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A puppy is never boring! Anyone else think puppy feet smell like Fritos!?
Puppies are so weird - the back of their heads smell like baby-powdered angel feathers, but their breath smells like a dirty diaper filled with burning tires.
I think the puppy check-ups are boring because the parents hold them so I can't cuddle, and the program is always the same "Wookitchoo," weigh, shot, shot, "here's your puppy kit, see you in a month."
Oh, new one -
You call pet owners "parents."