Orange is the New Black WW - Official Thread

[that redhead]

LOL there was no need to flip a coin, it was clear as day that I am a villager

...if it was so clear, I would have voted for philliab.

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[Cyndia]

It is a suspicious and paranoid day at Litchfield penitentiary. With so few inmates left, everyone is pointing fingers at one another. "We're all convicts here!!! Anyone could have been the killer!!!" shouts one inmate. "Well, I'm suspicious of allie!" says another. "No, no, I think it's philliab!" "Please, it's definitely devyn!!... and where the heck is LIS?!? He's being so MIA, that seems like a convenient excuse".

Accusations continue to fly wildly, and eventually, it seems like Allie is the clear winner. "I swear I'm innocent.. I was almost killed last night!!!" she yells out, "Why the hell won't anybody listen to me!??!". Philliab kindly comes up to her and says, "here now, ignore the others, lets go back to your bunk for a bit and maybe this will all blow over". Allie nods, still moping, and walks off towards her bunk with Philliab close in tow. The other inmates are left behind, still arguing in the rec room. As they finally make it to her bunk, allie continues grumbling to herself, angrily making her bed, loudly enough that she doesn't hear Philliab pull something out from behind the opposing bunk bed. All of a sudden, she hears the revving of a saw. "What the-- !?!?!" are the last words that will ever come out of her mouth. Philliab, Norma Romano converted to Joe Caputo, evilly slaps allie straight across the face with a chainsaw. Then, to add insult to injury, she shivs her straight afterwards. Dead is allie8607, Taystee, who had the ability to avoid one kill by having her appeal pass. Philliab dusts off her hands, and stalks off to her next prey..

Meanwhile, in the rec room, devyn is still standing around with LIS, who appears to have nodded off in the corner (he was tired after a long day, has nothing to do with his age or anything...). He is so asleep that he doesn't hear the sounds of devyn pulling an electrical cord out from behind the couch. Whistling cheerfully, and daydreaming about the next pint of beer she's planning to down for lunch, she wraps the cord a few times sturdily around LIS's hands and feet to keep him from struggling, not that it's really needed (he's still asleep!). Still whistling, she drags him over to the kitchen and starts filling up the industrial sink with water. Somehow she manages to hoist him up and tosses him into the sink. FINALLY he sputters awake.. "devyn... devyn what are you doing!?!?!" he exclaims. Devyn, Poussey Washington converted to Natalie Figueroa bursts out laughing. "Something I should have done a looooong time ago!! Seriously. No one gives a crap about your wedding." and with that, she tosses a hairdryer into the sink. Zap! Dead is LIS, Lorna Morello, who was just so excited to be married.

Back in the dormitories, TRH is sitting wide eyed in her bed, just like she has every other night. Philliab tries to sneak into her bunk, but accidentally steps on a creaky floorboard, and TRH snaps to attention as she tries to toss her pie straight at her face. Philliab, ever the jack of all trades, nimbly grabs the pie straight out of the air, and quickly jumps on top of TRH, shoving handful after handful of pie down her throat. "THATS what you get for pieing me those other nights, you crazy b****!!" she yells, gleefully. It doesn't take long before TRH finally stops struggling and fades away into a pie filled oblivion. Dead is TRH, Suzanne "Crazy Eyes", who could throw her pie once a night to protect someone.

With all of the inmates finally dead, devyn and philliab joyfully retire to the breakroom. "I wonder how long it's gonna take the heads of the prison to figure out we don't actually have a job to do??" wonders devyn. Philliab cackles gleefully, "Ah they'll never figure it out. C'mon! Let's go watch some TV, I hear the new season of Orange is the New Black is starting." The two guards relocate to the rumpus room and happily switch on the TV.

And this is why you never wanna be in prison.. because there, the guards are always the winners. Game over. WOLVES WIN!!!

The Blacks
1. @devyn - Poussey Washington, converted to Natalie Figueroa
2. @LetItSnow - Lorna Morello
3. @Philliab - Norma Romano, converted to Joe Caputo

The Golden Girls
1. @allieh8607 - Taystee

The Others
1. @that redhead -Suzanne "Crazy Eyes"

The deceased:
98cats - Sophia burset
wildcatj - Daya Diaz
UFprevet12 - Janae Watson
Summerthelynx - Red
thedrjojo - Pennsatucky revived.
Nyanko - Gloria Mendoza
Rwwilliams - Yoga Jones
WildZoo- Tricia
dyachei- Sister Ingalls
Wolfspeaker - Aleida Diaz
DVMDream - Alex Vause
Lissarae06 - Piper Chapman
Swingnsave - Miss Claudette
Shortnsweet - John Bennett
Escalla - Big Boo
Aggiegirl88 - Nicky Nichols
bluesails -Larry Bloom
Flim Flam Man - Sam Healy
orca2011 - Susan Fischer
Willowleaf - George "Pornstache" Mendez

 

[Cyndia]

Thank you guys so much for playing my first game!! Had such a good time, hope you didn't mind the few little kinks that came up. Mod sheet will be posted soon

 

[devyn]

Yay we winned!!!!!

