Orthodontists: What is a typical day like?

[versace]

Hi orthos, I was wondering what you do in a typical day, what hours you have, what procedures you do, etc

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[catalysts]

Why don't you shadow one of your in-house ortho's at Greenberg Dental?

 

[Miley Cyrus.]

Typical ortho day:
1) Start day by waking up next to a hot, naked supermodel lying next to you in bed after a night of 'fun'.
2) Caviar and Cognac for 9AM breakfast.
3) See new patients in morning. $50k per new patient braces. Patients include all the famous celebrities and hot girls.
4) Go to lunch with a new, different supermodel and 'blow off some steam'
5) Return to office. See a couple of patients.
6) Pop some champagne to celebrate the end of the day with your smokin hot secretary. Take her back to your place (you know what happens next).
7) Get home to $500 gourmet dinner.
8) Go to fancy nightclub in my Ferrari, party with the all the hot supermodels.
9) Get home at 2 AM.
10) Repeat above for half the year. Party for the rest of the year in Monaco.

Salary is about $5,214,326.00 per year.
Let me know if you have any questions.

 

[versace]

Booze, women, luxury sports cars, money, prestige, partying, and a little bit of ortho

My man

 

[Silent Cool]

Typical ortho day:
1) Start day by waking up next to a hot, naked supermodel lying next to you in bed after a night of 'fun'.
2) Caviar and Cognac for 9AM breakfast.
3) See new patients in morning. $50k per new patient braces. Patients include all the famous celebrities and hot girls.
4) Go to lunch with a new, different supermodel and 'blow off some steam'
5) Return to office. See a couple of patients.
6) Pop some champagne to celebrate the end of the day with your smokin hot secretary. Take her back to your place (you know what happens next).
7) Get home to $500 gourmet dinner.
8) Go to fancy nightclub in my Ferrari, party with the all the hot supermodels.
9) Get home at 2 AM.
10) Repeat above for half the year. Party for the rest of the year in Monaco.

Salary is about $5,214,326.00 per year.
Let me know if you have any questions.

Oh, Miley

 

[DaleDoback]

Typical ortho day:
1) Start day by waking up next to a hot, naked supermodel lying next to you in bed after a night of 'fun'.
2) Caviar and Cognac for 9AM breakfast.
3) See new patients in morning. $50k per new patient braces. Patients include all the famous celebrities and hot girls.
4) Go to lunch with a new, different supermodel and 'blow off some steam'
5) Return to office. See a couple of patients.
6) Pop some champagne to celebrate the end of the day with your smokin hot secretary. Take her back to your place (you know what happens next).
7) Get home to $500 gourmet dinner.
8) Go to fancy nightclub in my Ferrari, party with the all the hot supermodels.
9) Get home at 2 AM.
10) Repeat above for half the year. Party for the rest of the year in Monaco.

Salary is about $5,214,326.00 per year.
Let me know if you have any questions.

This is pure gold. Phenomenal post.

Somewhere in there, doesn't an orthodontist need to make room for a surgeon like me to kiss his/her ass?

 

[versace]

This is pure gold. Phenomenal post.

Somewhere in there, doesn't an orthodontist need to make room for a surgeon like me to kiss his/her ass?

That's implied

 

[jippyslim]

Typical ortho day:
1) Start day by waking up next to a hot, naked supermodel lying next to you in bed after a night of 'fun'.
2) Caviar and Cognac for 9AM breakfast.
3) See new patients in morning. $50k per new patient braces. Patients include all the famous celebrities and hot girls.
4) Go to lunch with a new, different supermodel and 'blow off some steam'
5) Return to office. See a couple of patients.
6) Pop some champagne to celebrate the end of the day with your smokin hot secretary. Take her back to your place (you know what happens next).
7) Get home to $500 gourmet dinner.
8) Go to fancy nightclub in my Ferrari, party with the all the hot supermodels.
9) Get home at 2 AM.
10) Repeat above for half the year. Party for the rest of the year in Monaco.

Salary is about $5,214,326.00 per year.
Let me know if you have any questions.

Or, how about Dan Balzerian bending wires?

 

[versace]

Guaranteed sex three times a day...nice, that's only one more than what I have now

 

[DaleDoback]

That's implied

Right, because you know all about the private world. For someone who asks sooooooooo many questions, you know so much already. Relax kid, the adults are talking.

Every thread you start gets shut down because you pick a fight with someone.

 

[versace]

Right, because you know all about the private world. For someone who asks sooooooooo many questions, you know so much already. Relax kid, the adults are talking.

Every thread you start gets shut down because you pick a fight with someone.

Look buddy, I'm sorry that you get offended so easily, maybe just take some deep breaths and count to 10?

 

[OG1]

Basically, this is my day: From 8-5, I shuffle from chair to chair dealing with crazy moms and stressing about a schedule that's running behind. Then I go home and stress about the business and increasing competition. Then I talk to a general dentist friend about the second molar crown prep they just cut and I am suddenly thankful for my job.

 

[CaliDDS1986]

Basically, this is my day: From 8-5, I shuffle from chair to chair dealing with crazy moms and stressing about a schedule that's running behind. Then I go home and stress about the business and increasing competition. Then I talk to a general dentist friend about the second molar crown prep they just cut and I am suddenly thankful for my job.

All the kids that went to ortho in my class couldn't do dentistry to save their lives. Then they complain about how hard General was and how they don't miss it. General dentistry in dental school sucks. Cutting a second molar after the 50th time you have done it is mindless. A lot of orthos rag on GPs that we can't do ortho or that General dentists is so hard. General is pretty easy once you keep at it and know when to refer. Plus it's instant money, no need to wait for a case to be done.