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So a while back someone started an anesthesia jokes thread. I think this forum could use a general joke thread. To kick things off:
Voted Joke of the year in Australia
A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian
> coast.
> He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible
> night wondering what could have happened to her.
> Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by
> a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable. The Sarge
> says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad
> news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.
>
> 'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news
> first?'
> The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead.
> Young Bill here found her lying at about
> five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef. He got a line
> around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.' The bloke is
> naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn. But
> after a few minutes
> he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is.
> The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite
> a few really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her,
> so we've brought you your share.'
> He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and
> four or five crabs in it.
> 'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind
> and all that... So what's the other possible good news?
>
> 'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young
> Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over
> there and pull her up again!
Voted Joke of the year in Australia
A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian
> coast.
> He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible
> night wondering what could have happened to her.
> Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by
> a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable. The Sarge
> says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad
> news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.
>
> 'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news
> first?'
> The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead.
> Young Bill here found her lying at about
> five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef. He got a line
> around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.' The bloke is
> naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn. But
> after a few minutes
> he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is.
> The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite
> a few really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her,
> so we've brought you your share.'
> He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and
> four or five crabs in it.
> 'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind
> and all that... So what's the other possible good news?
>
> 'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young
> Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over
> there and pull her up again!