I have now put myself on a steady diet of applying everywhere. I apply to at least five positions (anywhere in the country) every 1-2 days. I am going to do this until I get an offer. The jobs listed are in towns of 12,000 or 5,000 never more than 20,000, and I can tell you I will be darn glad if I get one of those spots. The thought of spending the last six years living like a pauper, studying non stop, getting 2-4 hours sleep 2-3 nights a week for years, working like a dog for 1/3 of the pay I use to bring in, disregarding my emotional and physical health in order to grind my way through the grueling gauntlet of exams, reflection papers, busy work that kept you from actually studying the important stuff, etc., putting up with the $#!% some of the less evolved faculty dished out, all to find myself unemployed and with six figures of debt coming at me spurs me on to fill out apps at all hours and as many I can find.