SDN Acceptance Predictor?

[lhmhtd]

It has hair color options like "ginger" listed. Is it some kind of a joke?

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[Animal Midwife]

Today's April 1st...

 

[Mad Jack]

I was excited to do this until it started asking my hair color, with options like "ginger" listed. Is it some kind of a joke?

It's 300% legit. Those without souls have a substantially reduced chance of acceptance.

 

[lhmhtd]

Ahhh. Didn't think SDN could do that

 

[lhmhtd]

Ya know, call out gingers and whatnot.

 

[KCgophervet]

It has hair color options like "ginger" listed. Is it some kind of a joke?

Well it is April 1st...

Edit: Ninja'd...

 

[Mad Jack]

Ya know, call out gingers and whatnot.

Given that it's a well-established evidence-based admission protocol, I wouldn't really call it "calling out."

 

[lhmhtd]

I guess I am just wanting to know what color to dye my hair when I go to interviews.

 

[WildZoo]

I guess I am just wanting to know what color to dye my hair when I go to interviews.

Dull brown of course

 

[Filly Bay]

I just filled that out for fun.

 

[hazelmoo]

I guess I am just wanting to know what color to dye my hair when I go to interviews.

Blondes always have more fun...

 

[Filly Bay]

My Results:

"Students with this score generally match to these forum comments:"

-I think cleaning stables fits you better than veterinary school.
-Consider geology, you shouldn't go near living things.
-Your chances are meh.
-You need way way more experience.
-Consider opening a doggy daycare instead.

I guess I should drop out now and ask my parents for my barn job back

 

[WildZoo]

"How many friends do you have in real life?"
Note: Your mother doesn't count

 

[rockatiel]

Did it for the lulz.

it told me two W's was too many to accepted... I was getting real heated until I realized what day it was.

 

[WildZoo]

My Results:

"Students with this score generally match to these forum comments:"

-I think cleaning stables fits you better than veterinary school.
-Consider geology, you shouldn't go near living things.
-Your chances are meh.
-You need way way more experience.
-Consider opening a doggy daycare instead.

I guess I should drop out now and ask my parents for my barn job back

I got those minus "Your chances are meh" and plus "Special snowflake status detected"

 

[Filly Bay]

"How many friends do you have in real life?"
Note: Your mother doesn't count

I know! I was like, hey, my husband has to count at least! Right? Righhhtt??

 

[dyachei]

I got those minus "Your chances are meh" and plus "Special snowflake status detected"

I may or may not have contributed to these responses...

 

[WardenN7]

This quiz made my morning. "How many times have you worn scrubs to organic chemistry?"

 

[rockatiel]

"Have you considered a career as a veterinary technician?"

"Consider geology, you shouldn't go near living things."

"You would be more successful running a dog walking service."

"Consider opening a doggy daycare instead."


What killed me was when it asked how many friends you had IRL. "Your mother doesn't count"

 

[Filly Bay]

This quiz made my morning. "How many times have you worn scrubs to organic chemistry?"

Number of selfies? It's important. Pls tell.

 

[hazelmoo]

LOLOL dead!!

 

[heyyimhayley]

OMG I did this this morning for fun, and got a stupid answer and didn't even realize it was a joke... I'm slow.

It has hair color options like "ginger" listed. Is it some kind of a joke?

When I said I was blonde, it said something like "that's not the hair color of 95% of applicants, please select your natural hair color."

"Have you considered a career as a veterinary technician?"

"Consider geology, you shouldn't go near living things."

"You would be more successful running a dog walking service."

"Consider opening a doggy daycare instead."


What killed me was when it asked how many friends you had IRL. "Your mother doesn't count"

Mine said:
Your SDN forum score is
93
Students with this score generally match to these forum comments:

"Consider applying to medical school instead"

"I think cleaning stables fits you better than veterinary school."

"Take a few years to gain experience before applying."

"Your chances are meh."

"Working for a pet grooming service can be just as rewarding as becoming a veterinarian and also more realistic for you."

 

[Animal Midwife]

"Have you considered a career as a veterinary technician?"

"Consider applying to medical school instead."

"Special snowflake status detected."

"Your chances are meh."

"Take a few years to gain experience before applying."

 

[mmmdreamerz]

I just did it for fun after reading this thread. The "how seriously do you take your academic performance section" was hilarious.

 

[DVMDream]

I don't have the link to take it. :/

 

[battie]

I think cleaning stables fits you better than veterinary school.
Consider geology, you shouldn't go near living things.
Special snowflake status detected.
Your chances are meh.
Take a few years to gain experience before applying.

How many different responses are there?

