That isn't very many my friend. And this isn't a dick swinging contest.
Ummm... that
is a lot. And I'm not the one who started swinging the dick.
Secondly, I started to think I was getting good at them after maybe the first 100 I did -- not including the ones I did in residency (back sometime before 2007) -- but then I started to get
really good. Repetitively I figured out the mistakes other people routinely make when they try to do it. I've even talked about this before on this forum. I don't **** around. I do it exactly as I described. And the nurses know to have all the stuff ready because it's going to be ready to be hooked-up about 30 seconds after I walk in the room.
So, some people are really good at getting the spinal on the first stick... every time. Some people can put an epidural in a 600 lbs. parturient who is at 10-cm and flopping around like an epileptic having a grand mal seizure... with one arm tied behind their back. Some people can intubate a gravid fire ant... blindfolded.
I'm telling you, a-lines to me are like a quickly-solved Rubik's cube to others. I've figured it out and I don't struggle. You practice enough with the right technique and you're going to get good at it and get it -- every time.
So I'm not going to apologize for that. And I
don't have complications. That's why I
always look with an ultrasound. I know that those of you who truly want to pull out and swing your dicks think it's macho not to use one. Here's a tip: if you can't see the artery pulsing with the ultrasound don't waste your time. And put it more proximally. I bet your complication rate drops to
zero -- like mine -- if you start doing that. So, put your penis away.
This "study" is *****ic. I'm sick of *****s trying to change how I practice when they should be listening to advice on how to get better at their technique instead. Haven't lost a thumb. Haven't had an infection. Haven't had an aneurysm (cause I haven't done a through-and-through since before 2008). If it suddenly happens after, I dunno, probably 1,400 of them, you'll be the first to know, Mman. I promise.