Thanks Cyndia and kaydubs!


I cursed Phil's Lab hard when she converted me, but we somehow managed to finish this out.

 

[Philliab]

Love the write up Cyndia!

 

[allieh8607]

Philliab you sneaky little devil. When I told you I was suspicious of you, had you been converted yet?

 

[shortnsweet]

Phil was converted night 4.


YAY WOLVES!!!!

 

[Cyndia]

Here's the mod sheet if you guys want to know more:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AowUMTLqa4c5dENyOWx1ZmVJOGdqdUkxT3BzTUhHWXc&usp=sharing

as well as a detailed description of roles/items:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qS1_mCgQJIJMk-EILMKB8xYpZDdKa1bAbjll44_1_d0/edit?usp=sharing

 

[DVMDream]

Good game, Cyndia and kaydubs...

 

[Cyndia]

I was very worried for a while there that the game was going to end very early on.. I think Phil was on her own for a good 2 or 3 lynches before she got a conversion, so well done!

Also I promise everything was 100% RNGed (didn't take into account avatars or anything). I was very frustrated when people kept deciding not to use neptunes produce though, it was the only way to bring items into the game

 

[SummerTheLynx]

Great game Cyndia. I kind of figured afterwards that either devyn or phil were the wolves, but I didn't expect both tbh haha. Also thought TRH was chaos with crazy eyes, very glad I didn't reveal that thought. And Cyndia, did anyone attempt to pass me the box of produce? And was it possible to pass items (just unlikely), or was it completely impossible?

 

[thedrjojo]

Damn you trh for not protecting me the day I came back

 

[Cyndia]

Great game Cyndia. I kind of figured afterwards that either devyn or phil were the wolves, but I didn't expect both tbh haha. Also thought TRH was chaos with crazy eyes, very glad I didn't reveal that thought. And Cyndia, did anyone attempt to pass me the box of produce? And was it possible to pass items (just unlikely), or was it completely impossible?

No attempts, but it wouldn't have been possible in the game (everything was preset to just be by RNG). Super frustrating though! Didn't realise how long it was going to take to finally get an item into the game haha.

 

[StartingoverVet]

Wow, just wow.

Sorry but how could Allie had been a wolf? Were you thinking the wolves attacked one of their own this late in the game to gain cred…. . The writeup was pretty clear it was lynch avoidance.

I was amazed. Good job wolves.

 

[StartingoverVet]

Cyndia:

Pensataucky was the seer? That is crazy. Figured she 1oo% had to be a wolf.

And John Bennett a wolf. SMH.

You scare me.

 

[StartingoverVet]

I will miss LIS' wedding cakes.

 

[SummerTheLynx]

Cyndia:

Pensataucky was the seer? That is crazy. Figured she 1oo% had to be a wolf.

And John Bennett a wolf. SMH.

You scare me.

Well late series John Bennett would be a wolf, early series John Bennett would be a villager.

 

[shortnsweet]

Well late series John Bennett would be a wolf, early series John Bennett would be a villager.

Yeahhh.....fighting that was hard. I thought I maybe might have possibly swung DVM when I said I could rez.

 

[Cyndia]

I just went with the easy designations of guard and inmate.. really wished I'd done it differently later on though. Ah well. And of course pennsatucky was the seer! Even if the girl is psycho, she was one of my favorites..

 

[StartingoverVet]

I just went with the easy designations of guard and inmate.. really wished I'd done it differently later on though. Ah well. And of course pennsatucky was the seer! Even if the girl is psycho, she was one of my favorites..

like i said… you scare me.

 

[StartingoverVet]

Well late series John Bennett would be a wolf, early series John Bennett would be a villager.

there was only one season right?
I don't see how he became bad at all.

 

[SummerTheLynx]

there was only one season right?
I don't see how he became bad at all.

Yeah, he started just being obnoxious towards days by the end of it, granted for good reasons. Also the red thing as well. I would be more specific in both cases, but i don't want to be a spoiler

 

[Escalla]

So.....what would the vibrating toothbrush have done as an item?

