Humor

[bell412]

True story

So we were (I) was pushin the patient to the PACU. The Anesthesiologist was no far behind, so he could hear what was being said.

Patient - "Are my testicles black"?

Me - "No sir your testicles are not black".

Now in recovery

Patient - "Are my testicles black"?

Anesthesiologist - "No sir your testicles are not black? "Why do you think your testicles would be black"?

Patient - (Pullin up the gown and checkin his rig) "why the f uck are my testicles black, I just want to know if my test results were back !!!!!

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[militarymd]

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him so he looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The little white fellow faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 Feet tall, weigh 350 pounds,! I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle Weighs 3 pounds, my
right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn Around"