Post your dental jokes and puns here please

[hellofuturedentists]

Oooo, a lighthearted, non application related thread.

1 point for a joke
2 points for a good pun
3 points for an extra impressive pun

Disclaimer: Your point total can't be added to AADSAS. Sorry dudes.

I'll start with a joke I stole from the first page that popped up when I googled "dentist jokes":
Q: What does an orthodontist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself

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[Dr Dimbsa]

What time did the patient go to the dentist?
At "tooth hurty"

 

[virtualmaster999]

How much does a molar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm __________.

 

[hellofuturedentists]

What time did the patient go to the dentist?
At "tooth hurty"

Took a grand total of 5 minutes for this joke to be posted. Nice lol

 

[deleted659902]

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.

























And a mop.

 

[OSUkid]

What time did the patient go to the dentist?
At "tooth hurty"

I don't understand why I'm laughing so much at this lol

 

[OSUkid]

 

[hellofuturedentists]

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.

























And a mop.

Hahaha ok that one took me a minute.

 

[RuffDay]

I can't think of any

 

[wildzodiac]

Hey girl I'm a dentist. Do you mind if I probe around with my "explorer?"

 

[rendal]

Which state's residents have the best oral hygiene?
Fluoride-a

 

[hellofuturedentists]

Kind of snorted when I found this one but I love it

 

[FloorMatt]

What do you call a tooth in a liter of water?

A 1 molar solution.

 

[OSUkid]

 

[OSUkid]

This is the worst

 

[hellofuturedentists]

This is the worst

My friends specifically tell me not to do this in the future. That's all they say when I talk about applying to dental school haha

 

[virtualmaster999]

My friends specifically tell me not to do this in the future. That's all they say when I talk about applying to dental school haha

Dentist (digging into mouth of patient): Hey! Long time no see, how's the family doing?
Patient: Gwahhh gwahhhh waghahhh guaaa guaa
Dentist: Very nice, great to hear!

I always chuckled at this haha.

 

[OrphanageCaretaker]

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Kind of snorted when I found this one but I love it

LMAOOOOO

 

[OrphanageCaretaker]

100 points if you tell any of the aforementioned puns to an adcom during an interview and they manage to laugh

 

[OrphanageCaretaker]

What does the Dentist of the Year get?

A little plaque

 

[hellofuturedentists]

100 points if you tell any of the aforementioned puns to an adcom during an interview and they manage to laugh

And you have to report back here.....so we can all do it

 

[predent_mathlete]

100 points if you tell any of the aforementioned puns to an adcom during an interview and they manage to laugh

When I get nervous I make TERRIBLE jokes. It's bad enough that my friends call me the one who thinks she's funny but isn't. So it's very likely I'll have cringe worthy joke stories if I get lucky enough to have an interview.

 

[wheezelaugh]

Pick up line:

Are you a dentist?
Cause I need someone to fill my cavities.

 

[HuskyUC]

What did the dentist say to Tiger Woods?

"You have a hole in one. "



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[hellofuturedentists]

Pick up line:

Are you a dentist?
Cause I need someone to fill my cavities.

Omg. I love it.

 

[lazyindy]

hey babe I put the D in dentist

Just thought of this. kinda lame I know

 

[sjv]

Dentist/Hygienist: "When was the last time you flossed?"


Patient: "You should know, you were there."

 

[DentalLonghorn2014]

When my interviewer asks, "Do you have any questions for me?", I'm going to read this post to him/her.

 

[Confused1617]

What kind of bear has no teeth?

A gummy bear...

 

[OSUkid]

Dentist/Hygienist: "When was the last time you flossed?"


Patient: "You should know, you were there."

LOOOL so true

 

[Bucks783]

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?


A molar bear

 

[3rdgenDDS]

 

[virtualmaster999]

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Lmao you made my night

 

[3rdgenDDS]

Lmao you made my night

 

[andreea.lucas]

Hello everyone, I will like to know where can I find the requirements for dental exams in USA? I'm studying in Romania Dental Medicine and after I will finish I want to be a doctor in USA. It's someone who can help me with details, please?


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[Bucks783]

Hello everyone, I will like to know where can I find the requirements for dental exams in USA? I'm studying in Romania Dental Medicine and after I will finish I want to be a doctor in USA. It's someone who can help me with details, please?


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Definitely not on this thread

 

[oralcare123]

Maybe it was a joke?

 

[hellofuturedentists]

Bump

 

[the6kid]

Let's hope this never happens to us...

 

[the6kid]

 

[ncide]

 

[DC206R]

HAHA I like that one. ^

 

[confidentandgood]

The real reason everyone hates dentists.

 

[hellofuturedentists]

The real reason everyone hates dentists.

Lol what did I just watch? This looks like it was buried deep inside of youtube

 

[Toothout]

hey babe I put the D in dentist

Just thought of this. kinda lame I know

 

[Toothout]

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How I feel about the joke:
How I feel when that happens

 

[DC206R]

^^ My sentiments exactly

 

[ncide]

 

[Toothout]

Omg

 

[SrJulio]

cute