Who is premed machine

[Monarch Kong]

I missed this joke and I can't find him on the user's list. All I know is that he's a troll. I wish to join in on this joke, anyone?

---

Members don't see this ad.

 

[Bluntman]

I missed this joke and I can't find him on the user's list. All I know is that he's a troll. I wish to join in on this joke, anyone?

I don't understand.

 

[Anastasis]

it's premed_machine I think and he posted in MCAT forum for awhile - try searching there.

 

[Monarch Kong]

it's premed_machine I think and he posted in MCAT forum for awhile - try searching there.

Thanx!

 

[Monarch Kong]

I just read his posts...HILARIOUS

The only thing funnier than his posts were the people who took him seriously.

 

[witt105]

He is all that is man.

 

[PBandJ]

um guys, that's my boyfriend, mkay?

[/sarcasm]

 

[Monarch Kong]

um guys, that's my boyfriend, mkay?

[/sarcasm]

/comfort

 

[Frank Hardy]

um guys, that's my boyfriend, mkay?

[/sarcasm]

Why date a cyborg? You have no class! Shame on you.

 

[Frank Hardy]

um guys, that's my boyfriend, mkay?

[/sarcasm]

Why date a cyborg? You have no class! Shame on you.

I had to post this twice.

 

[ChymeChancellor]

I am premed_machine! I changed my name so no one would figure me out!

 

[MasterMD]

hahaha he was so much fun... ahh... *sigh* i miss him...

 

[ChymeChancellor]

hahaha he was so much fun... ahh... *sigh* i miss him...

I want to study to get a 44 on the MCAT. My gf said she would dump me if I didn't get at least a 40. My first diagnostic was like a 38 and I cried myself to sleep for a week. But it was my first practice and I hope to improve by the real thing.

 

[Compass]

Prepare for a life on the couch and at McDonalds.

 

[PBandJ]

I am premed_machine! I changed my name so no one would figure me out!

don't worry chyme, i won't tell anyone about us

 

[ChymeChancellor]

don't worry chyme, i won't tell anyone about us

 

[nekrogg]

haha pre med machine scored an 45 on his mcat by touching the scantron

 

[CptCrunch]

premed_machine's poop is used as currency in Argentina.

 

[UMP]

haha pre med machine scored an 45 on his mcat by touching the scantron

he kicked Chuck Norris' ass and retired from the game

 

[modelslashactor]

apparently i'm too stupid to use the search. can anybody link me up with a successful search result link or some of his better nuggets?

 

[UMP]

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showpost.php?p=3554254&postcount=8207

that was a fun one

 

[modelslashactor]

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showpost.php?p=3554254&postcount=8207

that was a fun one

this guy is AWESOME. Who could possibly have the heart to ban this calibur of entertainment?

 

[lynn623la]

pre-med machine is hillarious.

oh my. try reading the other posts by clicking his username.

 

[chewsnuffles]

omg, this guy is the best. its funny because he's obviously pretty bright, I liked the "oxford study course" or whatever. the responses are brilliant too

 

[strawberryfield]

that guy is f*ing hilarious and witty! Bring him baaaacccckkkk SDN!!

 

[Will Ferrell]

that guy is f*ing hilarious and witty! Bring him baaaacccckkkk SDN!!

Yeah, we need to know how he did on that MCAT he was sooo going to destroy. He may be the coveted 45T-er.

 

[Vox Animo]

I hear that he can eat lead and **** gold

 

[ChymeChancellor]

I have 2.75 publications.

Here is the formula I use:

P = Publication
G = GPA
M = MCAT

(G * 10) + (P * 50) + M = I will get into Harvard with my numbers!

 

[PBandJ]

I have 2.75 publications.

Here is the formula I use:

P = Publication
G = GPA
M = MCAT

(G * 10) + (P * 50) + M = I will get into Harvard with my numbers!

2.75 publications

 

[CptCrunch]

I have 2.75 publications.

Here is the formula I use:

P = Publication
G = GPA
M = MCAT

(G * 10) + (P * 50) + M = I will get into Harvard with my numbers!

Thanks for trying, but it's just not the same.

 

[MasterMD]

yeah he's funny NOW... but when we were all studying for the MCAT he was frikken stressful as hell!

 

[ChymeChancellor]

Thanks for trying, but it's just not the same.

 

[Vizious]

another good post:

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showpost.php?p=3554546&postcount=8220

 

[strawberryfield]

another good post:

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showpost.php?p=3554546&postcount=8220

anybody know the answer to that question??

I've been wondering if his holiness is academically and biochemically accurate. It's waaaayy over my head. Anyone, anyone?...... Bueller?

 

[chewsnuffles]

best case is its a specific sentence from some kind of scientific publication.
worst case is he made it up
BUT, unlike the real mcat, there is no multiple choice, so I refuse to answer

 

[CptCrunch]

anybody know the answer to that question??

I've been wondering if his holiness is academically and biochemically accurate. It's waaaayy over my head. Anyone, anyone?...... Bueller?

I have no doubt that premed machine, if for real, is biochemically unstable.

 

[strawberryfield]

I have no doubt that premed machine, if for real, is biochemically unstable.

well, all MCAT and no sleep makes premed machine a dull boy...