 

[Escalla]

Thanks Cyndia and kaydubs! I had fun.

 

[StartingoverVet]

So.....what would the vibrating toothbrush have done as an item?

Yes… enquiring minds want to know.

 

[that redhead]

Sorry again Allie and sorry for failing the villagers

 

[kaydubs]

Thanks for the fun, ya'll! Woo & kudos to Cyndia

 

[Philliab]

Thanks mods! The whole gif/pic thing was fun yet tough.

It was a nail biter to the end for us, and I have no clue why anyone would trust me anymore. How many games straight have I been a wolf? 5-6 or so? And I'm pretty sure I'm just getting more bloodthirsty.

 

[Cyndia]

Thanks mods! The whole gif/pic thing was fun yet tough.

It was a nail biter to the end for us, and I have no clue why anyone would trust me anymore. How many games straight have I been a wolf? 5-6 or so? And I'm pretty sure I'm just getting more bloodthirsty.

Seriously, I'm going to just lynch you first from here on out. Also, if you'd stayed as norma, I was actually going to restore all of your speaking privileges at some point. Not that you needed it

 

[StartingoverVet]

Seriously, I'm going to just lynch you first from here on out. Also, if you'd stayed as norma, I was actually going to restore all of your speaking privileges at some point. Not that you needed it

would she have to "sing" all her text after that?

 

[Philliab]

would she have to "sing" all her text after that?

Ugh that would be horrible!

 

[swingnsave]

Wow good game cyndia & kaydubs! It was very entertaining!

 

[Escalla]

Yes… enquiring minds want to know.

I think she ignored us. Hehe

 

[StartingoverVet]

I think she ignored us. Hehe

maybe she is busy with her toothbrush.

 

[Escalla]

maybe she is busy with her toothbrush.

 

[Cyndia]

Hey hey now, I just believe in good dental hygiene.... it can be a lot of fun sometimes...

 

[Escalla]

Hey hey now, I just believe in good dental oral hygiene.... it can be a lot of fun sometimes...

fify

 

[Escalla]

Hey hey now, I just believe in good dental hygiene.... it can be a lot of fun sometimes...

Still haven't answered the question btw.

 

[Cyndia]

Oh you'll just have to wait till the next game to see what it can do! Can't give away my secrets...

 

[UFprevet12]

Wow, what an ending! Great game @Cyndia and @kaydubs! It was my first real WW and I'm surprised I lasted as long as I did lol. Thanks again! Can't wait for the next one.

 

[StartingoverVet]

Wow, what an ending! Great game @Cyndia and @kaydubs! It was my first real WW and I'm surprised I lasted as long as I did lol. Thanks again! Can't wait for the next one.

Oh. I am hurt.
I guess it was fake hours I spent modding.

<puts UFprevet in his notebook for getting crappiest role in next game>

 

[WildZoo]

Great game mods! Sad that the wolves have won both games I've played, but there's always next time. I probably wouldn't have guessed Phil and Devyn were the wolves either

 

[UFprevet12]

Oh. I am hurt.
I guess it was fake hours I spent modding.

<puts UFprevet in his notebook for getting crappiest role in next game>

Hey I didn't mean it like that! I meant by actually getting to play this game and not dying on the first night!

 

[thedrjojo]

Wolves, why did you kill me? I thought for sure no one would think pennsatucky was a seer, that's why I went with role reveal route

 

[Escalla]

Wolves, why did you kill me? I thought for sure no one would think pennsatucky was a seer, that's why I went with role reveal route

You were wolf seer'd as the seer N1.

 

[thedrjojo]

Why the feck would the wolves seer me n1? I was a fecking crazy lady, unless they were hoping I'd be auto converted somehow?!?

 

[Flim Flam Man]

Why the feck would the wolves seer me n1? I was a fecking crazy lady, unless they were hoping I'd be auto converted somehow?!?

Because you were in my group. I know nothing about the show, so, didn't matter to me how you were acting.

 

[wolfspeaker]

It's a good thing for the wolves that y'all decided to gang lynch me, even thinking I was a villager. I would have nailed your arses and villagers might have won. (STL can confirm, we've been chitchatting)

SMDH.

 

[Philliab]

It's a good thing for the wolves that y'all decided to gang lynch me, even thinking I was a villager. I would have nailed your arses and villagers might have won. (STL can confirm, we've been chitchatting)

SMDH.

Big talk don't mean diddly-squat.

 

[StartingoverVet]

Gotta kind of agree with Phil here…
It always seems easy to find the wolves when you are outside the game… it seems we lose our minds in these WW games.