brought any partner over. I really can't stand a roommate that brings a partner over for sex it really drives me nuts.
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So wait have you ever had a roommate that brought over somebody? You seem to contradict yourself.

I'm also really confused how you are waving your abstinence around and getting weekly offers to have sex. Sounds like you are either a tease or just lying.
 
Optimus-Prime said:
OP's daily wank count (DWC) ?

5? 10? 15 :diebanana:
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I understand in a dorm when you're in the same freakin' room but in an apartment where there are 2 separate rooms, and your roommate can never have sex ever?!?
 
I hate to feed the troll but OP I would have some serious concerns about how ready you are for medical school if this is such a huge deal for you. I completely respect the fact that you personally choose to not have sex but how is it any of your business if your roommate does? If you've never had a roommate before that brought ladiez/dudez over then how do you even know how annoying the sex sounds that you so obviously fear would be? Most people are respectful and wouldn't want to be broadcasting their sex life all over a shared apartment anyway and would keep it to their room/play music if a roommate was home so they didn't have to hear anything. Are you planning on hanging around the house constantly with your ear up to your roomie's door? Because that's pretty much the only situation where you'd have front row seats to the action and be able to hear everything (at least in most apartments). Like one of the other posters mentioned, you probably have more to worry about from thin ceilings! Trust me, I've been there. And you can't exactly go around asking all your neighbors to abstain because you do. It seems like the real reason you don't want to live with someone who has sex is because you don't and you (for some reason) aren't cool with it. There are going to be a ton of things in medical school that may be annoying or bothersome, that you don't understand or that you disagree with. While it would be ideal to find a roommate with the same values as you, you can't necessarily expect that and it sounds like it would be a good learning/growing experience for you anyway.
 
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fellowstudent92 said:
Bro if that's how you do it as the gif shows, then you're not doin it right my friend. I feel bad for your little man.
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Well somebody needs to keep the reconstructive urologists in business.
 
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journalistdoingscience said:
I hate to feed the troll but OP I would have some serious concerns about how ready you are for medical school if this is such a huge deal for you. I completely respect the fact that you personally choose to not have sex but how is it any of your business if your roommate does? If you've never had a roommate before that brought ladiez/dudez over then how do you even know how annoying the sex sounds that you so obviously fear would be? Most people are respectful and wouldn't want to be broadcasting their sex life all over a shared apartment anyway and would keep it to their room/play music if a roommate was home so they didn't have to hear anything. Are you planning on hanging around the house constantly with your ear up to your roomie's door? Because that's pretty much the only situation where you'd have front row seats to the action and be able to hear everything (at least in most apartments). Like one of the other posters mentioned, you probably have more to worry about from thin ceilings! Trust me, I've been there. And you can't exactly go around asking all your neighbors to abstain because you do. It seems like the real reason you don't want to live with someone who has sex is because you don't and you (for some reason) aren't cool with it. There are going to be a ton of things in medical school that may be annoying or bothersome, that you don't understand or that you disagree with. While it would be ideal to find a roommate with the same values as you, you can't necessarily expect that and it sounds like it would be a good learning/growing experience for you anyway.
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Picked up on these same weird vibes as well.
 
Optimist100 said:
We can't be expected to have the same likes and dislikes huuuuh EXACTLY my point, I don't want a roommate who has a significant other unless they are willing to go to the significant other's place or some hotel or whatever for physical intimacy. You like to bang I like to cook and eat, i get the same fulfillment you get from a sexual orgasm by cooking and eating.
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Also, sorry, this is so ridiculous. You can't start off a roommate relationship with "Hey dude, I'm super pumped to be living with you but I want you to sign this contract stating that you won't get a girlfriend during the time we cohabit the same apartment and if you do that's cool but you can't have sex with her. Like at all. At least not in the house. You can go to a hotel or something. Yea like go out and rent a room at a hotel so you can have sex with your girlfriend. Why? Because I don't like it. I like to cook, and eat. But no sex. So you can't either. We cool?"
 
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