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On call. Just got asked the following question by a patient(the guy was totally serious too): "Dr., is it possible to catch HIV from being in the firing line of someone's wet fart?"
DOtobe said:One day I went up to one of the floors and asked the secretary if a patient had arrived on the floor yet, because I was going to be doing his admission.
She told me no, and then asked me, "Are you family?"
I don't know what part of my white coat with my name embroidered on it, my hospital ID that said "family practice resident," and the stethoscope around my neck she didn't understand.
lvspro said:It's all good though. I used to fart in the break room cushions, and get up slowly so as to store my vapors in the cushion. Nothing would give me more pleasure than watching a resident sit in the chair, and all of their colleagues turning their heads toward said resident in disapproval.
McGillGrad said:All class, all of the time
monkey7247 said:While this certainly can't hang with some of the stuff you guys posted, I have an attending that must have wet dreams thinking about organic chemistry. Today he was going over alcoholic ketoacidosis and asked me "Is that an S1 or S2 reaction?"
hermione said:I love questions like this. I actually take pleasure in saying "I have absolutely no idea". I think it takes all the fun out it for the sick bastard who asked it just to watch the med student/resident squirm. I say it with pride, too. Because there is NO REASON for us to know that, and I love it!!
quideam said:A molar pregnancy is a form of cancer? I thought it was a placental abnormality...??
lvspro said:oops, didn't catch the sarcasm, and decided to edit it after the sarcasm sank thru my unusually dense calvarium.
Hey that rhymes
I guess if I flop medicine, I can always rap.
quideam said:No, I was serious... I know that a molar pregnancy can turn into metastatic cancer (in a small percentage of patients), but I don't think that's the actual 'definition' - as in, most are non-cancerous and confined to the uterus.
DOgator said:"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more? "