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A gunman enters your ER ....
Let me modify your hypothetical scenario slightly, for the ethics portion of oral Boards next year:
A gunman (uninsured) looking for the admin office accidentally enters your ER while you are on duty 5 minutes before your night shift (7 of 7) ends, at a time that your waiting room is 30 patients deep, on a night the department coffee machine is filled with decaf. He opens fire, killing and wounding several people, one of whom is your spouse who works as a nurse there, and who dies 3 days prior to sending in a $500,000 life insurance packet. Your most reliable security guard Butch, who is one week from full retirement with a cushy grandfathered-in pension, and who happens to also mow your lawn insanely well for an un-frickin-believably low price, heroically takes him down with a sleeper-hold, yet due to the intensity of the struggle combined with his underlying coronary disease, flatlines in the process, leaving you with absolutely no lawn guy post-nights in mid-summer. Despite your ambivalence, you stay over shift and save the life of the intruder because from your disaster training, you determine that amongst all of the victims he is younger, still has vital signs and is clearly is the most salvageable, plus with EMTALA and being single coverage you're stuck (and you could use the RVUs). Amazingly, he lives to discharge, with fully intact neuro-status, however, in his Press-Ganey survey he dings you for not thinking to give him a Sierra mist, meal tray and Vicodin 6-pack to go like you gave "the homeless dude with a toothache" in the room next to his. Your ED director, who's trippin' balls 'cause C-suite has been all over his @ss lately due to metrics and volume being down 2 weeks before contract negotiations peak, confronts you. What's your next step?
"Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days indeed -- most peculiar, mama" - Nobody Told Me, John Lennon
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