My impression is that you don't treat your patients with the flamboyant pessimism that you use to refer to other physicians. I'm going to go ahead & "Diagnose" you with narcissistic personality disorder.. Joking, I would recommend psych do something so stigmatizing. Someone who utilizes peer-reviewed literature to form the predominant basis of their usual medical reasoning might also be able to reliably make such diagnoses. The idea was that the original poster (OP) was looking for shoes that would be acceptable in a hospital setting and less than seventy-five dollars. They might appear atrocious to you, but your opinion of the shoes is apparently not the normative.