Alyssa...how I have missed you so...your Reemas has been waiting for you.. Why you want to go to University of South Carolina? so far from Reemas... Please allow me to assist in your living situation. I have a third cousin Nahtnam who lives direct off of USC campus!! He has no gangsters around his house because the pungent chicken tikka masala odor drives them away. Sometimes gangsters tell him "hey Osama, clean up your ****, this place smells like crap. We gon kill you" to which he replies "no, i moved to this country to fulfill dream of living outside Doheny eye institute". They walk away confused...Perhaps I will send him your contact info?! I have also just decided to do away rotation with you. Optometry is fascinating to me and tho my step 1 of 147 is a little below average, my step 2 of 175 should save the day. perhaps we could be room partners? I have sad story that explains why I want to do Eye as career...I was downtown Chicago clubbing and spotted some hot Indian female named Gunjun who shared my love for ripe mangos. i made move and asked if she wanted to come to my place for some indian sweets. Sadly, she had muslim boyfriend Samir Al-Gopal. This man followed me to the bathroom and gave me blowout fracture of right orbit. He proceeded to give me UTI of left orbit by urinating in my left eye. I was first documented case of this occurrence so gunner med student wrote case report...my left eye tears burned like street of New Delhi in mid-summer. I was taken to plastic surgeon who laughed when he saw my face and said that his 8 year residency was not enough to fix my ugly appearance (my swelling had completely resolved at this point). Alyssa, please stop being shy with me and let me drive you to USC. I will let you keep my Toyota Tercel from 1982. I want to make you Alyssa Lapog and share my possesions and STDs with you. We will treat them together with broad-spectrum agents until we run out of money, our CD4 counts drop below 200 and we develop PCP pneumonia with concurrent neurosyphilis. Do you share my dream??!!??