I am not a doctor, but a nurse in the ER. Here are some of the stupid things that people have said/done in addition to the many things that others have already mentioned:
1)If you are sitting up smiling, enjoying your meal and walking around the ED without any difficulty, I highly suspect your pain is NOT 10/10.
2)If you can scream at us at the top of your lungs continuously for 10 minutes, you ARE able to breathe.
3)Taking a whole bottle of diet pills at one time will not make you lose weight any faster for that date you have tommorrow night.
4)If you havent had a bowel movement in 2 hours, this does not implicate constipation.
5)No, you may NOT eat if you have come in for "severe" abdominal pain.
6)No, the doctor cannot make the kitchen bring you and your family members some food or hot tea at 3 am.
7) Patient: "Did the doctor tell you to give me this medication?"
Me: "No, I just thought it would be fun to hang Tridal/Heparin/Cardizem/(add your choice of med that will require me to closely moniter the patient and take up most of my time) just for my amusement"
8) "See, I told you I was having a heart attack, look at the monitor, its a flat line"
I could go on forever...
1)If you are sitting up smiling, enjoying your meal and walking around the ED without any difficulty, I highly suspect your pain is NOT 10/10.
2)If you can scream at us at the top of your lungs continuously for 10 minutes, you ARE able to breathe.
3)Taking a whole bottle of diet pills at one time will not make you lose weight any faster for that date you have tommorrow night.
4)If you havent had a bowel movement in 2 hours, this does not implicate constipation.
5)No, you may NOT eat if you have come in for "severe" abdominal pain.
6)No, the doctor cannot make the kitchen bring you and your family members some food or hot tea at 3 am.
7) Patient: "Did the doctor tell you to give me this medication?"
Me: "No, I just thought it would be fun to hang Tridal/Heparin/Cardizem/(add your choice of med that will require me to closely moniter the patient and take up most of my time) just for my amusement"
8) "See, I told you I was having a heart attack, look at the monitor, its a flat line"
I could go on forever...