Calm down, you're completely misunderstanding what I wrote. As Erg alluded to, this isn't about where you're from, it's about basic probability and demand. You're applying to a region with very popular programs and whose demand is further increased by factors unrelated to the programs themselves, especially geography. The Pacific coast states are really popular, as are the adjacent states, because they are so close to the coastal states.
The same goes for internship placement and post-doc fellowships, the more desirable and populous the area, the more competition and demand there will be for those placements. A program listing a high match rate isn't a guarantee of an APA-approved placement simply because you attended the program. It's based on the individual, and geographically restricting your applications will hamstring your chances, regardless of the quality of your program.
See, this is what I was talking about. No one is saying that you can't apply to popular or highly selective programs in a given region, but only applying to them is going to make your very slim chances of admission (look up the stats, funded, APA-approved programs max out at admitting less than about 16% of applicants, most are less than 10%) even worse and will likely result in you not receiving any offers and having to reapply. And if time is such a factor, as you've already implied, do you really want to wait another year to start grad school, especially if the reason you didn't get admitted the first time was that you geographically restricted yourself?
You seem to be mainly focused on location and speed to licensure, which might not be the best strategy. For example, you spent so much time here inquiring about neuropsych and boarding, but dropped it fairly quickly once you deemed it to be too much of a "gamble." If you're this quick to drop something in which you're ostensibly so interested, maybe you need to take some time to think about your overall life goals and plans.