 

[missdarjeeling]

"General Understanding of Numerics for New Exceptional Recruits." Ha.

 

[rockatiel]

I don't have the link to take it. :/

http://www.studentdoctor.net/2016/0...erstanding-numerics-new-exceptional-recruits/

Does this work?

 

[WildZoo]

I may or may not have contributed to these responses...

I figured as soon as I saw it

 

[mmmdreamerz]

"General Understanding of Numerics for New Exceptional Recruits." Ha.

G.U.N.N.E.R.

Hahahaha

 

[Glammyre]

Oh, this was hilarious . I hope SDN archives it so people can play with it later.

Let's see... my score was 17. I was told I need more experience, I'm better off cleaning stables, and told to do pet grooming/dog daycare/vet technician. At least I'm not a special snowflake

 

[DVMDream]

http://www.studentdoctor.net/2016/0...erstanding-numerics-new-exceptional-recruits/

Does this work?

Yes!

Woot! I got special snowflake status!

Also, it won't take old GRE scores. I had to make up a random GRE score because I don't understand the new GRE grading.

 

[heyyimhayley]

Yes!

Woot! I got special snowflake status!

Also, it won't take old GRE scores. I had to make up a random GRE score because I don't understand the new GRE grading.

It won't take a new GRE score either. I had to give it for 1 section...

 

[vetmedhead]

For number of hours spent doing extracurriculars per week, one of the options is more hours than there are in a week.

Also, I don't sit in the loser seats! I obviously drag chairs over to make my own row that's even firster than the first row.

 

[Glammyre]

I'm pretty sure it asks for new scores no matter what you input. After all, it's calculating how much of a loser you are, so the (presumably good) scores you imputed first are obviously too high.

All of the med school ones I saw told me I should go to a Caribbean school (although I got the same questions, sadly). Anyone else try for other professional schools?

 

[DVMDream]

It won't take a new GRE score either. I had to give it for 1 section...

I think I finally put 160 in there and it accepted that. My 610 was "too high to be a real GRE score"

 

[Rozzieray]

For number of hours spent doing extracurriculars per week, one of the options is more hours than there are in a week.

Also, I don't sit in the loser seats! I obviously drag chairs over to make my own row that's even firster than the first row.

I picked the loser seat. I heard that seat came with snacks

 

[WildZoo]

For the GRE score I just added mine for the sections so I would have one number to put in. Still told me I must have made a mistake later on haha

 

[Glammyre]

Ooh... I just got "special snowflake" to show up for Pharmacy School!

 

[heyyimhayley]

I think I finally put 160 in there and it accepted that. My 610 was "too high to be a real GRE score"

Yeah I tried my composite 316 and it said too high, but then it took 159, which was half the score.

 

[Ashgirl]

I'm pretty sure it asks for new scores no matter what you input. After all, it's calculating how much of a loser you are, so the (presumably good) scores you imputed first are obviously too high.

All of the med school ones I saw told me I should go to a Caribbean school (although I got the same questions, sadly). Anyone else try for other professional schools?

I tried the med school one and got:

"If you had any shot, you kind of killed it"

"Maybe you should become a chiropractor instead"

"I hear NPs can do everything doctors can. You should think about nursing school"

"give up all hope"

 

[battie]

I gave it my average GRE percentage

 

[LetItSnow]

Special snowflakes may report to my thread for indoctrination.

 

[twelvetigers]

I got a 20. Of course, I made everything up, so.

I put 42 for my GRE score and it told me that was too high, so I changed it to 42 and it took that.

 

[deleted676737]

"Based on our data, any amount of "W"s result in no acceptances. Please reselect before continuing."

I got a 93, woo!

"Special snowflake status detected."

"Working for a pet grooming service can be just as rewarding as becoming a veterinarian and also more realistic for you."

"Your chances are meh."

"Take a few years to gain experience before applying."

"Have you considered a career as a veterinary technician?"

I've always wanted to be a special snowflake! Mission accomplished.

 

[rockatiel]

I wanna be a special snowflake

 

[dyachei]

I wanna be a special snowflake

and this is the problem with society today

 

[Cephal0pod]

I got a score of 98! Of course, I also reported that I have served in 17 3rd world countries.

 

[Devastating]

"number of children helped" And yeah the GRE part didn't work with my composite score, only when I put one section's score...

Your SDN forum score is
15
Students with this score generally match to these forum comments:
Take a few years to gain experience before applying.

Consider geology, you shouldn't go near living things.

Consider opening a doggy daycare instead.

Special snowflake status detected.

Your chances are meh.

 

[vetmedhead]

I also love that the family income options jump from $30,000 to $200,000-$400,000 a year.