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this one is actually something i've learned from patients. and it's not funny. i'm quite serious about it. i'm in the midwest. the very midwest. lots of cowboys. and not the kind from brokeback mountain.
anyway. don't participate in rodeos. that's what i've learned. the most horrible and most painful things i've ever seen were both the result of rodeo injuries (one quite recently, hence the post).
most horrible thing i've seen:
guy got bucked off of a bull which was then mauling and kicking the **** out of him. the bull jumped and landed right on the guys sternum with one of it's hoofs. the hoof punched right through the the sternum and ripped the right side of the heart and mediastinum apart. there was a perfect hole punched into this guys chest through his sternum. the damage was unbelievably extensive and i don't think that even if this would have happened in an OR with two cardiothoracic attendings right there that the pt would have had a shot. as it was, it was like a 15 minute transport to the hospital and the guy was long gone by the time he got to the ED. i've never seen so much blood. we met the ambulence and the back of the truck and paramedics were completely covered. the pt had lost most of his blood volume. anyway, it really sticks out in my mind as one of the worst traumatic injuries i've ever seen.
the most painful thing:
this poor guy recently defined 10/10 pain for me. he was bucked off of a horse and landed on his sacral area (this adds up to like a 8+ foot fall). he showed up and was just completely writhing in pain. he was a bad ass looking cowboy, and his was screaming and crying in pain. not whimpy crying like some people do, this was the real thing. it's that sound that just makes the hair on your neck stand up. anyway, he couldn't bear wieght or stand b/c of the pain, couldn't sit, couldn't lie on his back. the only thing he could handle was laying on stomach and even that was excruiciating. we cut off the shirt and pants and though there was no visible deformity, you could watch the muscles in his back and right thigh going through these big spasms that looked just aweful. couldn't get him in a good position for the l-spine series on plain film even after a bunch (and i mean a bunch) of demerol and robaxin (IV, not IM). anyway, we CT'ed him and he had transverse process fractures of L2, 3, 4, 5 and he had crushed his sacral hiatus as well. i don't know exactly why this was such a painful ortho injury, i'm guessing because the paraspinal muscles were still connected to the broken transverse process's (wtf is pleural for process?) and spasming so severely. anyway we ended up getting his pain undercontrol with pca dilauded, but he was snowed for several days and still extremely uncomfortable.
so yea, i learned that everyone should stay the **** away from rodeos. seriously. bad things happen which you piss much larger mammals off.
anyway. don't participate in rodeos. that's what i've learned. the most horrible and most painful things i've ever seen were both the result of rodeo injuries (one quite recently, hence the post).
most horrible thing i've seen:
guy got bucked off of a bull which was then mauling and kicking the **** out of him. the bull jumped and landed right on the guys sternum with one of it's hoofs. the hoof punched right through the the sternum and ripped the right side of the heart and mediastinum apart. there was a perfect hole punched into this guys chest through his sternum. the damage was unbelievably extensive and i don't think that even if this would have happened in an OR with two cardiothoracic attendings right there that the pt would have had a shot. as it was, it was like a 15 minute transport to the hospital and the guy was long gone by the time he got to the ED. i've never seen so much blood. we met the ambulence and the back of the truck and paramedics were completely covered. the pt had lost most of his blood volume. anyway, it really sticks out in my mind as one of the worst traumatic injuries i've ever seen.
the most painful thing:
this poor guy recently defined 10/10 pain for me. he was bucked off of a horse and landed on his sacral area (this adds up to like a 8+ foot fall). he showed up and was just completely writhing in pain. he was a bad ass looking cowboy, and his was screaming and crying in pain. not whimpy crying like some people do, this was the real thing. it's that sound that just makes the hair on your neck stand up. anyway, he couldn't bear wieght or stand b/c of the pain, couldn't sit, couldn't lie on his back. the only thing he could handle was laying on stomach and even that was excruiciating. we cut off the shirt and pants and though there was no visible deformity, you could watch the muscles in his back and right thigh going through these big spasms that looked just aweful. couldn't get him in a good position for the l-spine series on plain film even after a bunch (and i mean a bunch) of demerol and robaxin (IV, not IM). anyway, we CT'ed him and he had transverse process fractures of L2, 3, 4, 5 and he had crushed his sacral hiatus as well. i don't know exactly why this was such a painful ortho injury, i'm guessing because the paraspinal muscles were still connected to the broken transverse process's (wtf is pleural for process?) and spasming so severely. anyway we ended up getting his pain undercontrol with pca dilauded, but he was snowed for several days and still extremely uncomfortable.
so yea, i learned that everyone should stay the **** away from rodeos. seriously. bad things happen which you piss much larger mammals off.