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Discussion in 'Emergency Medicine' started by docB, 05.02.03.

  1. GoBuckeyes913

    GoBuckeyes913 Intoxicating

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    Seriously. That thing is like having a safety deposit box and a key to the city all at the same time.
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    While a good mnemonic device for Step 1, do not equate medicine names ending with the same letters as doing the same thing

    No matter how much augmen-TIN you give to your husband it will not make up for you running out of dilan-TIN & he will end up in the ER @ 3 am
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    Kittenmommy Owned By Cats

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    Valium has no effect on me whatsoever. When I tell doctors this, they are very skeptical. So I feel your pain (metaphorically speaking, of course! ;))
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    Kittenmommy Owned By Cats

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    Ha! My cats won't even do that! :p
  5. Kittenmommy

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    Large animals only? Because we have a Siamese kitten that probably belongs in a psych ward. Her name is Peanut, but we call her The Nut (for a very good reason!).
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    As the owner of a vagina, I swear to you that I have never put anything in there that does not belong. Tampons, husband, etc. are OK. Money, crack pipes, whatever else... no.
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  7. Birdstrike

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    I suppose some people have a much more fluid definition of "belong."
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    Kittenmommy Owned By Cats

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    Apparently so! I would never dream of putting money in there. I mean... what? Why would you even... Never mind. Some things are imponderable.
  9. Birdstrike

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    ...Diamonds, maybe?
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    No no, you give a lady diamonds so you can put things there, not for them to stash the diamonds there.
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    Well, if someone who really does her Kegels put coal up there...
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  12. Birdstrike

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    Still learning....after 10 years of marriage :)
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    Women aren't magpies; we're not all entranced by shiny things. Kittendaddy would do better to get me a new Apple device than something that sparkles! ;)
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    Did someone say big shiny diamonds????? :D :D :D
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    TooMuchResearch i'm goin' to Kathmandu... Lifetime Donor

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    I mean, it seems like it should work.

    Edit: Didn't see the later posts. In before discussion of intravaginal iPad ensues.

    I think the weirdest thing I've seen fall out of a vagina was a plastic bag of semen.
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