NOT REALLY accepted applicant stats c/o 2106

[brightimpressio]

I use translator Google. I hope translation is super.

International Asian Applicant, one time

Applied: All US schools
Interviewed: Kilometers way far for travel
Accepted: Colorado Cornell Georgia Michigan State NC State Oklahoma State Oregon Wisconsin
Attending: High Ranking

US Equal GPA: 4.0
Sciences: 4.0
Concluding 45: 4.0

GRE: Enumerative 160 Annotative 156 Essay 4.5
The translator lot helped me really nice

Toefl: Required not because IB School attendance

Veterinary practice:
3,000 veterinary journeyman with government
500 Horse racetrack drug test assisting

Animal experience:
I never animals at house, so I talked not about animals on application.

Awards:
Much many to list

Written Writers:
Boss at work
Vet at night work
Vet in racetrack

I worry about English programs in US, but bringing much textbooks from house.

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[Conflagration]

So broskis, I want to be House for snakes and stuff. Yeah.

First time applicant, 47, California Male
Applied: UC Davis, Cornell, Tufts, Penn, K-State, Oklahoma
Interviewed: UC Davis, K-State, and Oklahoma
Accepted: UC Davis, K-State, and Oklahoma
Attending: Oklahoma for the killer waves, brah!

cGPA: 1.78 peeps.
sGPA: 1.5, that's so gnarly!

My girl asked if that works like golf, I told her that I didn't know what golf is, yo.

GRE: 139V/133Q/2.5 AW

Veterinary Hours:

10,000- I chill with this dude and I give him some of my research and he lets me chill with his snake buddies and other stuff, brah. He fills them up with this white stuff and then they look good as new!
40- I was with this dudette but she kicked me out for trying to take her dog to my buddy. That dog was so funny!
20- I was with this other dudette who stuck her hand up a cow's butt. She got all mad since I tried sticking my head in there. I swear I saw Milli Vanilli!

Research:

I grew my own plants for two years and made some cool stuff. It burned real nice.

Animal experience:

My dog ate my brownies, yo.
I almost got my leg bitten off by a shark, brah! It was totally radical.
My buddy lets me poke his snakes and pet his other animals. That's cool.

Work:

Entrepreneur with my own plant business and expanding to other trades.
Worked at the surf shop since I was a kid. The boss is so tubular.

eLoRs:

1 from the bro who started me in the plant biz.
1 from my buddy with the snakes.
1 from the dude that owns the surf shop.

Other:

I wrote all about wanting to make herbal remedies for animals and junk. That lady's dog was so mellow after a few, man.

 

[Meurks]

1st time applicant
age: 25
sex: yes
applied: everywhere
attending: where the babes at

cGPA: happens
sGPA: who needs science when we have chemistry?

GRE: Is this the same as EDM? Because if so then yes, into it~

Veterinary Hours:
This is a weird question for a dating site....

Research:
Check my google history. Siri knows WHATTTUP

Animal Experience:
I've experienced some animals~

Work:
You mean, twerk right?

eLOR:
I've taken E, what's LOR?

Other:
Send me a message if you're a smart looking girl and stuff.

 

[StartingoverVet]

<bump>

 

[Lanith]

Applicant: 4 year old male shih tzu
Applied: University of Woofsconsin, Madison
Rejected: University of Woofsconsin, Madison
Attending: My house

GPA @ time of application: As in Good Pet Accolades? More than I can count.
Science GPA @ time of application:

Veterinary Experience:
Neutered
Vaccinated
Microchipped

Animal Experience:
A lot of my friends are dogs.

Extracurricular/Community Activities:
Sitting on laps
Pooping

Awards
Rabies Certificate
County Registration

eLORS:
Master
Dr. A*shole-who-stabs-me-with-needles
Groomer lady

Other
Negative for Anaplasma, Ehrlichia, Lyme, and Heartworm.
Bitches call me the Lion Dog

 

[DVMDream]

First time applicant, 45, Male
Applied: CSU, Western, Midwestern, Cornell
Interviewed: From my van
Accepted: Everywhere
Attending: Wherever my van will get most business

GPA: 500 children

GRE: 100V/ 130Q/ 2.0AW, I gave a kid a puppy to take this for me.

Veterinary Hours:

A few of the puppies in the back of my white panel van got into a fight, I fixed em right up!

Research:

Many, many hours sitting in my white panel van watching.....

Animal experience:

I have lots of puppies.
Kids love puppies!

Work:

I don't work. My mom does, I hang out in her basement, or in my van with the puppies and children..

eLoRs:

1 from my mom
2 pictures drawn from the kids, they each got a puppy for drawing me a picture.

Other:

I love puppies, kids love puppies! I love kids!


This one is for @LetItSnow

 

[StartingoverVet]

This one is for @LetItSnow

Pretty sure most of us knew that w/o you stating it explicitly.

 

[DVMDream]

Pretty sure most of us knew that w/o you stating it explicitly.

Most of the regulars, yes. But we also have lurkers and "special people"...

 

[StartingoverVet]

Most of the regulars, yes. But we also have lurkers and "special people"...

i see. in that case, this was a PSA (public service announcement).

 

[jmo1012]

Applicant: 4 year old male shih tzu
Applied: University of Woofsconsin, Madison
Rejected: University of Woofsconsin, Madison
Attending: My house

GPA @ time of application: As in Good Pet Accolades? More than I can count.
Science GPA @ time of application:

Veterinary Experience:
Neutered
Vaccinated
Microchipped

Animal Experience:
A lot of my friends are dogs.

Extracurricular/Community Activities:
Sitting on laps
Pooping

Awards
Rabies Certificate
County Registration

eLORS:
Master
Dr. A*shole-who-stabs-me-with-needles
Groomer lady

Other
Negative for Anaplasma, Ehrlichia, Lyme, and Heartworm.
Bitches call me the Lion Dog

this is brilliant! nice job haha

 

[nyanko]

Applicant: ur mom
Applied: all
Interviewed: so fat interviewed at Davis and Penn AT THE SAME TIME